The Official DC/Maryland/Virginia Area Thread

[Boutdatlife]

i love my neighbors


DC clubs are garbage with all the rules, pg county has only a few i'd go to without getting ultra dopeboy hood. those that i'd go to are fun, just few in number. bmore has the infamous Block lined with clubs of all kinds, i've never been tho.

nahh bruh them bytches at sensaytions will suck your dikk for cheap.

Took my man for his bday and he got some slew from one of them phat ass whores.

 

[SubLyminalz]

DC native that lives in PA now. Oh how I miss DC.

Might as well use this thread to show appreciation to Bowie Maryland. Basically if you looking for a chick to call wifey, she probably lives here. Bowie got the sweetest girls man, I'm telling you.

First kiss....Bowie girl.

i got peoples who live in bowie who moved from upper marlboro a few years ago and was down there at there crib for a 4th of july cookout and seen the baddest exotic bytch in the complex there crib was at


my uncle damn near crashed his tahoe looking at her ass

dc/pg is like my second home, i been down there so many times i basically know my way around somewhat.

 

[humble Hermit]

nahh bruh them bytches at sensaytions will suck your dikk for cheap.

Took my man for his bday and he got some slew from one of them phat ass whores.

I was there on Saturday...figured I'd take my little brother there since he wanted to hit a strip club for his 18th

And Irvings >>>Synsationals. Most Girls in there are down for almost anything........anywhere.

 

[Boutdatlife]

I was there on Saturday...figured I'd take my little brother there since he wanted to hit a strip club for his 18th

And Irvings >>>Synsationals. Most Girls in there are down for almost anything........anywhere.

never been to irving but i heard that shyt look likes you could catch a std from just walking in.

Nahh sensaytions was cool we paid for a lap dance for him threw that hoe some more cash and she went to work.

 

[The Knee Grow]

never been to irving but i heard that shyt look likes you could catch a std from just walking in.

Nahh sensaytions was cool we paid for a lap dance for him threw that hoe some more cash and she went to work.

My man use to pimp outta irvings them bytches dirty as fukk theyll pull your dikk out in the main room, anything goes in the back, and u can put your whole fist in em lol. u might get robbed in the parking lot its pitch black and in the hood

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Owns house in NOVA, works in DC, avoids MD like the plague

 

[K-ZOE]

Bed Stuy native living in Md the past 13 years. I live in Bmore county now but when I 1st got here I lived in Laurel so I know the DC influence and the Bmore influence.
1st off Bmore chicks are I stay having to correct my NY dudes who swear "I'm down here with them bad ass DC hoes". No my nikkas, I say. This is a different world. 9 outta 10 Bmore chicks gotta stomach pooch, bad skin, and are dumb as fukk. If by chance you stumble on one of these hood rats that are fukkable, and you have common sense and completed HS? DUMB IT DOWN IF YOU WANT THAT PUSS. Smarts aint looked on too kindly round here. They are easy to fukk tho. Very low maintenance.

This club shyt they listen to in Bmore? I went to this joint Melbas and had the worst time I ever had in the club. All they played was club music and all the women were fat, old, and wearing outfits that didnt flatter their shapes.

Go Go is terrible too. But they love it. So when I'm drizzy, its more tolerable cuz DC women go ham off some Go Go.

DC nightlife>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore nightlife

DC white chicks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore white chicks

DC women of any shade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore chicks of any shade

Bmore accent? Terrible. And dont talk to somebody that never left Bmore. "Yo must be furred. Tol' that whore yewwww cant bring dugs up in here". Pos rep for anyone that can translate.

Bmore city dudes look down on Bmore county dudes for the same reason DC cats shyt on pretenders from PG county.

Bmore strib clubs>>>>>>>DC! Don't frequent either much these days but in Bmore its damn near whatever. You cant even touch broads in DC. What are some good spots in Md other than baltimore?? I was at a BYOB spot in Bladensburg years ago and gotta cheap lap dance from the cutest but mustiest stripper ever. Called shorty over, she sits down and starts doing her thing, at first I was next thing you know I'm like *sniff sniff*

 

[Boutdatlife]

My man use to pimp outta irvings them bytches dirty as fukk theyll pull your dikk out in the main room, anything goes in the back, and u can put your whole fist in em lol. u might get robbed in the parking lot its pitch black and in the hood

lololol


Bytch at sensaytion pulled my man shyt out in vip and just went to work.

He a husky dude so she also sucked his man t*ts


I will never forget the look on his face when she grabbed his tit and went to work

Spoiler

++++++

The whole crew was watching

 

[SubLyminalz]

My man use to pimp outta irvings them bytches dirty as fukk theyll pull your dikk out in the main room, anything goes in the back, and u can put your whole fist in em lol. u might get robbed in the parking lot its pitch black and in the hood

where is irvings at i think one of my boys wanted to take me there, might have to take the toolie for future refrences

 

[Smashley]

Checking in

 

[Ayatollah Watts]

Bed Stuy native living in Md the past 13 years. I live in Bmore county now but when I 1st got here I lived in Laurel so I know the DC influence and the Bmore influence.
1st off Bmore chicks are I stay having to correct my NY dudes who swear "I'm down here with them bad ass DC hoes". No my nikkas, I say. This is a different world. 9 outta 10 Bmore chicks gotta stomach pooch, bad skin, and are dumb as fukk. If by chance you stumble on one of these hood rats that are fukkable, and you have common sense and completed HS? DUMB IT DOWN IF YOU WANT THAT PUSS. Smarts aint looked on too kindly round here. They are easy to fukk tho. Very low maintenance.

This club shyt they listen to in Bmore? I went to this joint Melbas and had the worst time I ever had in the club. All they played was club music and all the women were fat, old, and wearing outfits that didnt flatter their shapes.

Go Go is terrible too. But they love it. So when I'm drizzy, its more tolerable cuz DC women go ham off some Go Go.

DC nightlife>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore nightlife

DC white chicks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore white chicks

DC women of any shade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore chicks of any shade

Bmore accent? Terrible. And dont talk to somebody that never left Bmore. "Yo must be furred. Tol' that whore yewwww cant bring dugs up in here". Pos rep for anyone that can translate.

Bmore city dudes look down on Bmore county dudes for the same reason DC cats shyt on pretenders from PG county.

Bmore strib clubs>>>>>>>DC! Don't frequent either much these days but in Bmore its damn near whatever. You cant even touch broads in DC. What are some good spots in Md other than baltimore?? I was at a BYOB spot in Bladensburg years ago and gotta cheap lap dance from the cutest but mustiest stripper ever. Called shorty over, she sits down and starts doing her thing, at first I was next thing you know I'm like *sniff sniff*

forgot the name of this joint... if it's the one I'm thinkin about it's jie like in an industrial district.. .I think it was called club 42 or something... I believe they shut it down though...

the barber shop in bladensburg used to have strippers.... they'll close the blinds and get busy....

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Kill, I know yall ain't in here fakin on these DC area bytches. A drive down MLK in the summer and you gon be seeing all types of lovely cheeks. And all them slightly ratchet, govt job havin sistas? Lawd, and the diaspora is fully represented here. Only ATL is as black as the DMV.

Wholetime my cousin hipped me to this clip since nikkaz brought up Go-Go, I was fukkin dyin off this shyt.



Go 'head, them cacs rockin like shyt.

 

[Boutdatlife]

Kill, I know yall ain't in here fakin on these DC area bytches. A drive down MLK in the summer and you gon be seeing all types of lovely cheeks. And all them slightly ratchet, govt job havin sistas? Lawd, and the diaspora is fully represented here. Only ATL is as black as the DMV.

Wholetime my cousin hipped me to this clip since nikkaz brought up Go-Go, I was fukkin dyin off this shyt.

Go Go Guitar Hero - YouTube

Go 'head, them cacs rockin like shyt.

lololol

 

[newworldafro]

Bed Stuy native living in Md the past 13 years. I live in Bmore county now but when I 1st got here I lived in Laurel so I know the DC influence and the Bmore influence.
1st off Bmore chicks are I stay having to correct my NY dudes who swear "I'm down here with them bad ass DC hoes". No my nikkas, I say. This is a different world. 9 outta 10 Bmore chicks gotta stomach pooch, bad skin, and are dumb as fukk. If by chance you stumble on one of these hood rats that are fukkable, and you have common sense and completed HS? DUMB IT DOWN IF YOU WANT THAT PUSS. Smarts aint looked on too kindly round here. They are easy to fukk tho. Very low maintenance.

This club shyt they listen to in Bmore? I went to this joint Melbas and had the worst time I ever had in the club. All they played was club music and all the women were fat, old, and wearing outfits that didnt flatter their shapes.

Go Go is terrible too. But they love it. So when I'm drizzy, its more tolerable cuz DC women go ham off some Go Go.

DC nightlife>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore nightlife

DC white chicks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore white chicks

DC women of any shade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bmore chicks of any shade

Bmore accent? Terrible. And dont talk to somebody that never left Bmore. "Yo must be furred. Tol' that whore yewwww cant bring dugs up in here". Pos rep for anyone that can translate.

Bmore city dudes look down on Bmore county dudes for the same reason DC cats shyt on pretenders from PG county.

Bmore strib clubs>>>>>>>DC! Don't frequent either much these days but in Bmore its damn near whatever. You cant even touch broads in DC. What are some good spots in Md other than baltimore?? I was at a BYOB spot in Bladensburg years ago and gotta cheap lap dance from the cutest but mustiest stripper ever. Called shorty over, she sits down and starts doing her thing, at first I was next thing you know I'm like *sniff sniff*

Everything you said is accurate.....EXCEPT you forgot about the college chicks in both Bmore and DC area.......

Melbas was my spot when I was in Bmore.....older women yeah and music is whatever, but it was close to where I was at, so Thursday or Friday nite, nothing to do. The area around the Harbor and Fells Point has quite a few spots. I rememeber one time I picked this chick up and was thinking we was going to a party at this club, turned out she just wanted me for a ride, by the end of the night. So we go pick up her home girl who is hosting the party, and I'm like cotdamn , this bytch is cold bangin.....looks like a young Lisa Raye....so we get to the spot near Fells Point....and all I see are women, so I'm like hey...this going to be a good nite ........

I get in there, and just more and more chicks started to pile in, rough looking joints, decent ones, some 8s and 9s...then the strippers start coming, bytches is half naked and chicks is throwing dollars at them and everything......well obviously I'm the only guy or maybe one or two others at a lesbian party....ain't that a biitch . I took the chicks home, but I ended up getting the Lisa Raye's look alike number. So I call her up ()...and try to spit game and she's only talking about her next party....defeated.

Anyway, between DC and Bmore and NOVA you have 8 million people in about 60 mile line along 95 ...there's plenty to do and see in between......I've pretty good.....I love the diaspora...dated chicks from around the globe....can't get that level of diversity in NC...

 

[Stuntone]

Lets not forget to account for the million lesbians here, disgusting.

As far as stripclubs: puzzles in suitland and sensations. Pg has a lot strip parties and houses. It really goes down.. Theres this stripper party in bowie every fri and sat. Dudes so broke, 5$ goes a long way.