Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Is anyone watching this series??

@MartyMcFly @Jello Biafra @The Hierophant @darealvelle @Flex Grossman @BXKingPin82 @storyteller

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

No thank you or nothing huh?it’s the thought that supposed to count.

 

[The axe murderer]

Is anyone watching this series??

@MartyMcFly @Jello Biafra @The Hierophant @darealvelle @Flex Grossman @BXKingPin82 @storyteller

These ghosts fukk up my hiding spots
Those where they are abandoned and dumb teens or trap Lords make their spot but noooo gotta make it spooky
Got me fukked up

 

[Jello Biafra]

A true horror story is the lives of zoo keepers dealing with these monsters

That thing is a freaking dinosaur.

 

[Jello Biafra]

They got a joint on SHUDDER 2020 flik called The Retreat that looks interesting.

Monster movie type joint.

I went into it like: "Oh shyt! A movie about The Wendigo! Looks cool! "

30 minutes in I was like: "This is not giving what needed to be gave. "

When it was over I was like: "Why did I watch this bullshyt? "

 

[Jello Biafra]

never seen jiujitsu but watched willys wonderland

This was so bad it was Slightly entertaining

I enjoyed the hell out of Willy's Wonderland.
I recommend pairing it with Mandy for a Nic Cage double feature of fukkery.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I checked - his is a Different Retreat than the one on Shudder.
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the...ons-and-murder.242388/page-1135#post-41999384

Yeah there's The Retreat from 2020 that is a monster movie and there is The Retreat from 2021 that is more of a torture porn slasher movie with a message.

Both of them sucked ass though.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Is anyone watching this series??

@MartyMcFly @Jello Biafra @The Hierophant @darealvelle @Flex Grossman @BXKingPin82 @storyteller

Never even heard of it.

 

[The axe murderer]

That thing is a freaking dinosaur.

Thats a got damn raptor

 

[The axe murderer]

I went into it like: "Oh shyt! A movie about The Wendigo! Looks cool! "

30 minutes in I was like: "This is not giving what needed to be gave. "

When it was over I was like: "Why did I watch this bullshyt? "

It the one with multiple wendigo and shyt?

 

[Jello Biafra]

The Sleepless Unrest
Here's a new spin on ghost hunting that ties directly into the lore that inspired one of the biggest horror films of all time, The Conjuring.

Bloody Disgusting has the exclusive trailer debut for The Sleepless Unrest, which investigates the actual world-famous haunted house that inspired James Wan's The Conjuring.

"The haunted house that inspired the Conjuring films has recently been sold and is now open to paranormal investigations. A small group of close friends is invited to move in and document a real haunted house for two weeks.

"Filmmakers Vera and Kendall Whelpton, along with their paranormal investigator friends Richel Stratton and Brian Murray immerse themselves deep into the experience.

"With hopes of capturing real paranormal evidence day and night, the team will investigate and document the house best known for a seance gone wrong, with a possible demonic possession.

"Do spirits still haunt this home or is it something more sinister?"

Find out when The Sleepless Unrest opens in theaters and on digital and cable VOD on July 16th.

 

[Jello Biafra]

It the one with multiple wendigo and shyt?

Yup

 

[The axe murderer]

Yup

That was a mess and I hated that I saw it through

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[Jello Biafra]

Midnight in Switchgrass
While in Florida on another case, FBI agents Helter (Bruce Willis) and Lombardo (Megan Fox) cross paths with state cop Crawford (Emile Hirsch), who’s investigating a string of female murders that appear to be related. Lombardo and Crawford team up for an undercover sting, but it goes horribly wrong, plunging Lombardo into grave danger and pitting Crawford against a serial killer in a twisted game of cat and mouse.