Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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This actress in the movie manages to look 16 and 46 at the same time
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I watched Netflix's Texas Chainsaw Massacre...:beli:
I’m still watching it- don’t say a word. Until I’m finished. I still have 49 minutes left. Not one gotdamn word. Nothing
:camby::deadrose:

Right now all I’m saying this movie is BRUTAL!!!! Graphically brutal. Sheeeessshh.

Edit- fukkkkkkkkk, the scene in the bedroom - overKILL
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I watched Netflix's Texas Chainsaw Massacre...:beli:
The scene in the bedroom and with Sally preparing for the confrontation is giving off Halloween Kills vibes.
all of the buildup with dude toting a gun and still got his head smashed in like a pumpkin
 

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Why did this Melody go down the steps of the house like that-
:deadrose::deadrose::mjlol::mjlol:
dumbest decision ever. Like wth - she would have made less noise. This stupid chick is doing gymnastics on the steps like it’s a balance beam. For no reason at all. And Lmaoffff at Leatherface’s reaction. He appeared out of nowhere and gave her a look like “wtf are you trying to do- nooooo, hold that”
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022- -they Leatherface is the new Jason X and they CW’ed the last 15 minutes of this movie scene.

-Laurie Stroder, I mean, Sally Hardesty apparently waited 50 years for this with no plan

-when driving off from a masked serial killer, drive slowly as possible with no urgency - go ahead and put your Tesla on auto drive at 5mph and definitely don’t check your side or review mirrors for a man with a chainsaw.

-apparently guns are useless in horror movies. Shotguns, semi autos, glocks with switches, and bullets.

- if you’re being stalked by a human mask faced serial killer, and after seeing 2 of your friends killed; as you manage to find safety on a bus be sure not to tell the other 20 passengers that their lives could be in danger, Dont warn them or anything - it’s better to let them find out the hard way

the first 30 mins and the second half seemed like 2 totally different movies. It’s like the writers let Tobe Hooper start the first half and gave the rest to a “woke” social media studio intern who watched the original Friday the 13th and Halloween Kills before the script was due . It’s all over the place.
 

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Honestly, unless I know a cherished (or slept-on) auteur is dropping a passion project through Netflix, I keep my expectations extremely low for any of their other “original movies”. :whoa:
 
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