Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

100% untrue

kor > jap > chi

filipino and thai dont count, they are basically mexicans

Why must you turn this thread in to a HOUSE OF LIES?!

Korean women have that flap of skin on their eyes. There's something behind that flap, of what i can't be sure. But something dark and sinister lies beyond.

Possibly the crushed hopes and dreams of molested children.

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

So lads, I failed a big knowledge exam today.

Feel like a right c*nt.

Looked a right c*nt in front if the examiner as well, nothing like the knowledge to reduce you to a nervous wreck in front of an examiner.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Breh, the Koreans are switching to Barca ever since JSP left! My taxi driver told me he doesn't like the red anymore. oh god.

JSP people are more Blue than Red anyway

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I've got a Korean woman sitting next me right now in subway and she's eating like a rat. The gum clapping noise is proper annoying

 

[Gilver]

Lads you should see me. Just hit the weights, and i was checkin myself out in the mirror(obviously ) and mates the sweat glistening on my ever growing/defining arms nearly made me cum.

Also my hair was all wet an kind of just falling over my forehead, good lord.


Between this and not being able to fukk women if i've had a wank in the previous 12 hours, i think i might be gay.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Lads you should see me. Just hit the weights, and i was checkin myself out in the mirror(obviously ) and mates the sweat glistening on my ever growing/defining arms nearly made me cum.

Also my hair was all wet an kind of just falling over my forehead, good lord.


Between this and not being able to fukk women if i've had a wank in the previous 12 hours, i think i might be gay.

You big gay

You use this site dont you?

http://www.shopto.net/

They good or not

 

[Gilver]

I haven't used them in a while due to not buying a console game in ages.

But in my experience they are very good(and cheaper than most).

 

[TopKat]

Shopto used to be the best, used to get games cheap and 2 days early, now their prices are scust just like play.com n shyt

Tbh I ain't bought any games in a longgg time

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I haven't used them in a while due to not buying a console game in ages.

But in my experience they are very good(and cheaper than most).

Thanks

Shopto used to be the best, used to get games cheap and 2 days early, now their prices are scust just like play.com n shyt

Tbh I ain't bought any games in a longgg time

I only want it for Fifa. And I aint payin £40+ for it, considering that Tesco's will have it at cheaper, but its finding a big store and having the time to get there before the offer is finished

 

[KOTK]

Lol at a brit giving me advice on teeth, . Turns out my tooth fine just has an infection. Gave me anti biotics for the week and stong pain killers thats what i get for being in a flity river friday and not washing my hands thoroughly

Oh, everything's fine.

You


"just have"

an

infection.





fukking filthy b*stard.

 

[concise]

What app is this?

App Store - Soccerway+ 2011

 

[Olu Dara]

That's Real Madrid playing in white right?

 

[yoyoyo1]

No, that's a River Plate/Peru XI

 

[Eoin]

No, that's a River Plate/Peru XI

Shut your mouth you bald faggit

 

[mastermind]

Oh, everything's fine.

You


"just have"

an

infection.





fukking filthy b*stard.