Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[MartyMcFly]

Watched two horror movies that I'm stamping with "don't bother"

At the Devil's Door - first five minutes were promising, it was slow, senseless and not scary at all from then on out...there were a couple of nice visuals but not enough plot or tension building to make it anything more than disjointed garbage.

The Innkeeper - Had some funny moments, the director seemed like he/she knew exactly how to build tension but NEVER made the build up pay off. They tried for a "is she crazy or is this real?" type of plot I guess, but they didn't commit enough either way. The comedic bits were the best part of this. It was mostly lame, characters were dumb and the lack of payoffs to the tension building made it completely lame.

shyt was lame to me

 

[BXKingPin82]

smh@ myself for selling this

Masters of Horror had some pretty fresh episodes
That one that was directed by homey that did Ichi the Killer was weird as fukk! The one with the white guy trying to find the Japanese girl

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

@CenaIsPureGarbage for 1* this thread.

You should be banned just off GP

 

[Ooh Marty]

op said disturbing shyt all i see getting posted are popular horror films that most people have seen already.

 

[OmegaK2099]

Masters of Horror had some pretty fresh episodes
That one that was directed by homey that did Ichi the Killer was weird as fukk! The one with the white guy trying to find the Japanese girl

Yeah I got it on dvd i only seen it once, i just havent got the stomach to sit through all that again

 

[SlowPaceThrillah]

Spoiler

yeah i thought the same. The entire movie was a satanic ritual. Most like to bring a demon/antichrist in the world. Throughout the whole movie all the peopke he kills are thanking him and grateful to meet him. His friend was in on it as well I believe. Also they foreshadowed the ending. Earlier when the family are playing with the toy swords the kid is on the wifes back and he stabs them with the toy swords.

Yea, I agree with most of that but

Spoiler

I'm not sure that his friend was in on it I know he got him in on the job but towards the end he seemed to be trying to hold the main guy back and tried to talk him out of opening fire on that ritual in the woods. Plus from what I remmber of his death it didn't seem like he went gratefully. Also not to sure about the anti-christ business, no one got inseminated in this movie as far as I can recall

@MartyMcFly @kp404 @hexagram23

Yall seen this one; Below?

It was written by darren aronofsky and directed by david twohy. Its a ghost story on a submarine in WWII.


I've always loved it.

Just peeped this, not bad I like the supporting cast and the story was good, a bit too hollywood to be scary tho. I was kinda reminded of the way in The Descent where the pot holing got me more tense than the actual monsters like how in this the normal submarine stuff got me more shook than the ghosties.
Surprised this would be Darren Aronofsky's kind of gig

 

[BXKingPin82]

If any you plan on watching that new Leprechaun Origins shyt just know its not the funny lil Keebler Elf Leprechaun from the original joints

I miss that lil muthafukka

 

[Quarterback]

@CenaIsPureGarbage for 1* this thread.

You should be banned just off GP

 

[Nephilim_BC]

I totally forgot about Masters of Horror! I have all seasons. I remember when I was younger and first saw that Jennifer episode

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

@MartyMcFly @kp404 @hexagram23

Yall seen this one; Below?

It was written by darren aronofsky and directed by david twohy. Its a ghost story on a submarine in WWII.


I've always loved it.

just watched this on netflix cuz of your recommendation....

this movie was more poetic justice than horror

 

[abominable1]

C

Cool. here yo go homie: My top 50 (I excluded comedy/horror from the list and did this off the top of my head, so the order may be a bit off, but its mostly right)

1.The Shining (1980)-Untouchable. The most unsettling horror movie in history
2.The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
3.The Exorcist (1973)
4.The Beyond (1981)
5.John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
6.Zombi 2 (Zombie Flesh Eaters) (1979)
7.Halloween (1978)
8.Psycho (1960)
9.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
10.Tenebrae (The Unsane) (1982)
11.Night of the Hunter (1955)
12.A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
13.Suspiria (1977)
14.Deep Red (1975)
15.Repulsion (1965)
16.Dawn of the Dead (1978)
17.The Evil Dead (1981)
18.The Bird With the Crystal Plummage (1970)
19.John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
20.Peeping Tom (1960)
21.Terror At the Opera (1987)
22.Don't Torture A Duckling (1972)
23.Blood and Black Lace (1964)
24.Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970)
25.Eyes Without A Face (1960)
26.Night of the Living Dead (1968)
27.An American Werewolf in London (1981)
28.28 Days Later (2002)
29.Alien (1979)
30.Diabolique (1955)
31.City of the Living Dead (1980)
32.Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
33.The Orphanage (2007)
34.Let Me In/Let the Right One In (2010)
35.The Sentinel (1977)
36.Shivers (1975)
37.The Brood (1979)
38.Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer (1986)
39.The Howling (1981)
40.Trick 'R Treat (2007)
41.Saw (2004)
42.Rosemary's Baby (1968)
43.House by the Cemetery (1981)
44.The Wicker Man (1973)
45.The Invisible Man (1933)
46.What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
47.The Omen (1976)
48.Dead Alive (1992)
49.Nosferatu (1979)
50.Poltergeist (1982)

Ha seen em all

City if the living dead is also called "gates of Hell" right?

fukked up Italian movie

 

[kp404]

C


Ha seen em all

City if the living dead is also called "gates of Hell" right?

fukked up Italian movie

Its part of the Gates of Hell Trilogy, but the only title is City of the Living Dead, and yes it is TRULY fukked up and that's why it was a video nasty

 

[AkaDemiK]

I need some really scary/terrying/trippy shyt to watch...help me out fellas....I've seen a good amount of horror joints over the years and none have really fukked with me...some were good films, some weren't...but I want to watch some shyt that will have me buggin..

 

[kp404]

I need some really scary/terrying/trippy shyt to watch...help me out fellas....I've seen a good amount of horror joints over the years and none have really fukked with me...some were good films, some weren't...but I want to watch some shyt that will have me buggin..

Repulsion, 1965, by Roman Polanski...it will fukk with your head breh

 

[AkaDemiK]

Repulsion, 1965, by Roman Polanski...it will fukk with your head breh

100% on RT

imma download...keep em coming my nikkas....preciate it