Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

Jello Biafra

A true friend stabs you in the front
Supporter
Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
46,184
Reputation
4,913
Daps
120,871
Reppin
Behind You

There is enough space to drive a truck through the bottom of the door to the room the mother is locked up in:

WgY07td.jpg


It's like a public bathroom stall door.
 

Nicole0416_718_929_646212

The Prim Reaper
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2017
Messages
69,608
Reputation
25,901
Daps
200,970
Reppin
NYC and FBA Riverboat Retaliation
25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day Fifteen: Santa Claws

FRKH48B.jpg


This movie starts with young Wayne awakening on the couch on Christmas Eve (unbeknownst to Wayne he was slipped a couple sleeping pills in his hot chocolate by his uncle) and creeping upstairs to his mom's room to catch mom and uncle (in a Santa hat!) in flagrante delicto. So Wayne, still grieving his father who died a few years earlier, does what any kid would do and grabs his mom's gun and murders her and his uncle.
Then we dive right into a 3 minute long maudlin musical montage before we get to the meat of the movie that is basically just an adult Wayne in a ski mask/Santa hat combo murdering the folks over at "Scream Queens Illustrated" in between having deranged conversations with his sex doll.
And somehow all of this weirdness doesn't produce a "so bad, it's good" movie because there is no charm to anything in this film. It is just bad. Really bad. I mean absolutely terrible. And super sleazy too.


I give 'Santa Claws' 0.5 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'
wdFDTUC.png
:dead::dead::deadrose::laff:
 

Nicole0416_718_929_646212

The Prim Reaper
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2017
Messages
69,608
Reputation
25,901
Daps
200,970
Reppin
NYC and FBA Riverboat Retaliation
Anyone with HBO watch this series yet? It's about a Special Forces team that is attacked by a Supernatural entity in a Columbian jungle while on a mission.


First horror movie venture for HBO Max - Latin America in Columbia.
“The information that has been obtained so far revealed that Mil Colmillos is the first production of its kind carried out in Colombia and most of its processes were carried out in the national territory. The project belongs to WarnerMedia Latin America and the production was supported by the Bogota audiovisual production company Rhayuela. The direction and creation of the story was in charge of Jaime Osorio and Pablo González, who agree that “The locations, the production, the talent and the story make it a series with great values.”

As for the cast of the series, it is known that Sebastián Martínez, Claudio Cataño and Jarlin Martínez will be playing three of the most relevant characters in history.Other recognized names in the acting industry in the country will be appearing in this production, including Alejandro Buitrago, Carolina Ribón, Andrea Olaya, Lenard Vanderaa, Quique San Martín and Juan Carlos Messier. The human talent of the project was carrying out filming work in different locations of the national territory, selected after an investigative work in collaboration with La Opinion.

“At first I didn’t understand what was happening and I refused a bit, but my manager insisted that I go. I did that, I prepared myself and did a good casting, although I did not know what it was for, I thought it was a contemplative film “, said the actor Claudio Cataño about the presentation that they made of the project. Many of the artists decided to accept the proposal due to the importance of appearing on an international platform like HBO Max.

The plot of the story is based on the experience of the Colombian military, who must enter the jungle and there they will find some unpredictable and terrifying events. The work of special effects, necessary to recreate a horror production, is one of the elements to highlight in Mil Colmillos and this type of cinematographic endeavors have their first experiences in the national territory”
:ohhh:
good find. Adding it to my list.
 

Nicole0416_718_929_646212

The Prim Reaper
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2017
Messages
69,608
Reputation
25,901
Daps
200,970
Reppin
NYC and FBA Riverboat Retaliation
@Jello Biafra “SEE” is the truth!!! @storyteller @MartyMcFly have you peeped this series?? Anyone else?
See (TV series) - Wikipedia


I’m up to episode 8 already.
The twins’ real father Jermeliah though :palm:
And the twist with Margrah. :king::ohmy:
the fight scene in Ep 3 :bustback:
The fight scene between Baba Voss and dude in Ep 8
:merchant:
Baldilocks Queen Kane is psycho - the way she talks and her psychotic rampage of revenge on the Witchfinders
:picard::deadmanny:
Mad Max vibes
 

storyteller

Superstar
Joined
May 23, 2012
Messages
16,338
Reputation
4,994
Daps
62,252
Reppin
NYC
@Jello Biafra “SEE” is the truth!!! @storyteller @MartyMcFly have you peeped this series?? Anyone else?
See (TV series) - Wikipedia


I’m up to episode 8 already.
The twins’ real father Jermeliah though :palm:
And the twist with Margrah. :king::ohmy:
the fight scene in Ep 3 :bustback:
The fight scene between Baba Voss and dude in Ep 8
:merchant:
Baldilocks Queen Kane is psycho - the way she talks and her psychotic rampage of revenge on the Witchfinders
:picard::deadmanny:
Mad Max vibes

I flew through season one, but haven't checked for season 2 yet. They had me as soon as I learned about the concept. Add in a pretty dope cast and I'm still amazed at how well they managed to make it all work.
 

MartyMcFly

What's up doc, can we rock?
Joined
May 29, 2012
Messages
59,888
Reputation
9,182
Daps
161,024
Reppin
P.G. County
@Jello Biafra “SEE” is the truth!!! @storyteller @MartyMcFly have you peeped this series?? Anyone else?
See (TV series) - Wikipedia


I’m up to episode 8 already.
The twins’ real father Jermeliah though :palm:
And the twist with Margrah. :king::ohmy:
the fight scene in Ep 3 :bustback:
The fight scene between Baba Voss and dude in Ep 8
:merchant:
Baldilocks Queen Kane is psycho - the way she talks and her psychotic rampage of revenge on the Witchfinders
:picard::deadmanny:
Mad Max vibes
I think I started episode 1 whenever it came out. Apparently I need to go back
 

Nicole0416_718_929_646212

The Prim Reaper
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2017
Messages
69,608
Reputation
25,901
Daps
200,970
Reppin
NYC and FBA Riverboat Retaliation
Hulu -
MV5BZDJmOTJhZjctZTU2OS00NDYxLTlhNTQtNTU2ZTg4YTc2NzZkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTEyMTY2NDM1._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg

images


LET US IN Review - Middle Schoolers, Beware: Horror is Here
“One of the things I love the most about horror, is that there’s something for everyone. No matter what scares you, horror has got you covered. Your age doesn’t matter, either. From Tales from the Crypt to Creepshow, and of course, Stranger Things, even younger people can enjoy the happiness that only a scare can bring. Enter Let Us In, the latest film featuring Saw legend Tobin Bell. The film releases soon, but… should you let it into your schedule? Let’s find out…”
 

Jello Biafra

A true friend stabs you in the front
Supporter
Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
46,184
Reputation
4,913
Daps
120,871
Reppin
Behind You
@Jello Biafra “SEE” is the truth!!! @storyteller @MartyMcFly have you peeped this series?? Anyone else?
See (TV series) - Wikipedia


I’m up to episode 8 already.
The twins’ real father Jermeliah though :palm:
And the twist with Margrah. :king::ohmy:
the fight scene in Ep 3 :bustback:
The fight scene between Baba Voss and dude in Ep 8
:merchant:
Baldilocks Queen Kane is psycho - the way she talks and her psychotic rampage of revenge on the Witchfinders
:picard::deadmanny:
Mad Max vibes
I kept putting off watching See until right before the 2nd season started and I got hooked on it instantly.
It's one of the best shows that not a lot of people seem to be watching.
 
Top