Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

Controversial win?

Spoiler

 

[OneManGang]

For all his faults we look infinitely more dangerous with Gervais playing CF. I still believe he will pull it all together. We are going to hammer Chelsea.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

RAWK Meltdown ‏@RAWK_Meltdown
I think the Africans cursed Suarez and any team he plays for. Thats the only explanation I have to why absolutely EVERYTHING goes against us

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Some dude cut the light cables at the Rayo-RM match. Could be cancelled

On another saboteur note you guys remember that one dude who cuffed himself to the goal post at Goodison?

Dude is a modern legend

Shame I don't know what he was protesting but I bet it was really fukking important.

 

[Ukbrotha]

John Terry retired from international football.

Apparently FA have made his position untenable.

Stop being such a scumbag then?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

wheres that gif of the african breh in a music video cheesing whilst gently waving his hand in the air with african brehs jumping around in the background?

 

[mastermind]

wheres that gif of the african breh in a music video cheesing whilst gently waving his hand in the air with african brehs jumping around in the background?

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

mastermind clutch posting

 

[BOBN]

probably gave them an ultimatum to drop them charges

FA was like, youre not alan shearer breh

 

[Ohms Law]

That can only make the national team better

 

[Peak]

probably gave them an ultimatum to drop them charges

FA was like, youre not alan shearer breh

QFT

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

if hodgson now tries to call rio up

 

[yoyoyo1]

Here you go brehs:

http://www.the-coli.com/gamblers-anonymous/43778-soccer-monday-mix-sept-24-a.html
http://www.the-coli.com/gamblers-anonymous/43780-soccer-tuesday-mix-sept-25-a.html

 

[Gilver]

Virtual money?

WHERE DO I SIGN?!