Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

MartyMcFly

What's up doc, can we rock?
Joined
May 29, 2012
Messages
59,888
Reputation
9,212
Daps
161,033
Reppin
P.G. County
:deadmanny:

shyt got me thinking bout the Green Inferno.

EVERYONE in that movies death was tame compared to fat black homie.
:francis:
These folks know what they doing. In CoC 4 the two Black women got it the worst too.

:mjlol::francis:


I’m sure if I stayed awake through any of the children of the corn movies I watched I’d be with you both but I was more offended at how boring they were and why I was put to sleep. I’ll warch maximum overdrive over them shyts any day of the week.
 

BXKingPin82

The Chairman of the Board will be... The Kingpin
Supporter
Joined
Jun 14, 2014
Messages
59,104
Reputation
13,462
Daps
199,353
Reppin
Bronx NY
I’m sure if I stayed awake through any of the children of the corn movies I watched I’d be with you both but I was more offended at how boring they were and why I was put to sleep. I’ll warch maximum overdrive over them shyts any day of the week.
i honestly dont even remember COC like that other than the kids being crazy or some shyt.
Cam, Mase, Big L McGruff Bloodshed >>>>>>>>>>>>>
:noreha:


I DO remember this lil gem tho.

220px-BEWARE_CHILDREN_AT_PLAY_poster.jpg


this shyt was HILARIOUS!!
:mjlol:
 

Apollo Creed

Look at your face
Supporter
Joined
Feb 20, 2014
Messages
56,264
Reputation
13,488
Daps
211,709
Reppin
Handsome Boyz Ent
I’m sure if I stayed awake through any of the children of the corn movies I watched I’d be with you both but I was more offended at how boring they were and why I was put to sleep. I’ll warch maximum overdrive over them shyts any day of the week.

lol the gift and the curse of these old flicks is that we were shook because we were kids, and practical gore stuck with you more. CGI gore of today is laughably bad, but idk if its because I'm desensitized to violence due to the 80s and 90s stuff I grew up on.
 

MartyMcFly

What's up doc, can we rock?
Joined
May 29, 2012
Messages
59,888
Reputation
9,212
Daps
161,033
Reppin
P.G. County
lol the gift and the curse of these old flicks is that we were shook because we were kids, and practical gore stuck with you more. CGI gore of today is laughably bad, but idk if its because I'm desensitized to violence due to the 80s and 90s stuff I grew up on.

I was never shook tho. Them shyts always bored me. I just don’t think they’re dope flicks. Never have. Probably never will. Just never got into them homie. Wish I did but I always rolled my eyes at them or fell asleep or just walked out the room. They’re low rent versions of village of the damned
 

storyteller

Veteran
Joined
May 23, 2012
Messages
16,602
Reputation
5,222
Daps
63,395
Reppin
NYC
I gave the Terrifier a spin since I saw it up on Netflix...short version: It's a decent slasher for a film with pretty much no actual plot. It's a campy movie out the gate, all gore and low budget effects while the actors play the over the top stuff straight. It's good mindless fun.

Long version: When I say, no plot, I mean that. Two girls leave a Halloween party and have car problems, while a weird dude in a clown suit keeps popping up and creeping them out. From there, the clown just starts taking out people the girls interact with and going after them. That's it. The clown doesn't have any motivations; the characters make a lot of plot convenient decisions and the kills are ridiculous...but it kinda works. It's all played up to the extreme and that makes the horror cliches look like "we're all in on the joke" instead of "this is annoying." It helps that some of the characters, though shallow, are likeable. Even a couple of the side victims do things that make them memorable and unique. Other than that though, there's not much sense to the plot. It's the kind of story you expect in one of those compilation flicks like VHS, where there's not enough time to get into plot so they just rush to the horror scenes. But since this is such a self-aware campy slasher, it's easier to forgive. Seems like a group of horror fans put together a slasher that they had fun making first and foremost. Considering how many movies I've been disappointed in lately, this one gets a passing grade.
 

BXKingPin82

The Chairman of the Board will be... The Kingpin
Supporter
Joined
Jun 14, 2014
Messages
59,104
Reputation
13,462
Daps
199,353
Reppin
Bronx NY
I gave the Terrifier a spin since I saw it up on Netflix...short version: It's a decent slasher for a film with pretty much no actual plot. It's a campy movie out the gate, all gore and low budget effects while the actors play the over the top stuff straight. It's good mindless fun.

Long version: When I say, no plot, I mean that. Two girls leave a Halloween party and have car problems, while a weird dude in a clown suit keeps popping up and creeping them out. From there, the clown just starts taking out people the girls interact with and going after them. That's it. The clown doesn't have any motivations; the characters make a lot of plot convenient decisions and the kills are ridiculous...but it kinda works. It's all played up to the extreme and that makes the horror cliches look like "we're all in on the joke" instead of "this is annoying." It helps that some of the characters, though shallow, are likeable. Even a couple of the side victims do things that make them memorable and unique. Other than that though, there's not much sense to the plot. It's the kind of story you expect in one of those compilation flicks like VHS, where there's not enough time to get into plot so they just rush to the horror scenes. But since this is such a self-aware campy slasher, it's easier to forgive. Seems like a group of horror fans put together a slasher that they had fun making first and foremost. Considering how many movies I've been disappointed in lately, this one gets a passing grade.
Yeah. I saw this before it came on NETFLIX.
I knew it was gonna be some fukkery from the beginning when they had that girl appear on that show all fukked up looking.
:scust:

But i kinda liked it cause like i said in this thread already, i love mindless shyt like this.
No rhyme or reason. Just fukkery.
The scene in the diner was creepy as fukk tho.
Fun fact: Art the Clown also appears in a movie from a few years ago named "All Hallows Eve."
 

storyteller

Veteran
Joined
May 23, 2012
Messages
16,602
Reputation
5,222
Daps
63,395
Reppin
NYC
Yeah. I saw this before it came on NETFLIX.
I knew it was gonna be some fukkery from the beginning when they had that girl appear on that show all fukked up looking.
:scust:

But i kinda liked it cause like i said in this thread already, i love mindless shyt like this.
No rhyme or reason. Just fukkery.
The scene in the diner was creepy as fukk tho.

Straight up! It works when they don't overthink it and make it clear what they're going for. The restaurant scene, the saw scene and even just having Art honk the horn at the girl were all legit standout moments for me that a lot of bigger flicks were missing (where as soon as you hear the movie title an image comes to mind). The movie might not have made much sense but just off some likeable characters and quality kills, they made one I really appreciated.

Fun fact: Art the Clown also appears in a movie from a few years ago named "All Hallows Eve."

:whoo: I'm gonna have to check that out. From design to the actor portrayal, I think they've got something with Art the Clown that could build up a cult following.
 

Nicole0416_718_929_646212

The Prim Reaper
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2017
Messages
69,608
Reputation
25,901
Daps
200,982
Reppin
NYC and FBA Riverboat Retaliation
I’ll warch maximum overdrive over them shyts any day of the week
:dead::deadmanny: Maximum Overdrive>>>> Trucks ??:ld:
"But, we made you! you can't do this!! WE. MADDDEE. YOUUUUU!!!! "- overly dramatic hysterical waitress lady
 

BXKingPin82

The Chairman of the Board will be... The Kingpin
Supporter
Joined
Jun 14, 2014
Messages
59,104
Reputation
13,462
Daps
199,353
Reppin
Bronx NY
Straight up! It works when they don't overthink it and make it clear what they're going for. The restaurant scene, the saw scene and even just having Art honk the horn at the girl were all legit standout moments for me that a lot of bigger flicks were missing (where as soon as you hear the movie title an image comes to mind). The movie might not have made much sense but just off some likeable characters and quality kills, they made one I really appreciated.



:whoo: I'm gonna have to check that out. From design to the actor portrayal, I think they've got something with Art the Clown that could build up a cult following.
its an anthology movie too. I think Art the Clown is the last story.
be ready tho...
cause that shyt
is
fukked
up!!
 
Top