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Maika and her ragtag group of friends discover an alien invasion in their tiny arctic hamlet, and it's up to them to fight back using makeshift weapons and horror movie knowledge.
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Maika and her ragtag group of friends discover an alien invasion in their tiny arctic hamlet, and it's up to them to fight back using makeshift weapons and horror movie knowledge.
Nah I’m good- that’s looks like a banned recording that surfaced on the dark web , I don’t want any parts of that. Looks like it crosses one too many lines between fear and torture, and there’s a child in it.
How did you come across this? The question is rhetorical, I don’t even want to know
Bone Bender
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Theres no gore or violence as far as I can tell from the few reviews I read. Its mostly just creepy atmospheric scenes in the dark. In fact, some people that have seen it said it was boring and not a lot happens so its weird when other reviews said its one of the scariest movies they've seen.Nah I’m good- that’s looks like a banned recording that surfaced on the dark web , I don’t want any parts of that. Looks like it crosses one too many lines between fear and torture, and there’s a child in it.
How did you come across this? The question is rhetorical, I don’t even want to know
It’s the “awww cmon” that does it 
Nothing like horror movie insta scrolling bored as Fuk
storyteller
Veteran
Fukkery overload
Went to see this expecting it to be some mindless fun, but it waaaay exceeded my expectation. This shyt is violent as hell, with some of the most brutal kills of the year and they're mostly Christmas-themed. The whole theater would recoil at gory ish, then break into laughter because Santa Claus is catching BODIES!
The trailer for Skinamarink is a lot darker than the film, itself.
The problem with it is, whatever dread it builds throughout ends up being washed out to sea, at times, which is typical for a feature length film that relies entirely on atmosphere. The director used a short film he made as an inspiration for this (which manages to hold its note given it doesn't overstay).
It's not something I'd recommend unless you're willing to sacrifice patience.
This is the short if anyone is interested in watching the film -
The problem with it is, whatever dread it builds throughout ends up being washed out to sea, at times, which is typical for a feature length film that relies entirely on atmosphere. The director used a short film he made as an inspiration for this (which manages to hold its note given it doesn't overstay).
It's not something I'd recommend unless you're willing to sacrifice patience.
This is the short if anyone is interested in watching the film -
The Last of Us - HBO
Joel and Ellie, a pair connected through the harshness of the world they live in, are forced to endure brutal circumstances and ruthless killers on a trek across a post-outbreak America.
First episode date: 2023
Network: HBO
Executive producers: Carolyn Strauss, Craig Mazin, Rose Lam Waddell
Genres: Apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic fiction
Joel and Ellie, a pair connected through the harshness of the world they live in, are forced to endure brutal circumstances and ruthless killers on a trek across a post-outbreak America.
First episode date: 2023
Network: HBO
Executive producers: Carolyn Strauss, Craig Mazin, Rose Lam Waddell
Genres: Apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic fiction
Started watching my Apple TV stash of “watch later” list - I’m finishing up episode 1 and I’m in for episode 2 - shall see how it goes. It has a dark theme, drug dealers and serial killing, so it fits the criteria to be interesting 
As Jimmy Keene begins a 10-year prison sentence, he gets an incredible offer: if he can elicit a confession from suspected killer Larry Hall, he will be freed; completing this mission becomes the challenge of a lifetime.
First episode date: July 8, 2022
Language: English
Network: Apple TV+
Based on: In with the Devil: A Fallen Hero, a Serial Killer, and a Dangerous Bargain for Redemption; by: James Keene; Hillel Levin
Edit - found out rn that it’s based on a true story. Wtf is up with all these white male serial killers in the 80s and 90s
Fukkin weirdo maladjusted societal rejects did that killing of women and children for sport or something. Killer kacs have their own “true story” basement dweller bottom feeder subgenre in horror these days
As Jimmy Keene begins a 10-year prison sentence, he gets an incredible offer: if he can elicit a confession from suspected killer Larry Hall, he will be freed; completing this mission becomes the challenge of a lifetime.
First episode date: July 8, 2022
Language: English
Network: Apple TV+
Based on: In with the Devil: A Fallen Hero, a Serial Killer, and a Dangerous Bargain for Redemption; by: James Keene; Hillel Levin
Edit - found out rn that it’s based on a true story. Wtf is up with all these white male serial killers in the 80s and 90s
Fukkin weirdo maladjusted societal rejects did that killing of women and children for sport or something. Killer kacs have their own “true story” basement dweller bottom feeder subgenre in horror these days
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Ok- I NEED to see this! Lmao. But you know me, I’m a streamer these days so I’ll wait until it drops on a platform. The only time I really hit the theater is if it fits the criteria to watch in 4DX immersive so it can be an actual experience. Top Gun did that.
14 Horror Movies to Watch in 2023 That'll Make You Scream Bloody Murder (in a Good Way)
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Interesting read.
Forgot about the Exorcist sequel thats a direct follow up to the 1973 film.
Did not know the Strangers is getting a remake
And its the first in a trilogy.
Let the Right One In - Showtime (top 5 new release, luv it)
1899- Netflix
Gone in the Night - Hulu (watching now)
Troll - Netflix
Bullet Train -Netflix
Black bird - Apple TV
Slow Horses - Apple TV
Echo 3 - Apple TV (it has Colombian drug Cartels, kidnappings, commandos and rated R/MA, fits the criteria and my standards aren’t that high rn, after that basura called Halloween ends ruined nvm)
Finished “last man on earth” series last week 8/10.
Looks like Christmas season horror movie releases will be more interesting than Halloween season was
Rewatched Dracula Untold and it never gets old.
I’ll throw in Gangs Of London, Murder at Yellowstone City and Mood on amc+ , somewhere in the mix and whatever new stuff they have on Shudder , 17 minute rule applies for shudder releases- if it doesn’t hold my attention in the first 17 minutes then it’s getting dumped
HBO Max is dead this month so far *yawnnnn . I’m not into dragons, rings, stones, thrones and shyt
Satan's Slaves: Communion
Hold up- is this another air BNB based horror story? - it’s has the whole “ mysterious stranger has occupied my BNB that I reserved and won’t leave despite my booking reservation “
-stranger “I ain’t leaving, we booked it too, so you can get to goin’”
- visitor calls owner who mysteriously but cell phone doesn’t have reception
-tragedy ensues
Real talk - some hills have eyes white boy with a plastic rain jacket and hippy hair opens door, I’m out and headed back home or to a hotel; I’ll deal with the owner/bnb customer service another time. Movie would be finished in 2 minutes.
-stranger “I ain’t leaving, we booked it too, so you can get to goin’”
- visitor calls owner who mysteriously but cell phone doesn’t have reception
-tragedy ensues
Real talk - some hills have eyes white boy with a plastic rain jacket and hippy hair opens door, I’m out and headed back home or to a hotel; I’ll deal with the owner/bnb customer service another time. Movie would be finished in 2 minutes.
Bone Bender
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Just finished watching Smile. It was alright. Relies too heavily on the jump scares to get you.
I liked the lead actress though. She really did a great job showing how fukked up her life became after getting haunted.
I liked the lead actress though. She really did a great job showing how fukked up her life became after getting haunted.