some good competition in this league. most seem to know what they're doing
this could get ugly
If my star players dont start performing
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If my star players dont start performing
McTwerk
Dreams and Nightmares
careful... or I'll make a quick edit and take ya down a notch
Damn, commish ain't fukkin around
Can't even
at my week on top 
Ok, it like that then
Im gunning for you commish
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
I played Romo instead of Vick... fukk you Tony.... I hope you take it in the ass tonight from every player on the team! GOD DAMN THE COWBOYS PLAYED LIKE shyt!
McTwerk
Dreams and Nightmares
I went 0-3 today 
David Wilson is single handedly killing me in my $$$$ league. Time to bench him for Knowshon
David Wilson is single handedly killing me in my $$$$ league. Time to bench him for Knowshon
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
I went 0-3 today
David Wilson is single handedly killing me in my $$$$ league. Time to bench him for Knowshon
Barring the Cincy Defense putting up 21 points tomorrow night I am going to be 2-0 in my big money league.... that's the one that matters to me!
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Power Rankings will be up sometime tomorrow depending on when I take a break from GTA, All I know at this point is Who's Nice's Team will be in last place and Tony Romo deserves to be sent to OZ where he would be raped like the fukking prag that he is!
That is all for now *end rant*
Commish out!
That is all for now *end rant*
Commish out!
performances.
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Week 2 is in the bag and I was able to pull myself away from GTA 5 for a couple of mins to write this so here are your new Power Rankings for Week 2. With only 2 unbeaten teams left it shows that everyone is capable of losing... even Stannis McTwerk! Special Note... Tony Romo is a fakkit!
1. Thats My Quarterback - Your new number one this week is Thats my Quarterback who had a monster game from DeSean Jackson with 24 points, James Jones with 17, and a couple of others in double digits to lead the way against Black America. Eli had a really shytty game and put up 6 points Ray Rice is day to day with a hip injury so he'll have to hope that his big money player isn't out for an extended amount of time. Can he survive a week at the top? Tune in next week to find out!
2. Vamanos Pests - The second of our last unbeatens and in the #2 spot this week is Vamanos Pests. In a Sunday Night Football game that was delayed by an hour for weather because god himself wanted to watch breaking bad before watching this ugly ass game, marshawn lynch had 27, Matt Ryan had another good game and had 19, Bernard finally did something this week... alert the media! He also poured on another 16 points on Monday Night Football as Vamanos came back to beat yours truly thanks to *read my review on my team to find out who I blame*
3. Stannis McTwerk - Stannis Lost, Stannis Lost... Oh my God Stannis Lost! Our former number one last week moved down to 3 this week as he got his ass kicked by Its A Process. Stannis was led by Peyton "surprise surprise" with 19, but pretty much had a down week from the rest of his team as only 4 players reached double digits. Was week one a fluke? Can Stannis rebound and come back and win this week? We'll be watching!
4. QC Bombers - QC is in this spot because he is leading his division, he got beat by Al Capone this week with rather less than exciting performances from Russ Wilson, Reggie Wayne, Frank Gore, Steve Smith, Tony G, his top 2 players were on defensive as Tim Jennings had 18 and Kuechly had 17. Step it up this week QC or you'll be moving down next week!
5. Team Lannister - This week yours truly falls to the 5th Seed, now who do I blame for this disaster? I blame certain players on my team, first and foremost TONY fukkING ROMO... You are playing the god damn Kansas City Chiefs and give me 7 fukking fantasy points... the play calling was terrible as on 3rd downs all receivers ran 2 yard routes when they needed to get at least 7 yards for a first down, Demarco only had 12 rushing attempts, Witten had 12 fukking receiving yards! God damn this team is frustrating! Combine the horrible play of Mike Williams/Reggie Bush and you have who I blame this week... needless to say Mike Vick will be starting next week for me! May you burn in hell romo.. burn in hell!
6. Its_A_Process - Its a Process put a hurting on Stannis this week.. he beat Stannis like he owed him money! 8 people in double figures and 3 above 20 led by Calvin, RG3, and Mario Williams who all had 23 each. Edelman had 16 as Tom Brady pretty much threw to him all game, Gates, Foster, David, Chancellor all had double digits as it led to the former number one moving down the list. Good Job Its a process.. we appreciate what you did for us!
7. Black America's Team - Black America took a step back this week getting beat by the new #1 That's my Quarterback. Kaepernick poured in -4 points which will never help win any matchup. Jordy Nelson had 18 and Brian Cushing had 19 to lead the way but with only 4 people in double digits it makes it difficult to win pretty much any week unless your opponent really shyts the bed.
8. Typical New Yorker - New Yorker got the easy win over our
team, Garcon chipped in 21, Stevie Johnson had another 19, Eric Decker had 13 and Janikowski was the star of the show against Jacksonville and had 3 FG's and 13 points for an easy bye week for New Yorker.9. The Smooth Operators - Smooth is finally in the win column this week after beating crucifictorious in a nail biter. Smooth had 2 monster games this week, first was Aaron Rodgers exploding for 36 against the deadskins and Bennett getting 22 vs the Vikings. The big question this week is how messed up is Bennett's shoulder after admitting that his shoulder is messed up after the game, if he can't suit up then Smooth will need to find a replacement.
10. Al Capone's Team - Al Capone arose from the dead this week and went the fukk off on QC Bombers, Dez and Mike Wallace each had 20 points, Jamal Charles had 19, hell he even had a couple of defensive players with double digits in points. Cam Newton didn't put up much since he had 9 points and Tucker the kicker from baltimore put up a goose egg this week. Overall a good win to Al Capone.
11. fwithmeyouknowigotit - This week F with me turned it around and pulled out the W against King James despite having 2 players on his team with 0 points. With 6 players in double figures led by Jimmy Graham's 24 points it proved to be too much to handle for King James who had 2 people in double figures.
12. King James - King James couldn't take advantage of his opponent getting 0's from a couple of his players but everyone has a rough week here or there, James had 2 people in double digits for points so next week maybe his people will perform better instead of shytting the bed.
13. Crucifictorious - Crucifictorious lost the closest game this week by 7 points despite having randall Cobb going off for 21, and brandon marshall going off for 18. With Steven Jackson out this week he is gonna have to look to his bench for some production to try and get a W this week.
14. Who's Nice's Team - With a whopping 66 points this week we have our fukking retard who basically quits after week 1 since he hasn't checked his lineup since September 4th. Again... Gronk, Amendola, Ventrone, Unrein, and Kiwanuka combined for a total of .50 points... you can't make this shyt up people! Seems like this will be the free game each week for everyone... But hear my warning... if anyone loses to this fukking team I have a special place for you in the power rankings... You have been warned!
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
Week 2 is in the bag and I was able to pull myself away from GTA 5 for a couple of mins to write this so here are your new Power Rankings for Week 2. With only 2 unbeaten teams left it shows that everyone is capable of losing... even Stannis McTwerk! Special Note... Tony Romo is a fakkit!
1. Thats My Quarterback - Your new number one this week is Thats my Quarterback who had a monster game from DeSean Jackson with 24 points, James Jones with 17, and a couple of others in double digits to lead the way against Black America. Eli had a really shytty game and put up 6 points Ray Rice is day to day with a hip injury so he'll have to hope that his big money player isn't out for an extended amount of time. Can he survive a week at the top? Tune in next week to find out!
2. Vamanos Pests - The second of our last unbeatens and in the #2 spot this week is Vamanos Pests. In a Sunday Night Football game that was delayed by an hour for weather because god himself wanted to watch breaking bad before watching this ugly ass game, marshawn lynch had 27, Matt Ryan had another good game and had 19, Bernard finally did something this week... alert the media! He also poured on another 16 points on Monday Night Football as Vamanos came back to beat yours truly thanks to *read my review on my team to find out who I blame*
3. Stannis McTwerk - Stannis Lost, Stannis Lost... Oh my God Stannis Lost! Our former number one last week moved down to 3 this week as he got his ass kicked by Its A Process. Stannis was led by Peyton "surprise surprise" with 19, but pretty much had a down week from the rest of his team as only 4 players reached double digits. Was week one a fluke? Can Stannis rebound and come back and win this week? We'll be watching!
4. QC Bombers - QC is in this spot because he is leading his division, he got beat by Al Capone this week with rather less than exciting performances from Russ Wilson, Reggie Wayne, Frank Gore, Steve Smith, Tony G, his top 2 players were on defensive as Tim Jennings had 18 and Kuechly had 17. Step it up this week QC or you'll be moving down next week!
5. Team Lannister - This week yours truly falls to the 5th Seed, now who do I blame for this disaster? I blame certain players on my team, first and foremost TONY fukkING ROMO... You are playing the god damn Kansas City Chiefs and give me 7 fukking fantasy points... the play calling was terrible as on 3rd downs all receivers ran 2 yard routes when they needed to get at least 7 yards for a first down, Demarco only had 12 rushing attempts, Witten had 12 fukking receiving yards! God damn this team is frustrating! Combine the horrible play of Mike Williams/Reggie Bush and you have who I blame this week... needless to say Mike Vick will be starting next week for me! May you burn in hell romo.. burn in hell!
6. Its_A_Process - Its a Process put a hurting on Stannis this week.. he beat Stannis like he owed him money! 8 people in double figures and 3 above 20 led by Calvin, RG3, and Mario Williams who all had 23 each. Edelman had 16 as Tom Brady pretty much threw to him all game, Gates, Foster, David, Chancellor all had double digits as it led to the former number one moving down the list. Good Job Its a process.. we appreciate what you did for us!
7. Black America's Team - Black America took a step back this week getting beat by the new #1 That's my Quarterback. Kaepernick poured in -4 points which will never help win any matchup. Jordy Nelson had 18 and Brian Cushing had 19 to lead the way but with only 4 people in double digits it makes it difficult to win pretty much any week unless your opponent really shyts the bed.
8. Typical New Yorker - New Yorker got the easy win over our
9. The Smooth Operators - Smooth is finally in the win column this week after beating crucifictorious in a nail biter. Smooth had 2 monster games this week, first was Aaron Rodgers exploding for 36 against the deadskins and Bennett getting 22 vs the Vikings. The big question this week is how messed up is Bennett's shoulder after admitting that his shoulder is messed up after the game, if he can't suit up then Smooth will need to find a replacement.
10. Al Capone's Team - Al Capone arose from the dead this week and went the fukk off on QC Bombers, Dez and Mike Wallace each had 20 points, Jamal Charles had 19, hell he even had a couple of defensive players with double digits in points. Cam Newton didn't put up much since he had 9 points and Tucker the kicker from baltimore put up a goose egg this week. Overall a good win to Al Capone.
11. fwithmeyouknowigotit - This week F with me turned it around and pulled out the W against King James despite having 2 players on his team with 0 points. With 6 players in double figures led by Jimmy Graham's 24 points it proved to be too much to handle for King James who had 2 people in double figures.
12. King James - King James couldn't take advantage of his opponent getting 0's from a couple of his players but everyone has a rough week here or there, James had 2 people in double digits for points so next week maybe his people will perform better instead of shytting the bed.
13. Crucifictorious - Crucifictorious lost the closest game this week by 7 points despite having randall Cobb going off for 21, and brandon marshall going off for 18. With Steven Jackson out this week he is gonna have to look to his bench for some production to try and get a W this week.
14. Who's Nice's Team - With a whopping 66 points this week we have our fukking retard who basically quits after week 1 since he hasn't checked his lineup since September 4th. Again... Gronk, Amendola, Ventrone, Unrein, and Kiwanuka combined for a total of .50 points... you can't make this shyt up people! Seems like this will be the free game each week for everyone... But hear my warning... if anyone loses to this fukking team I have a special place for you in the power rankings... You have been warned!
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
good game my man
i feel your pain tho, this shyt fantasy shyt is getting frustrating with players under performing and getting injured
8 isn't that bad.
Week 2 is in the bag and I was able to pull myself away from GTA 5 for a couple of mins to write this so here are your new Power Rankings for Week 2. With only 2 unbeaten teams left it shows that everyone is capable of losing... even Stannis McTwerk! Special Note... Tony Romo is a fakkit!
1. Thats My Quarterback - Your new number one this week is Thats my Quarterback who had a monster game from DeSean Jackson with 24 points, James Jones with 17, and a couple of others in double digits to lead the way against Black America. Eli had a really shytty game and put up 6 points Ray Rice is day to day with a hip injury so he'll have to hope that his big money player isn't out for an extended amount of time. Can he survive a week at the top? Tune in next week to find out!
2. Vamanos Pests - The second of our last unbeatens and in the #2 spot this week is Vamanos Pests. In a Sunday Night Football game that was delayed by an hour for weather because god himself wanted to watch breaking bad before watching this ugly ass game, marshawn lynch had 27, Matt Ryan had another good game and had 19, Bernard finally did something this week... alert the media! He also poured on another 16 points on Monday Night Football as Vamanos came back to beat yours truly thanks to *read my review on my team to find out who I blame*
3. Stannis McTwerk - Stannis Lost, Stannis Lost... Oh my God Stannis Lost! Our former number one last week moved down to 3 this week as he got his ass kicked by Its A Process. Stannis was led by Peyton "surprise surprise" with 19, but pretty much had a down week from the rest of his team as only 4 players reached double digits. Was week one a fluke? Can Stannis rebound and come back and win this week? We'll be watching!
4. QC Bombers - QC is in this spot because he is leading his division, he got beat by Al Capone this week with rather less than exciting performances from Russ Wilson, Reggie Wayne, Frank Gore, Steve Smith, Tony G, his top 2 players were on defensive as Tim Jennings had 18 and Kuechly had 17. Step it up this week QC or you'll be moving down next week!
5. Team Lannister - This week yours truly falls to the 5th Seed, now who do I blame for this disaster? I blame certain players on my team, first and foremost TONY fukkING ROMO... You are playing the god damn Kansas City Chiefs and give me 7 fukking fantasy points... the play calling was terrible as on 3rd downs all receivers ran 2 yard routes when they needed to get at least 7 yards for a first down, Demarco only had 12 rushing attempts, Witten had 12 fukking receiving yards! God damn this team is frustrating! Combine the horrible play of Mike Williams/Reggie Bush and you have who I blame this week... needless to say Mike Vick will be starting next week for me! May you burn in hell romo.. burn in hell!
6. Its_A_Process - Its a Process put a hurting on Stannis this week.. he beat Stannis like he owed him money! 8 people in double figures and 3 above 20 led by Calvin, RG3, and Mario Williams who all had 23 each. Edelman had 16 as Tom Brady pretty much threw to him all game, Gates, Foster, David, Chancellor all had double digits as it led to the former number one moving down the list. Good Job Its a process.. we appreciate what you did for us!
7. Black America's Team - Black America took a step back this week getting beat by the new #1 That's my Quarterback. Kaepernick poured in -4 points which will never help win any matchup. Jordy Nelson had 18 and Brian Cushing had 19 to lead the way but with only 4 people in double digits it makes it difficult to win pretty much any week unless your opponent really shyts the bed.
8. Typical New Yorker - New Yorker got the easy win over our
9. The Smooth Operators - Smooth is finally in the win column this week after beating crucifictorious in a nail biter. Smooth had 2 monster games this week, first was Aaron Rodgers exploding for 36 against the deadskins and Bennett getting 22 vs the Vikings. The big question this week is how messed up is Bennett's shoulder after admitting that his shoulder is messed up after the game, if he can't suit up then Smooth will need to find a replacement.
10. Al Capone's Team - Al Capone arose from the dead this week and went the fukk off on QC Bombers, Dez and Mike Wallace each had 20 points, Jamal Charles had 19, hell he even had a couple of defensive players with double digits in points. Cam Newton didn't put up much since he had 9 points and Tucker the kicker from baltimore put up a goose egg this week. Overall a good win to Al Capone.
11. fwithmeyouknowigotit - This week F with me turned it around and pulled out the W against King James despite having 2 players on his team with 0 points. With 6 players in double figures led by Jimmy Graham's 24 points it proved to be too much to handle for King James who had 2 people in double figures.
12. King James - King James couldn't take advantage of his opponent getting 0's from a couple of his players but everyone has a rough week here or there, James had 2 people in double digits for points so next week maybe his people will perform better instead of shytting the bed.
13. Crucifictorious - Crucifictorious lost the closest game this week by 7 points despite having randall Cobb going off for 21, and brandon marshall going off for 18. With Steven Jackson out this week he is gonna have to look to his bench for some production to try and get a W this week.
14. Who's Nice's Team - With a whopping 66 points this week we have our fukking retard who basically quits after week 1 since he hasn't checked his lineup since September 4th. Again... Gronk, Amendola, Ventrone, Unrein, and Kiwanuka combined for a total of .50 points... you can't make this shyt up people! Seems like this will be the free game each week for everyone... But hear my warning... if anyone loses to this fukking team I have a special place for you in the power rankings... You have been warned!
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
We coming for that number 1 spot baby
SmoothOperator88
Your friendly neighborhood coli poster
Week 2 is in the bag and I was able to pull myself away from GTA 5 for a couple of mins to write this so here are your new Power Rankings for Week 2. With only 2 unbeaten teams left it shows that everyone is capable of losing... even Stannis McTwerk! Special Note... Tony Romo is a fakkit!
1. Thats My Quarterback - Your new number one this week is Thats my Quarterback who had a monster game from DeSean Jackson with 24 points, James Jones with 17, and a couple of others in double digits to lead the way against Black America. Eli had a really shytty game and put up 6 points Ray Rice is day to day with a hip injury so he'll have to hope that his big money player isn't out for an extended amount of time. Can he survive a week at the top? Tune in next week to find out!
2. Vamanos Pests - The second of our last unbeatens and in the #2 spot this week is Vamanos Pests. In a Sunday Night Football game that was delayed by an hour for weather because god himself wanted to watch breaking bad before watching this ugly ass game, marshawn lynch had 27, Matt Ryan had another good game and had 19, Bernard finally did something this week... alert the media! He also poured on another 16 points on Monday Night Football as Vamanos came back to beat yours truly thanks to *read my review on my team to find out who I blame*
3. Stannis McTwerk - Stannis Lost, Stannis Lost... Oh my God Stannis Lost! Our former number one last week moved down to 3 this week as he got his ass kicked by Its A Process. Stannis was led by Peyton "surprise surprise" with 19, but pretty much had a down week from the rest of his team as only 4 players reached double digits. Was week one a fluke? Can Stannis rebound and come back and win this week? We'll be watching!
4. QC Bombers - QC is in this spot because he is leading his division, he got beat by Al Capone this week with rather less than exciting performances from Russ Wilson, Reggie Wayne, Frank Gore, Steve Smith, Tony G, his top 2 players were on defensive as Tim Jennings had 18 and Kuechly had 17. Step it up this week QC or you'll be moving down next week!
5. Team Lannister - This week yours truly falls to the 5th Seed, now who do I blame for this disaster? I blame certain players on my team, first and foremost TONY fukkING ROMO... You are playing the god damn Kansas City Chiefs and give me 7 fukking fantasy points... the play calling was terrible as on 3rd downs all receivers ran 2 yard routes when they needed to get at least 7 yards for a first down, Demarco only had 12 rushing attempts, Witten had 12 fukking receiving yards! God damn this team is frustrating! Combine the horrible play of Mike Williams/Reggie Bush and you have who I blame this week... needless to say Mike Vick will be starting next week for me! May you burn in hell romo.. burn in hell!
6. Its_A_Process - Its a Process put a hurting on Stannis this week.. he beat Stannis like he owed him money! 8 people in double figures and 3 above 20 led by Calvin, RG3, and Mario Williams who all had 23 each. Edelman had 16 as Tom Brady pretty much threw to him all game, Gates, Foster, David, Chancellor all had double digits as it led to the former number one moving down the list. Good Job Its a process.. we appreciate what you did for us!
7. Black America's Team - Black America took a step back this week getting beat by the new #1 That's my Quarterback. Kaepernick poured in -4 points which will never help win any matchup. Jordy Nelson had 18 and Brian Cushing had 19 to lead the way but with only 4 people in double digits it makes it difficult to win pretty much any week unless your opponent really shyts the bed.
8. Typical New Yorker - New Yorker got the easy win over our
9. The Smooth Operators - Smooth is finally in the win column this week after beating crucifictorious in a nail biter. Smooth had 2 monster games this week, first was Aaron Rodgers exploding for 36 against the deadskins and Bennett getting 22 vs the Vikings. The big question this week is how messed up is Bennett's shoulder after admitting that his shoulder is messed up after the game, if he can't suit up then Smooth will need to find a replacement.
10. Al Capone's Team - Al Capone arose from the dead this week and went the fukk off on QC Bombers, Dez and Mike Wallace each had 20 points, Jamal Charles had 19, hell he even had a couple of defensive players with double digits in points. Cam Newton didn't put up much since he had 9 points and Tucker the kicker from baltimore put up a goose egg this week. Overall a good win to Al Capone.
11. fwithmeyouknowigotit - This week F with me turned it around and pulled out the W against King James despite having 2 players on his team with 0 points. With 6 players in double figures led by Jimmy Graham's 24 points it proved to be too much to handle for King James who had 2 people in double figures.
12. King James - King James couldn't take advantage of his opponent getting 0's from a couple of his players but everyone has a rough week here or there, James had 2 people in double digits for points so next week maybe his people will perform better instead of shytting the bed.
13. Crucifictorious - Crucifictorious lost the closest game this week by 7 points despite having randall Cobb going off for 21, and brandon marshall going off for 18. With Steven Jackson out this week he is gonna have to look to his bench for some production to try and get a W this week.
14. Who's Nice's Team - With a whopping 66 points this week we have our fukking retard who basically quits after week 1 since he hasn't checked his lineup since September 4th. Again... Gronk, Amendola, Ventrone, Unrein, and Kiwanuka combined for a total of .50 points... you can't make this shyt up people! Seems like this will be the free game each week for everyone... But hear my warning... if anyone loses to this fukking team I have a special place for you in the power rankings... You have been warned!
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
My nikka it's Week 2. 