The Official Dallas Cowboys 2023 Season Thread

[Surreal]

This means Dak isn't returning

 

[dtownreppin214]

You got Harbaugh sitting there. Wtf are we doing bringing this oaf back.

 

[Dem313wayz]

For me it was the first time I seen him play like shyt where the offensive line wasn't mostly fine. I never had a problem with him playing like shyt before because in all those games Tyler the sack Creator is getting shoved in his lap or Steele trash ass is just straight up whiffing on blocks and every single QB in the league looks like shyt when they don't trust their linemen to block and they are just trying to keep from getting hit. This time though he was not under any type of pressure Tyler and Steele was mostly okay, he just stood in the pocket and didn't know what to do. He was just straight up outsmarted. Not outplayed. Not out competed. OUTSMARTED. You can't be getting outsmarted in year 8. Can't do it.

And then...even worse...soon as he was down 27. Soon as it was over. Soon as every person knew there was 0% chance Dallas was coming back...here he comes. Here comes the throws. Here comes the moving in the pocket and going downfield. Here comes the yards and the touchdowns. AS SOON as the pressure of the moment was over, and there was no expectation to win, Dak started playing well. And in that moment it became clear. Dude can't play well when there is pressure on him. And it aint no way to win or even get to the super bowl without playing under pressure. And thus, we never going anywhere with Dak. And thus there is no point in having him here.

He put up such great regular season numbers, he had the cowboys offense looking unstoppable so many times throughout the years, that I just figured if we can just block and have enough of a run game he can do that on the biggest stage. But the packer game revealed he can't. He won't ever be that guy in the playoffs. He won't ever be that top 5 offense guy. It aint no point in paying attention to the Dak who over a 7 week period goes 6 - 1 with 15 touchdowns and 3 picks with a perfect QB rating. That dude aint NEVER going to show up when it matters.

And now...when I look back at this season...it all makes sense. His playoff performance fell right in line with what he did this season. Everyone knew coming into the season that the top 3 teams in the NFC was 49ers, Dallas, Eagles, and they all played each other so it would get settled. Everyone had that 49ers game circled. He didn't play well up to that game and he didn't play well in that game. Cause he felt the weight of that game. The weight of whoever wins this is probably the best team in the NFC. And then after he lost to Philly, any chance of the division was over. And after that Philly game...with it being clear the 49ers were better...with it being almost impossible to win the division...there was no more pressure, we were resigned to a wildcard spot. He played great. And then Philly had arguably the biggest in season collapse in nfl history. And then he lucked into that 2 seed. And then everyone said well just go ahead and punch the cowboys ticket to the nfc championship game they never lose at home and they about to get two games at home. Now its expectations. Now people penciling you in. Now the talk is how can anyone keep up with you at home. Now the Packers game is just a formality. Now the pressure is on you to win. And he completely folded up. So I can never believe in him again. He can never be the man on the field. I don't know if he can even be a man on the field anymore period. I bet when he got home all his toilets seats were down. He sit down to pee now. Jerry need to go ahead and throw them urinals' away cause these nikkas bytched up so bad aint none of them peeing standing up anytime soon.


Same thing for Micah. You know who Micah is? He the Dak Prescott of Edge Rushers. shyt I don't even know if he that. At least Dak put up numbers in garbage time. Micah probably still getting his head shoved in the dirt by some random ass Packers linemen they probably couldn't get a 5th round pick for.

Micah p*ssy but i feel he would be better utilized in a 3-4 scheme. Line him up at OLB and let him rush the passer. He to small to play DE

 

[R.U.L.E.]

I defend McCarthy because of dealing with Garrett’s bytch ass for 10 years.

There’s 12-5 seasons with the playoffs is nice…for ANY OTHER franchise not named the Dallas cowboys. However that shyt is not gonna cut it.

Wasn’t Marty Schottenheimer fired for losing in the first and second rounds after consistently taking his teams to 12-14 win seasons? Chargers went 14-2 in 2006, got bounced in the first round then in 2007 won 11 games but went to the AFC Title game and lost.

Only way I’d be cool with Big Mac mike staying is if the c00n is a June 1st cut

 

[DaPresident]

None of this surprises me. NONE of it. Not the blowout loss to the 7th seed Packers. Not the NO INTROSPECTION to see MAYBE, just MAYBE we could tweak SOMETHING from a 3x 12 win early playoff exit team...mind you, that same team that does NOTHING in said playoff games...

You got some REAL coaches out here for the taking, but our owner loves his regular season king and his "lawyers and judges" jester as well...This ish ain't changing, same ol same ol.

 

[duckbutta]

Chris Young type GM isn't walking thru that door.

This is what is getting me through these trying times. Rangers won the WS. Nothing else matters.

 

[duckbutta]

Micah p*ssy but i feel he would be better utilized in a 3-4 scheme. Line him up at OLB and let him rush the passer. He to small to play DE

It aint happening. He don't want to play linebacker period for any reason no matter what he doing from that position.

 

[Dem313wayz]

It aint happening. He don't want to play linebacker period for any reason no matter what he doing from that position.

Why the hell he don't wanna play linebacker? That don't make sense

 

[duckbutta]

You got Harbaugh sitting there. Wtf are we doing bringing this oaf back.

Harbaugh is serious about football. The Joneses aren't. He was never coming here.

Harbaugh ran Michigan with an iron fist but he going to come to Dallas and listen to Jerry get on the radio and fumble over talking about plays we run and signs we use and players contracts and all types of shyt? Aint happening.

 

[Surreal]

Skins bout to be the top NFC East team for the next decade

 

[El Bombi]

Skins bout to be the top NFC East team for the next decade

No joke. They really are to be honest.

 

[Surreal]

No joke. They really are going to be honest.

Magic and Bob Myers aren't playing around and the new GM and Owner are about winning

 

[HollywoodP]

Smfh, deepest coaching pool to choose from in quite a while and this goofy old fukk wants to run it back. I'm disgusted

 

[darealvelle]

These dumbass insiders gaslighted us, hyping up a coaching change for two weeks

not me lol. I knew they were going to bring him back for his last remaining year. He gone regardless after next season unless they make a nfc championship

 

[darealvelle]

I defend McCarthy because of dealing with Garrett’s bytch ass for 10 years.

There’s 12-5 seasons with the playoffs is nice…for ANY OTHER franchise not named the Dallas cowboys. However that shyt is not gonna cut it.

Wasn’t Marty Schottenheimer fired for losing in the first and second rounds after consistently taking his teams to 12-14 win seasons? Chargers went 14-2 in 2006, got bounced in the first round then in 2007 won 11 games but went to the AFC Title game and lost.

Only way I’d be cool with Big Mac mike staying is if the c00n is a June 1st cut

This not going to happen unless your willing to give that man 60 million and tank for that season. That cap will not afford to bring any players in free agency.