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The Coli B League Week 8 Power Rankings

1. Typical New Yorker [6-1] 1256.05 Pts :jawalrus:

2. Vamanos Pests [4-3] 1198.34 Pts :shaq:

3. Stannis McTwerk [5-2] 1192.59 Pts :dwillhuh:

4. QC Bombers [5-2] 1180.98 Pts :dwillhuh:

5. Al Capone's Team [5-2] 1172.93 Pts :troll:

6. Its_A_Process [3-4] 1137.73 Pts :takedat:

7. Fwithmeyouknowigotit [3-4] 1114.73 Pts :usure:

8. Black America's Team [4-3] 1097.84 Pts :mjpls:

9. That's My Quarterback [4-3] 1097.34 Pts :to:

10. Crucifictorious [1-6] 1095.71 Pts :ufdup:

11. Team Lannister [3-4] 1087.70 Pts :pacspit:

12. The Smooth Operators [3-4] 1061.19 Pts :noah:

13. who's nice's Team [1-6] 976.34 Pts :heh:

14. King James [2-5] 945.01 Pts :flabbynsick:

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11? How the fukk did I end up that high?
 

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I am ranked second in Yahoo, and have the most points by a fairly good margin, but I drop to 3rd overall behind a team with less wins? Da fuk?
 

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Typical New Yorker clobbered Al Capone's Team 159.99 - 90.33 while also putting up the highest score this week. It was a blockbuster of a beatdown, and the 69.66-point margin of victory was the highest recorded in the league this season. Al Capone's Team suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 143.12 - 95.71 win against who's nice's Team. With Garrett Hartley delivering zero points for Typical New Yorker, the gap could have been wider. Typical New Yorker (8-2, 1,393.93 points) remains in second place and Al Capone's Team (7-3, 1,273.73 points) stays in third place.
 

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Typical New Yorker clobbered Al Capone's Team 159.99 - 90.33 while also putting up the highest score this week. It was a blockbuster of a beatdown, and the 69.66-point margin of victory was the highest recorded in the league this season. Al Capone's Team suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 143.12 - 95.71 win against who's nice's Team. With Garrett Hartley delivering zero points for Typical New Yorker, the gap could have been wider. Typical New Yorker (8-2, 1,393.93 points) remains in second place and Al Capone's Team (7-3, 1,273.73 points) stays in third place.

Who's in first doe? :shaq:
 

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Week 10 Summary
Stannis McTwerk held on to the league lead with a win over Black America's Team in Week 10. QC Bombers got the biggest lift, climbing from sixth place to fourth. Thats My Quarterback went the other way, falling from fifth to seventh. Stannis McTwerk is on a four-game win streak.
 

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Week 11 Summary
Typical New Yorker beat Black America's Team this week to claim first place in The Coli B League with a one-game lead, knocking out Stannis McTwerk. Typical New Yorker also made the postseason. Vamanos Pests got the biggest lift, climbing from sixth place to fourth. Thats My Quarterback was less fortunate, falling from seventh to ninth. Vamanos Pests and Fwithmeyouknowigotit have both won three matchups in a row.

Typical New Yorker Puts the Kibosh on Black America's Team, Takes Top Spot in League
Typical New Yorker (9-2, 1,517.18 points) takes control of first place after beating Black America's Team (sixth place, 6-5, 1,414.66 points) 123.25 - 115.34. Charles Clay registered 16.50 points and Eric Weddle scored 12.50. With the win, Typical New Yorker clinches a playoff spot. Black America's Team has failed to meet expectations for three consecutive weeks, managing only 84.3% of their projected points in this matchup.

Team Lannister Beats QC Bombers, Drops Them into Fifth Place

Delanie Walker put up 20.55 points, an upgrade on his projected 5.44, as Team Lannister beat QC Bombers 117.40 - 102.15. These two teams are tied for eighth place with 6-5 records, but QC Bombers has a clear lead in points, 1,456.23 - 1,319.47. While each team failed to meet expectations, Team Lannister scored 97.2% of a projected 120.81 points to get the win. Team Lannister started one player with zero points while QC Bombers served up two goose eggs, meaning both teams could have scored more points.

Its_A_Process Put the Stamp on who's nice's Team who Can't Shake Losing Streak
Its_A_Process put up the highest point total this week to take down who's nice's Team 149.23 - 126.00. who's nice's Team has had a bad run and is on a three-game losing streak. who's nice's Team was coming off a 112.68 - 95.82 loss against Team Lannister and saw their scoring increase this week. The result might have been even worse, Its_A_Process had two starters score zero points. Its_A_Process (5-6, 1,258.38 points) remains in 10th place while who's nice's Team (2-9, 1,029.30 points) stays down in 13th place.

Al Capone's Team Gets Comeback over The Smooth Operators, Hole Gets Bigger
Al Capone's Team took advantage of 22.28 points from Cam Newton, defeating The Smooth Operators 121.03 - 90.18. Al Capone's Team came into the Monday night game facing a 4.43-point deficit, but scored 35.28 for the comeback. After losing their sixth straight, The Smooth Operators is on the verge of a forgettable season. The Smooth Operators was led by Dan Carpenter with 13.50 points and DeAndre Levy who scored 13.00. To make matters worse, The Smooth Operators had a starter score zero points (Marlon Brown). Al Capone's Team (8-3, 1,394.76 points) remains in third place and The Smooth Operators (3-8, 1,142.29 points) stays down in 12th place.

Vamanos Pests Gets Victory Against Stannis McTwerk, Removes Them from First
Vamanos Pests earned their third straight win when they defeated Stannis McTwerk 112.08 - 91.75. They got a lift from Marshawn Lynch, who led the team with 22.15 points. The streak has provided big momentum for Vamanos Pests. They've moved from seventh place to fourth since Week 9. Stannis McTwerk goes to 8-3 and falls to second place. Vamanos Pests has recently steamrolled The Smooth Operators (133.48 - 79.34) and King James (119.34 - 92.48).
 

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King James Stuns Thats My Quarterback, Drops Them into Ninth Place
King James registered the second-highest score this week and upset Thats My Quarterback 131.83 - 104.51, overcoming a 21.11-point spread. Thats My Quarterback has failed to meet expectations for five consecutive weeks, managing only 73.3% of their projected points in this matchup. Thats My Quarterback was led by Ray Rice with 16.40 points and Torrey Smith who scored 12.60. The margin could have been bigger, King James had a starter score zero points (Greg Jennings). Thats My Quarterback (6-5, 1,282.71 points) drops to ninth place while King James (4-7, 1,260.74 points) remains mired in 11th place.

Fwithmeyouknowigotit Beats Up Crucifictorious for Third Consecutive Win
Fwithmeyouknowigotit earned their third win in as many matchups when they destroyed Crucifictorious 127.59 - 65.35. They were led by LeSean McCoy who had 23.50 points and Matthew Stafford who had 19.44. The streak, which has been a windfall for Fwithmeyouknowigotit, has allowed them to move up from 10th place in Week 9 to seventh place now. Fwithmeyouknowigotit started two players with zero points while Crucifictorious served up five goose eggs, meaning both teams left points off the scoreboard. Crucifictorious goes to 1-10 and holds steady in 14th place. Fwithmeyouknowigotit has recently defeated Its_A_Process (130.90 - 69.95) and The Smooth Operators (119.43 - 80.38).
 
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