Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Are they terrible:Nowords:
ya damn right they are!

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I have watched some of everything from anything with living dead in the title, to that Dr Satan joint rob zombie did. Good, bad, doesn't matter. I enjoy terrible horror movies just as much as good horror movies.


say no more!

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If we are recommending terrible horror movies then I have a couple for you that I consider awesomely bad:
DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS
MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981 or 2009 version doesn't matter since they are both pretty bad)
CHOPPING MALL
BIRDEMIC
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
ZOMBEAVERS
And the entire SLEEPAWAY CAMP series of movies are worth a watch.
 

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ONE CUT OF THE DEAD
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A cast of relative unknowns, a brilliantly disguised low budget and an epic, 37-minute opening single take makes Shin'ichirô Ueda's feature debut a bright, breezy and laugh-out-loud hilarious zombie comedy. A film crew is shooting a zombie horror flick in an abandoned water filtration plant, allegedly used for human experiments by the military. Just as the director browbeats his actors and demands more special effects blood, a real zombie apocalypse erupts, much to his auteur delight. Packed with meta-movie references as mocking as they are loving, this relentless takedown of the Living Dead genre is a total blast.

 

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THE UNTHINKABLE
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Directed and produced by Swedish film collective Crazy Pictures, “The Unthinkable” takes place in the aftermath of a mysterious attack in Sweden. Amid the chaos, a young man (Christoffer Nordenrot) is forced to return to his hometown, where he crosses path with his high school sweetheart (Lisa Henni) and falls back in love with her.

 

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YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER
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Inspired by a viral tweet thread by authors Sam Sykes and Chuck Wendig that concisely deconstructed the slasher genre, You Might Be the Killer is a clever horror comedy, which stars Fran Kranz (Cabin in the Woods) as Sam, the nice-as-pie head counselor at a remote summer camp where fun in the sun turns into a bloody nightmare when a murderer starts killing off all the counselors in gruesome fashion. But here’s the twist; Sam…might be the killer.

 
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