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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Another thwarted home invasion another day!
when i was fifteen i was at home.
when my parents were not there during the day.
while i was at home alone from school
a group of eight guys, attempted to invade my home.
back then, chicago had no gun laws.
so i grabbed the nine, the walther ppk model.
when they were coming through the windows upstairs in my bedroom and ran them off.
i called the police, pops and a neighbor for help.
my neighbor followed the guys and found where they were.
when the cops came. i went with them in an unmarked car and pointed them out.
they were all apprehended and i had to id and testify against them, as a minor.
then they went to jail.
twenty years later:
i am thirty five now,...
it is the same fall like conditions.
i have been in this home since may 2o11.
i know i am being watched
this home i took over. the woman who was previously here, and gave me this home.
left because she was the victim of a home invasion and raped by multiple attackers.
i was given the home when i fell upon hard times.
she said she gave it to me because i was the only guy who made her feel safe.
i knew this to be true.'
as when we were lovers, never committals.
she was always scared to go home.
plus, she said she felt unsafe in the home afterwards.
just like when my baby mom's was stabbed over seventy times with nine mortal stab wounds by her crazy psycho bf after me. she left the property, as well as my bm did after her near brush with death and violence.
so because the vibes were not right for her, she fled and bestowed the property to me.
i knew she was under duress when i met her.
as she gave off post traumatic shock symptoms, and signs.
like previous lovers of mine who endured being victimized and rape.
so here i am in this house,...
i thought but knew a home invasion or kick doh could happen, at anytime from these past experiences.
being in this home, i know. someone could be watching me. albeit difficult, but still i can be watched.
no, fukk that,.....i am being watched.
i know i am being watched.
i know i am under surveillance,...........
so i am always ready to run a drill in this home.
sleep is uncomfortable,...as i have to sleep in microfiber long cargo shorts.
different from the ones i posted but you get the idea.
i have known i was under watch since august/september of last year.
when i let a former friend stay here with a large collection of pure bred american blue brindle pittbulls, shipped from california.
as routinely they would bark at intruders in proximity of the home.
they do not bark, unless someone has entered the proximity of this property.
namely the gangway or gating to the property.
i know for sure i am being watched because one night a car pulls up in the driveway.
with his highbeams pointed directly into the house and makes a move on the property.
i leave the back entrance,....with the alpha matriarch bluenose brindle pittbull, chi chi.
the pittbull with fire,........
art barr
when i was fifteen i was at home.
when my parents were not there during the day.
while i was at home alone from school
a group of eight guys, attempted to invade my home.
back then, chicago had no gun laws.
so i grabbed the nine, the walther ppk model.
when they were coming through the windows upstairs in my bedroom and ran them off.
i called the police, pops and a neighbor for help.
my neighbor followed the guys and found where they were.
when the cops came. i went with them in an unmarked car and pointed them out.
they were all apprehended and i had to id and testify against them, as a minor.
then they went to jail.
twenty years later:
i am thirty five now,...
it is the same fall like conditions.
i have been in this home since may 2o11.
i know i am being watched
this home i took over. the woman who was previously here, and gave me this home.
left because she was the victim of a home invasion and raped by multiple attackers.
i was given the home when i fell upon hard times.
she said she gave it to me because i was the only guy who made her feel safe.
i knew this to be true.'
as when we were lovers, never committals.
she was always scared to go home.
plus, she said she felt unsafe in the home afterwards.
just like when my baby mom's was stabbed over seventy times with nine mortal stab wounds by her crazy psycho bf after me. she left the property, as well as my bm did after her near brush with death and violence.
so because the vibes were not right for her, she fled and bestowed the property to me.
i knew she was under duress when i met her.
as she gave off post traumatic shock symptoms, and signs.
like previous lovers of mine who endured being victimized and rape.
so here i am in this house,...
i thought but knew a home invasion or kick doh could happen, at anytime from these past experiences.
being in this home, i know. someone could be watching me. albeit difficult, but still i can be watched.
no, fukk that,.....i am being watched.
i know i am being watched.
i know i am under surveillance,...........
so i am always ready to run a drill in this home.
sleep is uncomfortable,...as i have to sleep in microfiber long cargo shorts.
different from the ones i posted but you get the idea.
i have known i was under watch since august/september of last year.
when i let a former friend stay here with a large collection of pure bred american blue brindle pittbulls, shipped from california.
as routinely they would bark at intruders in proximity of the home.
they do not bark, unless someone has entered the proximity of this property.
namely the gangway or gating to the property.
i know for sure i am being watched because one night a car pulls up in the driveway.
with his highbeams pointed directly into the house and makes a move on the property.
i leave the back entrance,....with the alpha matriarch bluenose brindle pittbull, chi chi.
the pittbull with fire,........
art barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
CHI-CHI : THE GUARDIAN
I take chi-chi and quietly hit the back entrance and come up the gangway in all black.
i burst through the side gste with chi chi in tow,....
vocally engaging the intruder...
i tell him he is trespassing and to leave.
he talks shyt,....i should have let chi chi go.
i do not know why i did not.
maybe it was the fear of all the backend redtape.
i should have let her go, because i could have stopped the issue right then and there.
the guy sees chi chi and high tails it out of dodge,...
i did not get the license plate as he cut his lights off and it was an old model sedan.
from that move i felt i knew he was experienced in some form of activity.
i regret not letting chi-chi go, that day.
art barr
I take chi-chi and quietly hit the back entrance and come up the gangway in all black.
i burst through the side gste with chi chi in tow,....
vocally engaging the intruder...
i tell him he is trespassing and to leave.
he talks shyt,....i should have let chi chi go.
i do not know why i did not.
maybe it was the fear of all the backend redtape.
i should have let her go, because i could have stopped the issue right then and there.
the guy sees chi chi and high tails it out of dodge,...
i did not get the license plate as he cut his lights off and it was an old model sedan.
from that move i felt i knew he was experienced in some form of activity.
i regret not letting chi-chi go, that day.
art barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
THE WEEK OF LABOR DAY
63o pm
i have the window open and was banging some music, but i heard the gangway gate swing open. i turn off my music and wait.
i hear someone acting like they are a serviceman creeping on the property.
he appears at my back window with me in it and i surprise him.
i say you are trespassing,..he says he is with the bank.
i say it is 630pm,..banks do not operate this late and the lender for this home is not a bank. you need to leave,..he says he is a locksmith and is coming in, in a threatening manner. i say, try me,....bytch!! i run to the door waiting after shutting the window in his face. i note his face and build,..some ol dame dash in shape military airforce build boxer type, maybe krav. no real training in the arts,..so i get confident about the encounter if possible.
he runs off,...i do not call the police.
THURSDAY
09-20-2o12
11am
i am awoke out of my sleep by someone on my property coming throughed't the brush, and gangway gate.
my former friend with the pittbulls no longer stays with me.
immestediately, i get on my shoes and my voodoo combat gloves, my pitchfork, and my best grassroots weapon, the end of a metal crutch. plus the end of a pair of hedge shears i hae made into a shank. i can not use a nelson, or my swords in my home cause it isn't registered and if the cops get called.
i go to jail, for gun law violation and weapons violation.
so theoretically i can not even really protect my home.
so the intruder has law on his side from a technicality.
i hear tinkering at my door and then, loud banging with hammer.
he is using a wedge kick doh, lock trick to enter and will destroy my trimmer, doorway lockin system and sanctity of my home.
i grab my pitchfork and unlatch the door and his toola and wedges fly out of his hand into my home from the force of the door. i appear in all black with my pitchfork in my left hand.
he backs away i shut the door and lock it.
he continues to try to get in.
i call the police,...
the police catch him and a detain him. then they come to my door.
i tell the cops what happened.
they say since he did not enter your home it is not home invasion.
plus there is no charges to press.
they let him go.
DAMN!!!
now, i am really fukked cause now,....
next time i have ti let this nikka break in to kill him and this is the third time him or someone has come by.
FRIDAY
o9-21-2o11
someone comes by again,...
in the dark, and i run them off with the sight of me in my mask and the pitchfork.
DAMN,..why did i not let chi-chi go when i had the chance.
i hate chicago!!
i can not even hit this dude under normal real circumstances and to hurt him.
with no redtape,..he has to forcibly enter the home.
this is bullshyt,.......
anothe day another thwarted home invasion....
art barr
63o pm
i have the window open and was banging some music, but i heard the gangway gate swing open. i turn off my music and wait.
i hear someone acting like they are a serviceman creeping on the property.
he appears at my back window with me in it and i surprise him.
i say you are trespassing,..he says he is with the bank.
i say it is 630pm,..banks do not operate this late and the lender for this home is not a bank. you need to leave,..he says he is a locksmith and is coming in, in a threatening manner. i say, try me,....bytch!! i run to the door waiting after shutting the window in his face. i note his face and build,..some ol dame dash in shape military airforce build boxer type, maybe krav. no real training in the arts,..so i get confident about the encounter if possible.
he runs off,...i do not call the police.
THURSDAY
09-20-2o12
11am
i am awoke out of my sleep by someone on my property coming throughed't the brush, and gangway gate.
my former friend with the pittbulls no longer stays with me.
immestediately, i get on my shoes and my voodoo combat gloves, my pitchfork, and my best grassroots weapon, the end of a metal crutch. plus the end of a pair of hedge shears i hae made into a shank. i can not use a nelson, or my swords in my home cause it isn't registered and if the cops get called.
i go to jail, for gun law violation and weapons violation.
so theoretically i can not even really protect my home.
so the intruder has law on his side from a technicality.
i hear tinkering at my door and then, loud banging with hammer.
he is using a wedge kick doh, lock trick to enter and will destroy my trimmer, doorway lockin system and sanctity of my home.
i grab my pitchfork and unlatch the door and his toola and wedges fly out of his hand into my home from the force of the door. i appear in all black with my pitchfork in my left hand.
he backs away i shut the door and lock it.
he continues to try to get in.
i call the police,...
the police catch him and a detain him. then they come to my door.
i tell the cops what happened.
they say since he did not enter your home it is not home invasion.
plus there is no charges to press.
they let him go.
DAMN!!!
now, i am really fukked cause now,....
next time i have ti let this nikka break in to kill him and this is the third time him or someone has come by.
FRIDAY
o9-21-2o11
someone comes by again,...
in the dark, and i run them off with the sight of me in my mask and the pitchfork.
DAMN,..why did i not let chi-chi go when i had the chance.
i hate chicago!!
i can not even hit this dude under normal real circumstances and to hurt him.
with no redtape,..he has to forcibly enter the home.
this is bullshyt,.......
anothe day another thwarted home invasion....
art barr
The God Poster
LWO representa
Breh tell me why I was on 63rd n King a few weeks back. Just got some mcdonalds. Bout to
I start driving and notice they messed my order. So I pull over to make sure I wasnt tweekin.
Tell me why some african crackhead bytch comes up to my passenger door opens it and says "sexi man let me suck that dyck"
So I just spazzed out on some bytch get the fukk away from my door shyt
.
Man I was so caught off guard I just drove home wasnt even hungry no more.
I start driving and notice they messed my order. So I pull over to make sure I wasnt tweekin.Tell me why some african crackhead bytch comes up to my passenger door opens it and says "sexi man let me suck that dyck"
So I just spazzed out on some bytch get the fukk away from my door shyt
.Man I was so caught off guard I just drove home wasnt even hungry no more.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Breh tell me why I was on 63rd n King a few weeks back. Just got some mcdonalds. Bout to
Tell me why some african crackhead bytch comes up to my passenger door opens it and says "sexi man let me suck that dyck"
So I just spazzed out on some bytch get the fukk away from my door shyt
Man I was so caught off guard I just drove home wasnt even hungry no more.
she probably would have set you up, at the motel.
if you was silly enough to go.
just the audacity of her opening your door, was some bullshyt to begin with.
shyt cray around, here.....breh-breh!!
art barr
god shamgod
Veteran
This art barr kid needs to condense them posts.What da fukk wrong wit you nikka.I gotta scroll like a mutha fukka
BlvdBrawler
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Thinking of buying an investment property in Chicago. Thoughts?
CashmereThoughts
Veteran
Breh tell me why I was on 63rd n King a few weeks back. Just got some mcdonalds. Bout to
Tell me why some african crackhead bytch comes up to my passenger door opens it and says "sexi man let me suck that dyck"
So I just spazzed out on some bytch get the fukk away from my door shyt
Man I was so caught off guard I just drove home wasnt even hungry no more.
but what did that mouf do?
the next guy
Superstar
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
if it was posted by art barr
i am glad too.
as i have done more shyt in your city than you lil nikka.
ol got tabled, and your feelings still hurt bytch nikka...
art barr
got out of class early today, went downtown to do a lil shopping...ran into an old friend treated me to some Weber grill
half slab of ribs, garlic mashed potatos, grilled corn on a cob and some pretzel rolls with cheddar butter(not pictured)
Have anyone ever been to Blackie's on canal? Ive been wanting to try that place for years...
Blackies have great burgers
Whenever I see a art bar post I
and then wonder why homie don't write books because his stories are 