The_Unchosen_One
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Sorry for the delay the last week and a half, I have been swamped but here are your POWER RANKINGS going into week 5!
- Stannis McTwerk stands as the top team once again, Peyton manning threw TD’s because Peyton throws TD’s and had 31, Thomas had 25 because he loves to catch those passes from Peyton. Cameron continued his tear this year with another 20 points and beat thats my quarterback 157 - 116
- Typical New Yorker had a comeback win to put him into 2nd place this week. Drew Brees... need we say more... he dropped 37 points to lead the way, also 19 from Adrian, 15 from Garcon, 15 from Clay and 9 from Decker. It was a pretty nice comeback as he came from behind to steal that victory by 15 points.
- Al Capone’s Team won a close matchup this week getting 22 from Dez, 18 from Charles, 17 from Suggs and the rest of the team chipping in for 118 points this week.
- QC Bombers put a whooping on King James this week dropping 176 on him this week even with -1 points from Russell Wilson. Led by Tony G with 31, Sproles 24, Welker 22, Reggie Wayne 16 he just had everything working this week for a blowout win.
- Vamanos Pests lost this week due to Drew Brees being a douche. New Yorker came from behind... pause... and stole victory away from Vamanos. Led by Matt ryan’s 23, Lynch’s 15, Fleener chipped in 14 and Bowe had 13 for the cause but just wound up being a little short in the end and couldn’t stop the Saints from being trolls.
- Black America’s Team beat Smooth Operators this week pretty easily by 64 points. Not exactly hard when Smooth plays Rodgers on a bye week. Led by Sean Lee’s 29 points and over 80 points from Defensive players total... WOW! Fitz had 16, Boldin 15 and Kaepernick with 11
- Fwithmeyouknowigotit beat the
team pretty easily, getting 21 from JIMMY, 21 from Jeffery, and even getting some good points from Defense this week as Suh had 16. - It’s a Process beat your’s truly this week.. but then again at this point who the fukk hasn’t. Antonio Gates came back to life for 1 game putting up 22 followed by 20 from Arian Foster. Calvin put up 12, and Edelman also had 12 as well for a nasty beatdown on me.
- Thats my Quarterback had a rough week getting 1 point from Eli while his big brother had 31 on the otherside of this matchup. Led by 19 from Torrey Smith, 18 from Thompkins, and most of the people on his team chipped in with points but just not enough to take down Stannis.
- The Smooth Operators could’ve made some better moves by not playing Rodgers but it wouldn’t have made much of a difference as he got his ass beat by 64 points by Black America... Led by Briggs and David Akers with 15, Brown with 13, 12 from Bennett and T-Rich had 10.
- King James put up good numbers this week but couldn’t withstand QC Bombers assault. The King looks more like a joker at this point at 1-3 but what do I know... I’m ranked below him. He was led by Jennings with 19, Forte had 16, and Brady had another 19 in a losing effort.
- Team Lannister... Well the government isn’t the only thing shutdown right now, my team is apparently Furloughed as they continue to play like 2 things... Jack and shyt! Broyles got 1 fukking target on Sunday.... ARE YOU fukkING SERIOUS? McFadden got a hamstring injury which limited him... My top person was Reggie Bush with 17 points and then my next 2 were defensive players.. not a good look for my team.
- Crucifictorious is our first of the two 0-4 teams. He put up a fight and could’ve possibly beat Al Capone’s Team if he would’ve had someone playing instead of Burleson and got points out of Dan Bailey.
- Who’s nice’s Team is in last place as usual with 81 points last week... Look out Who’s Nice... I’m gunning for that spot apparently!
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Giving me wait 4 it, -6 fantasy points the fukk 
I should be first in the rankings though 
ive been getting -1 to 3 points from him a week and still got 3 wins 
