Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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Lol at a brit giving me advice on teeth, :childplease: . Turns out my tooth fine just has an infection. Gave me anti biotics for the week and stong pain killers :win: thats what i get for being in a flity river friday and not washing my hands thoroughly :sadcam:
 

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How long do we all feel is an appropriate time period post-wank until you are back at optimum performance?

See i might have to perform later(he's hot, have no doubt), but i really, really fancy cracking one out. :manny:

I tend to find i need a good half a day or so until i'm back on top form so i'm worried slightly. :ld:
 

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How long do we all feel is an appropriate time period post-wank until you are back at optimum performance?

See i might have to perform later(he's hot, have no doubt), but i really, really fancy cracking one out. :manny:

I tend to find i need a good half a day or so until i'm back on top form so i'm worried slightly. :ld:

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Soundin kind of :flabbynsick: in your young age.


But to the question at hand, only a couple of hours really. Drink water to get the fluid back that ur about to lose.
 

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Soundin kind of :flabbynsick: in your young age.


But to the question at hand, only a couple of hours really. Drink water to get the fluid back that ur about to lose.

I could crack one out now then go again in 15 minutes, but i'm talking top, top performance here:salute:
 

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Our X-Factor just finished 'bootcamp'. We already know the winner lads.

You American chaps will be hearing from her in a couple of years so make a note of her name now so you can say you heard of her first:obama:






Writes her own songs, damn brehs next adele:to:
 
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Compared to Hard Knocks and 24/7 it is absolute garbage. But it is pretty hilarious considering how the season has gone so far.

So much time spent on Lucas, Adam, Spearing and Flanagan :lolbron:.

100% true, it's a bloody PR exercise, but it's still interesting nonetheless


oh no, another singer/songwriter, you're doing it wrong britain.
 

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100% true, it's a bloody PR exercise, but it's still interesting nonetheless


oh no, another singer/songwriter, you're doing it wrong britain.

Let's do it right.



Biggest boy band...


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...IN THE WORLD
 
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Breh, the Koreans are switching to Barca ever since JSP left! My taxi driver told me he doesn't like the red anymore. oh god.
 

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fukk 'em, japanese people are cooler anyway.

fukk korea and their western popular culture obsessions/pandering.

Plus japanese wimminz is hotter.
 
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