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Jello Biafra

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This looks kind of decent
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Monster Hunter was terrible.
Paul WS Anderson and Milla Jovavich are neck and neck with Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon Zombie for the title of "Worst Director Husband & Actress Wife Team in Hollywood History".
 

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Can you imagine if the boxer from Jason Takes Manhattan fought sack head? Lol:russ:
The movie would've been like 30 minutes long because bruh would have hit Jason's dumb ass with a 4 punch combo and him toes up twitching on the shore of Crystal Lake.
 

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Being incredibly dull was probably its biggest sin.
For long periods of time nothing would happen and then when stuff was happening it was happening in the most blah way possible
One of the worst things one can be is dull. Be bad I can watch but dull...... it can take me out
 

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What is the Night House about?
Night House
Reeling from the unexpected death of her husband, Beth (Rebecca Hall) is left alone in the lakeside home he built for her. She tries as best she can to keep it together – but then nightmares come. Disturbing visions of a presence in the house calling to her, beckoning her with a ghostly allure. Against the advice of her friends, she begins digging into her husband’s belongings, yearning for answers. What she finds are secrets both strange and disturbing – a mystery she’s determined to unravel.
Starring: Rebecca Hall (HOLMES & WATSON, CHRISTINE), Sarah Goldberg (Barry, Elementary), Vondie Curtis Hall (DIE HARD 2, EVE’S BAYOU), Evan Jonigkeit (Togetherish, Sweetbitter), and Stacy Martin (VOX LUX, NYMPHOMANIAC).

In Theaters July 16


 

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Monster Hunter was terrible.
Paul WS Anderson and Milla Jovavich are neck and neck with Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon Zombie for the title of "Worst Director Husband & Actress Wife Team in Hollywood History".

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that’s why The Munsters has become the most highly anticipated new Upcoming release and being promoted over major media horror film cycles. Name recognition for Mr and Mrs. Zombie. Explain that. contain your hate, Jellous Biasfra.
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Monster Hunter was terrible.
Paul WS Anderson and Milla Jovavich are neck and neck with Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon Zombie for the title of "Worst Director Husband & Actress Wife Team in Hollywood History".
https://screenrant.com/sheri-moon-zombie-only-rob-film-roles-why/amp/

I take it that you never heard of the term “muse”
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considering neither Rob Or Sherri set out to be actors, they’ve done very well for themselves
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In addition to her antics with the Fireflies, Sheri has also had roles in both Halloweenmovies helmed by her husband, played the lead in both The Lords of Salem and 31, voiced a character in Rob's animated film The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, appeared in the CSI episode Rob directed, and also turned up in his Grindhouse movie fake trailer Werewolf Women of the SS. Considering her involvement with his music videos and live tours prior to getting into movies, it would appear Sheri is Rob Zombie's muse.


With that said, Sheri Moon Zombie has enough charisma and screen presence that it's a wonder she hasn't had more of a career outside of her husband's work. It turns out there's a specific reason she's elected not to.

Why Sheri Moon Zombie Only Acts In Rob Zombie's Films
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Appropriately, just as Rob Zombie's movies tend to be divisive, so often are Sheri Moon Zombie's performances. She has a fairly vocal group of detractors just as he does, but for the most part, fans of Rob's movies tend to be fans of Sheri's as well. As such, Sheri has actually said that she gets a lot of acting offers from directors other than her husband, but that she turns them down. The reason is simple: Sheri Moon Zombie never set out to be an actor. The job just kind of fell into her lap when Rob became a director, and while she enjoys collaborating with him, she has no real drive to make acting a full-time career.


:comeon::comeon:
 
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