Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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(changing horror movie premises to fit new “modernization” standards for the current day consumers like SCREAM 2023)

So far we have:

1. There’s a new Final Destination movie coming in 2023; and this time Death does not have a design; said design includes a Glock with a switch

2. The Ring 4 will actually be a Ring security system. If Samara appears in the doorbell camera - the victim now has 3 days to live and for whatever random reason- the Ring executions only happen in Staten Island.

3. @Realm-Breaker: Nightmare on Elm Street! Freddy Krueger is a computer program created by a creepy hacker who kills people using a sleep-tracking app! 😹

4. Esther having escaped the insane asylum for the third time, takes on a new identity, moves to Mexico and adopts a child who ages backwards “benjamin button syndrome” - in an unforeseen plot twist, that “child” is the daughter of the family from the original Orphan 🤔🙃
 

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I found a better dose of Cosmic Horror meets Manmade horror than the Rig tried to do. It also pulled it off in 4 episodes about a half-hour each instead of the Rig's dragged out setup. But it's an anime, so it's easier to sleep on.



Only 4 episodes long, fast-moving, and it doesn't drag out mystery threads or their reveals (except for the big one at the end). A group of foreigners move into a peaceful housing complex and a lot of weird ish starts happening, including people disappearing and weird moss growing where they had lived. It's a fast watch and the payoff is pretty cool, especially because it really has answers for everything you might be wondering.
 

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Dammit. Are any of these streaming services gonna let a new horror show last more than one season?


 

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Buddy of mine on vacation in Playa Del Carmen Mexico

Saw Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey

and said the theater was full and he enjoyed it for what it was.
For some reason it released theatrically in Mexico first.'

dumba$$ took his family , wife and kids walked out after 30 minutes
said its basically a step above torture porn, and really bloody
not really scary, but has some good kills onscreen
said i would absolutely love one of the kills, its over the top as fukk
his only complaint was that the movie was dark

I asked was it Terriifier 2 level with the kills and he said , its about 60%

I can't wait , i think its released in the states on the 15th of Feb
probably be some HD cams online in a day or two , but i am going to see this in theaters.
 
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laughingly bad, but they tried
needed better actors and some more budget.
decent gore fx though

if you need something on in the background while you work , this may be it.
just look up when they scream ,you aren't missing anything else


somebody in the yputube comments called this Army of the dead with a PPP loan budget :russ: :dead:
 

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what the hell
there's a Children of the corn Relaunch/ Reboot /remake coming out in March


wow, talk about movies nobody is asking for.
Nobody?? Speak for yourself - I want to see it
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