No one is off the table, but lets talk after week 1. If Arian's back acts up, Tate will be worth more then Lance Moore
You sly b*stard..
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You sly b*stard..
SmoothOperator88
Your friendly neighborhood coli poster
I was allwhen I checked the Serie-B scoring. Peyton da Gawd
The I logged into my ESPN $$$ League and realized the guy I was playing had both Thomas's and felt like
The_Unchosen_One
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Barring a Miracle I have my W.... but I'll declare the coli jinx.... 1-0
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
I need Desean Jackson to get me 16 points tomorrow for my big money league
McTwerk
Dreams and Nightmares
184.64 points 
I am in the drivers seat!
Ended up losing by 3 points in my big money ESPN league....fukking David Wilson.....
I am in the drivers seat!Ended up losing by 3 points in my big money ESPN league....fukking David Wilson.....
showtime-35
Rookie
biggest disappointment of all gotta be that bum dez bryant
, I thought it was the year he finally stepped up 
, I thought it was the year he finally stepped up
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Barring a stat correction I squeaked out a victory thanks to DeSean Jackson by .32 points in my $250 league
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Power Rankings will be up tomorrow morning when I get done with homework
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Well week one is in the books and we had some blowouts and we had some “what the fukk am I supposed to do match-ups” aka.. playing against Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas!
The top ranking this week goes to Stannis McTwerk who dropped 192.34 on The Smooth Operators. Stannis got 55 from Peyton and 25 from Thomas to start the season off which I bad for Smooth because I was also hit by this combo in another league and had to call for the rape kit, also contributing for Stannis was Jordan Cameron and Brian Hartline who both chipped in 20 respectively.
Number 2 in the rankings is Black America’s Team who gunned down Al Capone’s Team. The combo of Kaepernick and Boldin combined for 66 points, Larry Fitzgerald is alive people.... and he has a QB that can throw him the damn ball.. after years of suffering with the likes of Kolb and Skelton who couldn’t figure out how to throw a lob to the endzone. Fitz put up 24 points, Jordy Nelson with another 19, and 19 from Charles Tillman and 17 from Brian Cushing... Defense wins Championships people!
Number 3 is them QC Bombers who had a pretty well rounded attack with 10 people in double figures! Led by the likes of Wes Welker with 23 points, Reggie Wayne with 18, Tim Jennings with 18, and Steve Smith with 14 it just prove to much for Who’s Nice’s Team this week.
Number 4 is yours truly Team Lannister and just like the house motto... Hear me Roar! I ended up with 9 people in double figures led by Jason Witten with 23, Reggie Bush with 19, Demarco with 15, Julio and Greg Zuerlein both chipped in 14 as well. For those that clowned me during the draft my future Injured Reserve team did pretty well for week 1... still a long season to go though.
Number 5 this week is Thats My Quarterback, Eli had a hell of a game against my Cowboys and almost came back in the end but contributed 31 points while David Wilson on the other hand had 2 fumbles and had -3 points. DeSean Jackson looks like he may explode in the Chip Kelly offense in Philly and went off for 18, Owen Daniels had 20 in the San Diego collapse last night! Overall a well rounded attack from everyone and a pretty easy win this week.
Number 6 in the rankings is King James won one of the closer match-ups this week and was led by Vernon Davis with 22, Andre Johnson had 19, Forte had 14, and Brady had 11. He had a comeback win from the efforts of Andre Johnson on Monday Night Football and took the weekly match-up by 13.
Number 7 this week is Vamanos Pests who had a monster game from AJ Green with 29 points and 15 from Matt Ryan to lead the way. With only 4 people in double digits he’s lucky to pull out that W against fwithmeyouknowigotit who we will address down the list. While spending a lot of money for Lynch you typically want more than 4 points so hopefully you can get more out of him down the line... just not against me this week
Number 8 is the Smooth Operators who had a nice week but ran up against Stannis McTwerk and his insane week. Smooth got 24 from Jarad Cook, 23 from Rodgers, and 14 from Laron Landry. Needless to say Smooth wasn’t happy with CJ Spiller’s 5 points, and Trent Richardson’s 5 points... maybe they will perform better this week for Smooth and give him a W.
Number 9 is Typical New Yorker had a bad break going up against Team Lannister this week despite having Adrian Peterson and his 28 point effort. Brees chipped in 17, Garcon and Weddle had 11 points and Stevie Johnson and Paul Posluszny both had 10 points as well. On a typical week he would’ve had a good chance of winning, just bad luck this week.
Number 10 is Crucifictorious who had one of the closer losses of the week losing by 13 points to King James. Typically not a good thing with your defensive player is your top performer... Robert Quinn had 23 to lead the charge, Brandon Marshall had 19, Randall Cobb chipped in 18, and Alex Smith threw in 14 as well.
Number 11 we have Its_A_Process and getting them W’s is a process as well. 6 people who put up double figures with Andrew Luck leading the way with 19 but at the same time having 3 people with 0 points can’t help any team win a match-up. Arian didn’t have the best performance with 10 points and Calvin only had 5... A lot of money spent in the draft for 15 points this week!
Number 12 this week is Al Capone’s Team who had 106 points and got a great game out of Brandon Myers in an attempt to comeback in Sunday Night Football, Myers had 16 points to lead the way for Al Capone followed up by 14 from Jamal Charles and 12 from Ron Harper. Dez got hurt and only put up 5 points and Killer Cam had 9 points, Mike Wallace was reportedly upset with himself after the game and with only putting up 1 point I would be upset too. Al Capone needs to break out the guns this week to get that W!
Number 13 in the rankings is Who’s Nice’s Team with 105 points and got a hell of a performance by Victor Cruz with 28 points, Colston, Amendola, and Vincent Jackson all 3 had 15, and Flacco chipped in 12. One can question the playing of Gronk since he was ruled out early in the week. Ridley also didn’t do much but should get a nice boost in value with Vereen going down on the short term I.R. And some of the Defensive players could’ve done better but that’s the way it goes sometimes. Hopefully some better luck will come in the near future.
And lastly we have fwithmeyouknowigotit who just scored over 100 points, a nice unit to build around with Stafford who had 17, McCoy chipped in 16, Moore had 13 and Graham had 12 as well. It didn’t help that 3 players on D had 0 points and 1 had 0.06 points... Shore up that D if you want to get them W’s
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
Well week one is in the books and we had some blowouts and we had some “what the fukk am I supposed to do match-ups” aka.. playing against Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas!
The top ranking this week goes to Stannis McTwerk who dropped 192.34 on The Smooth Operators. Stannis got 55 from Peyton and 25 from Thomas to start the season off which I bad for Smooth because I was also hit by this combo in another league and had to call for the rape kit, also contributing for Stannis was Jordan Cameron and Brian Hartline who both chipped in 20 respectively.
Number 2 in the rankings is Black America’s Team who gunned down Al Capone’s Team. The combo of Kaepernick and Boldin combined for 66 points, Larry Fitzgerald is alive people.... and he has a QB that can throw him the damn ball.. after years of suffering with the likes of Kolb and Skelton who couldn’t figure out how to throw a lob to the endzone. Fitz put up 24 points, Jordy Nelson with another 19, and 19 from Charles Tillman and 17 from Brian Cushing... Defense wins Championships people!
Number 3 is them QC Bombers who had a pretty well rounded attack with 10 people in double figures! Led by the likes of Wes Welker with 23 points, Reggie Wayne with 18, Tim Jennings with 18, and Steve Smith with 14 it just prove to much for Who’s Nice’s Team this week.
Number 4 is yours truly Team Lannister and just like the house motto... Hear me Roar! I ended up with 9 people in double figures led by Jason Witten with 23, Reggie Bush with 19, Demarco with 15, Julio and Greg Zuerlein both chipped in 14 as well. For those that clowned me during the draft my future Injured Reserve team did pretty well for week 1... still a long season to go though.
Number 5 this week is Thats My Quarterback, Eli had a hell of a game against my Cowboys and almost came back in the end but contributed 31 points while David Wilson on the other hand had 2 fumbles and had -3 points. DeSean Jackson looks like he may explode in the Chip Kelly offense in Philly and went off for 18, Owen Daniels had 20 in the San Diego collapse last night! Overall a well rounded attack from everyone and a pretty easy win this week.
Number 6 in the rankings is King James won one of the closer match-ups this week and was led by Vernon Davis with 22, Andre Johnson had 19, Forte had 14, and Brady had 11. He had a comeback win from the efforts of Andre Johnson on Monday Night Football and took the weekly match-up by 13.
Number 7 this week is Vamanos Pests who had a monster game from AJ Green with 29 points and 15 from Matt Ryan to lead the way. With only 4 people in double digits he’s lucky to pull out that W against fwithmeyouknowigotit who we will address down the list. While spending a lot of money for Lynch you typically want more than 4 points so hopefully you can get more out of him down the line... just not against me this week
Number 8 is the Smooth Operators who had a nice week but ran up against Stannis McTwerk and his insane week. Smooth got 24 from Jarad Cook, 23 from Rodgers, and 14 from Laron Landry. Needless to say Smooth wasn’t happy with CJ Spiller’s 5 points, and Trent Richardson’s 5 points... maybe they will perform better this week for Smooth and give him a W.
Number 9 is Typical New Yorker had a bad break going up against Team Lannister this week despite having Adrian Peterson and his 28 point effort. Brees chipped in 17, Garcon and Weddle had 11 points and Stevie Johnson and Paul Posluszny both had 10 points as well. On a typical week he would’ve had a good chance of winning, just bad luck this week.
Number 10 is Crucifictorious who had one of the closer losses of the week losing by 13 points to King James. Typically not a good thing with your defensive player is your top performer... Robert Quinn had 23 to lead the charge, Brandon Marshall had 19, Randall Cobb chipped in 18, and Alex Smith threw in 14 as well.
Number 11 we have Its_A_Process and getting them W’s is a process as well. 6 people who put up double figures with Andrew Luck leading the way with 19 but at the same time having 3 people with 0 points can’t help any team win a match-up. Arian didn’t have the best performance with 10 points and Calvin only had 5... A lot of money spent in the draft for 15 points this week!
Number 12 this week is Al Capone’s Team who had 106 points and got a great game out of Brandon Myers in an attempt to comeback in Sunday Night Football, Myers had 16 points to lead the way for Al Capone followed up by 14 from Jamal Charles and 12 from Ron Harper. Dez got hurt and only put up 5 points and Killer Cam had 9 points, Mike Wallace was reportedly upset with himself after the game and with only putting up 1 point I would be upset too. Al Capone needs to break out the guns this week to get that W!
Number 13 in the rankings is Who’s Nice’s Team with 105 points and got a hell of a performance by Victor Cruz with 28 points, Colston, Amendola, and Vincent Jackson all 3 had 15, and Flacco chipped in 12. One can question the playing of Gronk since he was ruled out early in the week. Ridley also didn’t do much but should get a nice boost in value with Vereen going down on the short term I.R. And some of the Defensive players could’ve done better but that’s the way it goes sometimes. Hopefully some better luck will come in the near future.
And lastly we have fwithmeyouknowigotit who just scored over 100 points, a nice unit to build around with Stafford who had 17, McCoy chipped in 16, Moore had 13 and Graham had 12 as well. It didn’t help that 3 players on D had 0 points and 1 had 0.06 points... Shore up that D if you want to get them W’s
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
Breh i was HEATED, I DROPPED 100+ DOLLARS ON ARIAN AND CALVIN AND I GET 15 POINTS!!
Nice analysis tho
McTwerk
Dreams and Nightmares
Well week one is in the books and we had some blowouts and we had some “what the fukk am I supposed to do match-ups” aka.. playing against Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas!
The top ranking this week goes to Stannis McTwerk who dropped 192.34 on The Smooth Operators. Stannis got 55 from Peyton and 25 from Thomas to start the season off which I bad for Smooth because I was also hit by this combo in another league and had to call for the rape kit, also contributing for Stannis was Jordan Cameron and Brian Hartline who both chipped in 20 respectively.
Number 2 in the rankings is Black America’s Team who gunned down Al Capone’s Team. The combo of Kaepernick and Boldin combined for 66 points, Larry Fitzgerald is alive people.... and he has a QB that can throw him the damn ball.. after years of suffering with the likes of Kolb and Skelton who couldn’t figure out how to throw a lob to the endzone. Fitz put up 24 points, Jordy Nelson with another 19, and 19 from Charles Tillman and 17 from Brian Cushing... Defense wins Championships people!
Number 3 is them QC Bombers who had a pretty well rounded attack with 10 people in double figures! Led by the likes of Wes Welker with 23 points, Reggie Wayne with 18, Tim Jennings with 18, and Steve Smith with 14 it just prove to much for Who’s Nice’s Team this week.
Number 4 is yours truly Team Lannister and just like the house motto... Hear me Roar! I ended up with 9 people in double figures led by Jason Witten with 23, Reggie Bush with 19, Demarco with 15, Julio and Greg Zuerlein both chipped in 14 as well. For those that clowned me during the draft my future Injured Reserve team did pretty well for week 1... still a long season to go though.
Number 5 this week is Thats My Quarterback, Eli had a hell of a game against my Cowboys and almost came back in the end but contributed 31 points while David Wilson on the other hand had 2 fumbles and had -3 points. DeSean Jackson looks like he may explode in the Chip Kelly offense in Philly and went off for 18, Owen Daniels had 20 in the San Diego collapse last night! Overall a well rounded attack from everyone and a pretty easy win this week.
Number 6 in the rankings is King James won one of the closer match-ups this week and was led by Vernon Davis with 22, Andre Johnson had 19, Forte had 14, and Brady had 11. He had a comeback win from the efforts of Andre Johnson on Monday Night Football and took the weekly match-up by 13.
Number 7 this week is Vamanos Pests who had a monster game from AJ Green with 29 points and 15 from Matt Ryan to lead the way. With only 4 people in double digits he’s lucky to pull out that W against fwithmeyouknowigotit who we will address down the list. While spending a lot of money for Lynch you typically want more than 4 points so hopefully you can get more out of him down the line... just not against me this week
Number 8 is the Smooth Operators who had a nice week but ran up against Stannis McTwerk and his insane week. Smooth got 24 from Jarad Cook, 23 from Rodgers, and 14 from Laron Landry. Needless to say Smooth wasn’t happy with CJ Spiller’s 5 points, and Trent Richardson’s 5 points... maybe they will perform better this week for Smooth and give him a W.
Number 9 is Typical New Yorker had a bad break going up against Team Lannister this week despite having Adrian Peterson and his 28 point effort. Brees chipped in 17, Garcon and Weddle had 11 points and Stevie Johnson and Paul Posluszny both had 10 points as well. On a typical week he would’ve had a good chance of winning, just bad luck this week.
Number 10 is Crucifictorious who had one of the closer losses of the week losing by 13 points to King James. Typically not a good thing with your defensive player is your top performer... Robert Quinn had 23 to lead the charge, Brandon Marshall had 19, Randall Cobb chipped in 18, and Alex Smith threw in 14 as well.
Number 11 we have Its_A_Process and getting them W’s is a process as well. 6 people who put up double figures with Andrew Luck leading the way with 19 but at the same time having 3 people with 0 points can’t help any team win a match-up. Arian didn’t have the best performance with 10 points and Calvin only had 5... A lot of money spent in the draft for 15 points this week!
Number 12 this week is Al Capone’s Team who had 106 points and got a great game out of Brandon Myers in an attempt to comeback in Sunday Night Football, Myers had 16 points to lead the way for Al Capone followed up by 14 from Jamal Charles and 12 from Ron Harper. Dez got hurt and only put up 5 points and Killer Cam had 9 points, Mike Wallace was reportedly upset with himself after the game and with only putting up 1 point I would be upset too. Al Capone needs to break out the guns this week to get that W!
Number 13 in the rankings is Who’s Nice’s Team with 105 points and got a hell of a performance by Victor Cruz with 28 points, Colston, Amendola, and Vincent Jackson all 3 had 15, and Flacco chipped in 12. One can question the playing of Gronk since he was ruled out early in the week. Ridley also didn’t do much but should get a nice boost in value with Vereen going down on the short term I.R. And some of the Defensive players could’ve done better but that’s the way it goes sometimes. Hopefully some better luck will come in the near future.
And lastly we have fwithmeyouknowigotit who just scored over 100 points, a nice unit to build around with Stafford who had 17, McCoy chipped in 16, Moore had 13 and Graham had 12 as well. It didn’t help that 3 players on D had 0 points and 1 had 0.06 points... Shore up that D if you want to get them W’s
@The_Unchosen_One
@showtime-35
@LandryFieldsDad
@McTwerk
@Typical NY Fan
@charknicks
@StatUS
@RJY33
@Anbessa725
@SmoothOperator88
@j7thirty
@LurkMoar
@phillycavsfan
@The Real King James
Sits on the Throne and waves to the crowd
The_Unchosen_One
Superstar
Sits on the Throne and waves to the crowd
careful... or I'll make a quick edit and take ya down a notch
