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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: What Happened To Sally Hardesty

Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns) was the lone survivor of Leatherface's rampage in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but her life failed to return to normal.

Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns) was the lone survivor of Leatherface's rampage in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but her life failed to return to normal. Although not nearly bloody and gory as its reputation suggests - in fact, it's one of the least graphic R-rated films in horror history - director Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is still a harrowing descent into insanity. This is probably best epitomized by the infamous dinner scene, in which Sally is tied up and tormented by the Sawyer family.


To paraphrase John Larroquette's famous opening narration, Sally Hardesty could not have expected nor would she have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as she was to see that day. For her, an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. Unlike her friends Kirk, Pam, and Jerry, as well as her brother Franklin though, Sally survived. Sadly, she didn't really survive intact.

(oh wow, that’s John Laroquette’s voice in the original opening)
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Sally Hardesty doesn't appear in 1986 sequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, although that film's opening narration sheds a bit of light on what happened to her. After escaping in the back of a truck at the end of the original, Sally had become understandably unhinged, ranting and raving about her experiences with the Sawyers. She then slipped into a catatonic state. This led her uncle and former Texas Ranger Boude "Lefty" Enright (Dennis Hopper) to track down Leatherface's family and take them on directly as revenge.

From here on, Sally's ultimate fate becomes murkier, thanks to the loose continuity found in further entries in The Texas Chainsaw Massacrefranchise. The opening narration of 1990's Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 says that Sally died in 1977, while a patient at a private healthcare facility. It's unclear if this connected to the catatonia Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2mentions. Even more confusing is that in 1994's Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, actress Marilyn Burns is seen on a gurney inside a hospital near the end of the film, with some of the available info suggesting she's making a cameo as Sally.

Interestingly, while it's never specified in the film, the last name of Jessica Biel's character Erin in the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacreremake was supposed to be Hardesty, making her a direct counterpart of Sally in the remake's universe.

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That dishwasher kill was flames!!! There are a couple of other real gems and you can tell they started having more and more fun as they got comfortable and started coming up with ways to keep Chucky threatening. There's something clever across pretty much every damned episode. It's better than I'd expected.
Thanks - I wrote this off bc I expected to be another shyt show remake or reimagining but I’ve been seeing good feedback on the writeups and reviews.

That scene where the little sister and Chuckie are having this “heart to heart” talk.

Caroline: “mommy says it’s not nice to kill”
and Chucky turns his head to her and says:
“Well YOURRR mother is full of shyt!!:dahell:


:laff::bryan:
That was unexpected asf. Telling a 6 yr old that her mother is full of shyt and she just sits there like it’s a normal conversation.
:deadmanny:
This series has the best Chucky one liners- so damn angry and agitated allllll the time with no fux given
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25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day Seven: ATM

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ATM is dumb as hell. The premise is dumb, the characters are dumb, the events that take place are dumb. This movie is just dumb, dumb, dumb!
But it's dumb as hell in an enjoyably twisted way for me.
I've watched this movie more than a few times and my initial impression was that everyone involved with it should be banned from making movies but over time it has grown on me and become one of those "so bad its good" types of films where the re-watch value is high and the idiocy makes for a fun drinking game (take a drink every time someone parks 5 miles away from the ATM instead of pulling right up to it) and the absurd ending where audiences are supposed to believe that 80% of the people in this town bought the exact same parka as the crazy killer is worth the price of admission.
So like I said...ATM is dumb as hell but sometimes dumb as hell is entertaining.


I give 'ATM' 2.5 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'
 

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Thanks - I wrote this off bc I expected to be another shyt show remake or reimagining but I’ve been seeing good feedback on the writeups and reviews.

That scene where the little sister and Chuckie are having this “heart to heart” talk.

Caroline: “mommy says it’s not nice to kill”
and Chucky turns his head to her and says:
“Well YOURRR mother is full of shyt!!:dahell:


:laff::bryan:
That was unexpected asf. Telling a 6 yr old that her mother is full of shyt and she just sits there like it’s a normal conversation.
:deadmanny:
This series has the best Chucky one liners- so damn angry and agitated allllll the time with no fux given
:deadrose:

Chucky's ruthless and hilarious all damned season. They really play up that bad influence my buddy doll thing to the max, but also build it into the history and Chucky Lore neatly. I'm genuinely surprised at how clever I thought all this ish came out to be. The sense of humor they brought to this whole thing and love for all of the movies is oozing through by the series finale.
 

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For this holiday, I’ve decided to do a theme of 25 days of @Jello Biafra hating Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the spirit of the upcoming Reboot. I will be watching any movie TCM/Learherface Related and posting about it in some form or fashion.

The 25 Days of Dismissing Jello’s TCM’s Disses= The Dissmas Holiday.

Day 1 -Recounting Mr. Biafras past Hate Posts
"Alvarez also dropped the exclusive bomb that the movie is apparently set many years after the events of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, with Leatherface now a much older man."

:jbhmm: So does that mean Alvarez will have to film a montage of Leatherface going on a diet and workout regimen to deal with his obesity, hypertension and diabeetus? Because otherwise an old Leatherface should be missing a foot and have a heart condition.

My point stands. Based on what Leatherface looked like in the OG Chainsaw, dude was eating a diet heavy on saturated fats and nitrates. This is what 2021 Leatherface should look like:

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Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, Victor Crawley have been 50 years old for the past 25 years. But Leatherface is where you draw the line.

Chucky is hanging out with junior high school students in 2021 and told a 7 year old that he was going to kill her parents, but you suspend belief at the TCM franchise.
:unimpressed::mjtf:
TCM is more "reality based" than those other slashers who tend to have a supernatural element at their core.
 

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Thanks - I wrote this off bc I expected to be another shyt show remake or reimagining but I’ve been seeing good feedback on the writeups and reviews.

That scene where the little sister and Chuckie are having this “heart to heart” talk.

Caroline: “mommy says it’s not nice to kill”
and Chucky turns his head to her and says:
“Well YOURRR mother is full of shyt!!:dahell:


:laff::bryan:
That was unexpected asf. Telling a 6 yr old that her mother is full of shyt and she just sits there like it’s a normal conversation.
:deadmanny:
This series has the best Chucky one liners- so damn angry and agitated allllll the time with no fux given
:deadrose:
The best thing about the Chucky TV show is that it is being helmed by Don Mancini. Having the creator in control guaranteed that it would be better than if it was handled by other creators like what happened with that horrible Child' s Play remake from a few years ago.
 

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My point stands. Based on what Leatherface looked like in the OG Chainsaw, dude was eating a diet heavy on saturated fats and nitrates. This is what 2021 Leatherface should look like:

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Letting everyone on this thread know now- 2022 is Red Beam season for any Texas Chainsaw Massacre slander.

Head shots - it won’t matter what Jello’s ^^diet for being a dumbass consists of bc he’s going to be a victim of his own words
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My point stands. Based on what Leatherface looked like in the OG Chainsaw, dude was eating a diet heavy on saturated fats and nitrates. This is what 2021 Leatherface should look like:

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The face mask part on this photo looks like it could be a future smiley
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Similar to this one “:dahell:



I dislike you for making me laugh at this - this is jerk moves. C’mon what t f, b????!! You take shyt entirely too far.
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TCM is more "reality based" than those other slashers who tend to have a supernatural element at their core.
This will be revisited at a later date- you just opened up a whole new OPPortunity. Bookmarked and Reserved. Bout to put you on 4K (as the kids say these days).
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UK horror movie fukkery
caught this today (on vacation)
fukkery filled and some decent laughs

 
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if the next TCM even comes anywhere near this one in terms of quality

:ohlawd:

I remember sitting in the movie theater when this trailer dropped and thought to myself if this movie is as half as good as the trailer
that shyt would be a classic.
it they killed it from the trailer to the actual movie
Hoping the new one is as good.

My cousin and i were talking a while back and think this has to be one of the greatest Horror trailers ever...
the music, the dread... it just did what it was meant to do.
 
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