The Official Dallas Cowboys 2023 Season Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

Contemplating going to the game.
Even though I prefer to watch at home, season opener sounds fun. And of course we fill MetLife

Darren Waller and Jalin Hyatt put pressure on your defense. Saquon is him. Dexter Lawrence is elite.

This is definitely their best team since 16.
I expect fukkery on SNF. Not Kadarius Toney levels of fukkery, but definitely some nonsense.

 

[Trill McClay]

Im over this guy

Committ these names to memory brehs...

Olu Fashanu, Penn State
Joe Alt, Notre Dame
Patrick Paul, UofH
Jordan Morgan, Arizona
Graham Barton, Duke

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[darealvelle]

Dak better get ready to run like mahomes

 

[VegetasHairline]

Defense is going to have to show up and play well and force some turnovers. Micah Parsons especially, with all the talking he's done over the off-season.

 

[duckbutta]

More worried about their front vs our OL


Plus, we tend to start off slow in season openers.
Ill say this, if dak goes to metlife and puts up 300 yds 3tds and 0 ints, ima start cutting him some slack

Spoiler

until the Jets game

Dak has beaten the giants literally 10 times in a row but only if he wins an 11th one in a row will you cut him some slack

Let me send the texas office of energy a report talking about all the electricity you wasting so i can get your whole neighborhood power turned off while its 106 outside

 

[duckbutta]

2014 Tyrion Smith aint walkin thru them doors Kids

Breh you guys haven't beaten Dak since 2016

 

[BlueHeffner]

Somebody make the gameday thread

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Contemplating going to the game.
Even though I prefer to watch at home, season opener sounds fun. And of course we fill MetLife

Darren Waller and Jalin Hyatt put pressure on your defense. Saquon is him. Dexter Lawrence is elite.

This is definitely their best team since 16.
I expect fukkery on SNF. Not Kadarius Toney levels of fukkery, but definitely some nonsense.

I’ll be there brehs

Not a playoff game so y’all can’t get mad at me if we lose

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Dak had to be sedated 11 hours for a tatoo.

Can someone explain if this is more cooonery by our resident c00nscott?
I’m not
Familiar with tatoos

 

[BigE214]

Dak had to be sedated 11 hours for a tatoo.

Can someone explain if this is more cooonery by our resident c00nscott?
I’m not
Familiar with tatoos

Sedated likely means it was a big ass piece and he had multiple people hitting him up at the same time. Not no shyt the average person going to do. Probably a 10K+ session. That’s like yo whole back

Edit: just saw the story, it was his leg but sedated is wild though cause they have a cream now that makes the area go numb and you can’t feel it. You’ll see the needles in and out yo skin but won’t feel shyt

 

[BlueHeffner]

Sedated likely means it was a big ass piece and he had multiple people hitting him up at the same time. Not no shyt the average person going to do. Probably a 10K+ session. That’s like yo whole back

Edit: just saw the story, it was his leg but sedated is wild though cause they have a cream now that makes the area go numb and you can’t feel it. You’ll see the needles in and out yo skin but won’t feel shyt

AYOOO

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[satam55]