Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Lootpack]

And also the writing is …

This the type of shyt you hear when you turn on the TV in GTA V.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Invitation dropped on Netflix today - bout to watch for the first time. Hoping it’s not as mediocre as people say it is.

Update - I can’t get past the first 20 minutes with Meghan Markel’s Evie’s “dark skinned” best friend doing all of this sassy sista girl, “ohhhhh gurlllllll he’s soooo hottt you need you a white man, swirlset go head and go to England get you a white man, it’s been a minute since you had sommmee” bullshyt routine.

It’s annoying ASF.

Like we all talk or think like this.
F this movie already.

LMaO at Evie wearing a septum ring

 

[abominable1]

bunch of ugly brit hoez vs a genetically modified spider

wait, I'm on the coli....let me rephrase

UK PAWGS vs monster spider

First hour, pretty good
the writers killed the last 30 minutes and the ending is facepalm.
it turned into a snooze fest.

 

[abominable1]

watched this 80's slasher fukkery earlier today to ring in the new year



may watch the original terror train next

 

[abominable1]

looking forward to this as well

 

[Lootpack]

looking forward to this as well

I think this will actually be a good ass movie but Sony did it dirty making the trailer look so generic, right down to the font.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Watching this one now....

....

 

[MenacingMonk]

silent night, deadly night 5

Mickey Rooney brehs,

Mickey...
fukking ...
Rooney...

And surprisingly good
its like the Halloween 3 of the Silent night Deadly Night movies
surprisingly well shot and acted for an Indie filmed at that time. paced well
and good FX




Did not get to watch Christmas Evil , but will save that for next year

I was gonna blind buy the 3-5 collection today but passed. Never seen any of them.

 

[abominable1]

I was gonna blind buy the 3-5 collection today but passed. Never seen any of them.

3 & 4 are an acquired taste. Definitely.
5 is actually decent.
I would only buy these if you are a true completest. I only own parts 1 & 2. I watched these 3 them online.

 

[abominable1]

caught this one this morning online
(IYKYK)


Not pure horror, more like a Action, Sci fi flick, with horror elements
Like, the Raid 2 with LOTS more blood & gore
Hardly any Cutaway scenes , nikkas was getting that work on camera
Breh was like a Korean Jason Voorhees when he got started
and the double twist ending

Its right at 2 hours , but it flies by after the initial 20 minute setup
its not genre changing or anything largely by the book, but it works

if you want some mindless fun, I highly recommend it

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Just found out an manga I used to read had a live action tv series on hulu.

 

[Flex Grossman]

This one is based on a book I read a few months ago. Book was solid and the ending was ambiguous, so should set up the m night twist well.

 

[Duke Dixon]

I watched The Lighthouse for the first time and enjoyed it. I don't think its something I'll watch again for awhile. William Dafoe is a top notch villain in this. During the movie I was like I'd rather be Spider-Man dealing with Green Goblin than in a lighthouse stuck with guy. fukk it I'd rather be a regular person in NY dealing with Green Goblin than stuck there with Thomas.

What I think the happened in the movie. I don't know how right or wrong I am

Spoiler

I think Winslow or Pattinson was dead the whole time in the Hudson lodge. Dafoe said this could be the case and at the end we see him next to some logs and I don't think he could move after falling down the lighthouse like that. The lies told by Dafoe's character was just Pattinson's mind trying to progress the story but messing up.

I think the light in the lighthouse was the "go towards the light" when your dead.

The whole journey of him being there and finally dieing was him coming to terms with killing his logging boss that he hated both for the work he put him though and his homosexual feelings toward him. The way Pattinson didn't want to drink also makes me believe he either did something violent or sexual while under the influence and didn't want to repeat those mistakes. Pattinson thought about the guy with the blond hair when he was jerking off to the mermaid statue and came close at least twice to kissing Dafoe. I don't know if Pattinson was really gay or the kind of gay some guys get when they're locked up.

Overall I enjoyed watching it but I'd understand if some people would hate the movie.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Update - I can’t get past the first 20 minutes with Meghan Markel’s Evie’s “dark skinned” best friend doing all of this sassy sista girl, “ohhhhh gurlllllll he’s soooo hottt you need you a white man, swirlset go head and go to England get you a white man, it’s been a minute since you had sommmee” bullshyt routine.

It’s annoying ASF.

Like we all talk or think like this.
F this movie already.

LMaO at Evie wearing a septum ring

I saw this

The dark skin friend last 3 boyfriends was white too


Movie mad cheesy

Horrible ending

 

[MenacingMonk]

I bought Terrifier 2. Do I gotta watch the first one before this? I ordered part 1, but it won’t arrive for some time. Yes, I know it’s on Tubi, but I want that blu ray quality for shyt.