Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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The Random filtering his angst from TLR is furious -
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I saw Orphan: First Kill and it was surprisingly solid:ehh:

I was watching it with a friend and in the first half we were just talking shyt and making jokes because shyt was lame

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when you find out the mother and son had killed the real little girl and covered it up I was invested. It made everything believable because until then I kept saying only the father had a normal reaction to the girl being back. And the son gave me American psycho vibes early.

Solid 7/10 flick. I'd watch a sequel. Shorty absolutely looks like a grown ass woman on a little girls body tho. That shyt ain't fooling nobody.
 

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Making me wanna give it a watch:patrice:

Heard it was trash and I don't like watching most of the teen stuff out these days but the trailer they released was kinda fire and I was a fan of the OG show before it became terrible

To be fair, I had pretty low expectations. It's a solid slasher series to pass the time for sure though.
 

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@abominable1 dapping that TLR troll that never posts here . Noted.
nothin' serious - just dappin' every post in here until I get tired of doing it since this and the Sci fi thread are basically the only two threads i post in regularly now - probably didn't even read it
 

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I saw Orphan: First Kill and it was surprisingly solid:ehh:

I was watching it with a friend and in the first half we were just talking shyt and making jokes because shyt was lame

Then
when you find out the mother and son had killed the real little girl and covered it up I was invested. It made everything believable because until then I kept saying only the father had a normal reaction to the girl being back. And the son gave me American psycho vibes early.

Solid 7/10 flick. I'd watch a sequel. Shorty absolutely looks like a grown ass woman on a little girls body tho. That shyt ain't fooling nobody.

I gotta skip the spoiler because I haven't watched yet, but 7/10 is def good enough for me to check for this. I was on the fence because the actress doesn't really look the part to me anymore (she looks too old like you mentioned).
 

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nothin' serious - just dappin' every post in here until I get tired of doing it since this and the Sci fi thread are basically the only two threads i post in regularly now - probably didn't even read it
Don’t talk to me - that stupid ass said wild disrespectful shyt and you dapped it. That dumbass TLR troll is not even a regular on this thread and you’re in here cosigning. If Somebody that is not a THT regular ever said any disrespectful comments to y’all, or is on the wrong type of timing, he would have been checked and dismissed by me on sight. Noted though. I knew you were flaky asf anyway when you never dapped anyone’s posts when you first started posting here - now all of a sudden you’re the official thread dapper and “you Dap everything” . K. You know exactly what you implied.

People on this site holding covert internal internet grudges - that’s like someone calling you a Dyckhead, i Dap it and respond with “I Dap everybody” yeah ok you said it 😭
 
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I gotta skip the spoiler because I haven't watched yet, but 7/10 is def good enough for me to check for this. I was on the fence because the actress doesn't really look the part to me anymore (she looks too old like you mentioned).
Nah regardless of her looking the part, Esther bodied her character in this movie, she pulled this off well - after awhile her “age progression” is not a distraction. Definitely don’t spoil it for yourself, the twist is a huge aspect of this movie that sets the stage for the remaining scenes. I would rate the movie higher but the man playing the adoptive father is a terrible actor - dude has no type of chemistry at all, his scenes play out like he didn’t want to be in the movie, not convincing in the least- he talked/acted like he downed a fistful of Xanax before each scene.
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Don’t talk to me - that stupid ass said wild disrespectful shyt and you dapped it. That dumbass TLR troll is not even a regular on this thread and you’re in here cosigning. If Somebody that is not a THT regular ever said any disrespectful comments to y’all, or is on the wrong type of timing, he would have been checked and dismissed by me on sight. Noted though. I knew you were flaky asf anyway when you never dapped anyone’s posts when you first started posting here - now all of a sudden you’re the official thread dapper and “you Dap everything” . K. You know exactly what you implied.

People on this site holding covert internal internet grudges - that’s like someone calling you a Dyckhead, i Dap it and respond with “I Dap everybody” yeah ok you said it 😭
Went ahead and dapped it too. Awaiting my audit and TLR thread. The Coli streets need this.
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Went ahead and dapped it too. Awaiting my audit and TLR thread. The Coli streets need this.
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:gucci: .. I already know that you didn’t Dap what he posted yesterday.

Never really effed with @abominable1 like that anyway- I was being courteous for thread purposes; his act of disassociation confirmed my suspicions about what I figured all along.

I could give a fuk about what a TLR troll says or tried to instigate in this section of the forum
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:gucci: .. I already know that you didn’t Dap what he posted yesterday.

Never really effed with @abominable1 like that anyway- I was being courteous for thread purposes; his act of disassociation confirmed my suspicions about what I figured all along.

I could give a fuk about what a TLR troll says or tried to instigate in this section of the forum
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Damn. Yeah, I’m just bored. :pachaha:
 
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