Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[MartyMcFly]

I don't expect Greta and Hansel to do box office numbers even though they did online promo into it - I want to see it for substance. Looks like it's along the lines of Malificent, have a dedicated fan base and go on to do a Greta and Hansel Part 2.

Yeah those kinda high art horror flicks don’t do well in January. Now if it was resident evil

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Yes, it was worth the watch. Not too cheesy or too corny, and it's not too over the top like the average disaster movie.
Decent storyline but they could have left out some of the father-daughter dialogue, it's like we get it- they're estranged.. now get to the action sequences. That was the only part but overall a good watch.

Cacs having family drama during a catastrophe always has me like

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Cacs having family drama during a catastrophe always has me like

it's not enough that they're battling dangerous weather, torrential tornados/storms and killer water beasts, no hope of immediate rescue, potential blood poisoning and life threatening wounds but yeah, let's talk about how we can work through all the emotional family trauma built up over the past 6 years even though we're about to die and it won't matter.

That's what got to me with The Walking Dead - battling zombies, disease, survivalists but have long drawn out conversations about drama and relationship dynamics, always making a damn speech or soliloquy at the worst times possible..

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

it's not enough that they're battling dangerous weather, torrential tornados/storms and killer water beasts, no hope of immediate rescue, potential blood poisoning and life threatening wounds but yeah, let's talk about how we can work through all the emotional family trauma built up over the past 6 years even though we're about to die and it won't matter.

That's what got to me with The Walking Dead - battling zombies, disease, survivalists but have long drawn out conversations about drama and relationship dynamics, always making a damn speech or soliloquy at the worst times possible..

It's about to eat me!


You said you promised you would come back home daddy!

It's eating me!

I believed you!

I'm dying...


Daddy!! No!!!

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

It's about to eat me!


You said you promised you would come back home daddy!

It's eating me!

I believed you!

I'm dying...


Daddy!! No!!!

 

[Jello Biafra]

Current watch: This is good so far, much better than IT2. Y’all slept on this movie in here but I’m engaged @storyteller finally watching this-

I was going to say Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark but that movie had teenagers in it, not kids and it wasn't all that good either.:bugsshrug:

I found it to be spectacularly underwhelming. Bummed me out too because I was pretty excited to see it.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Has anyone watched BLISS on Shudder? I checked out the trailer and it looked kinda weak but I've been seeing a lot of the horror heads I follow on Twitter big upping it so wanted to see if anyone in here checked it out already.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Hulu's INTO THE DARK entry for FEBRUARY is MY VALENTINE:

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Your rationale in reference to movies that you don’t like is unacceptable. Those kids in that movie acted and had a better plot and storyline than the adult horror movies in similar categories.

I see that you’re trying to restore the energy.. diplomacy season is over. Let the games begin, my movies will not be disparaged

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Hulu's INTO THE DARK entry for FEBRUARY is MY VALENTINE:

Have you watched it yet? No you haven’t. Looks like they’re trying to make it more like the Black Mirror series. But lol at the purple and pink undertones like the Nic Cage movies. You are biased against Hulu anyway- just like the Omar Epps horror movie and the Thanksgiving pilgrim family movie. Your opinion is not valid.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Have you watched it yet? No you haven’t. Looks like they’re trying to make it more like the Black Mirror series. But lol at the purple and pink undertones like the Nic Cage movies. You are biased against Hulu anyway- just like the Omar Epps horror. Your opinion is not valid.

I'm not biased against them...they just keep churning out these mediocre INTO THE DARK movies.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

How did Scary Stories bum you out??!!

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Has anyone watched BLISS on Shudder? I checked out the trailer and it looked kinda weak but I've been seeing a lot of the horror heads I follow on Twitter big upping it so wanted to see if anyone in here checked it out already.

Finish what you started with Scary Stories to tell In the Dark, address your disdain for that movie other than the kids, with a plausible explanation

How could you not like that? The stew/big toe story and the spider bites-

 

[Jello Biafra]

How did Scary Stories bum you out??!!

It bummed me out because I went into it really wanting to like it and i came out of it not liking it much at all.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Finish what you started with Scary Stories to tell In the Dark, address your disdain for that movie other than the kids, with a plausible explanation

How could you not like that? The stew/big toe story and the spider bites-

I honestly can barely remember anything about it now. I might re-watch it this weekend to see if I have the same opinion.