Konnan
Undisputed Jack in the Box Parking Lot Champion
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nikkas really in here hating on Chuck McGill da gawd? I thought the coli was full of 90's hip hop fans? I figured dudes would be down with team Chuck the second he broke out the shiny suit. Real nikkas don't fukk with electromagnetism, brehs
Y'all know my stanning track record, I always roll with the winners
Y'all could roll with Saul if you want but dude did nothing but catch Ls for two episodes. Your boy's outchea working at a Cinnabon making munchkins. That's not what they mean when they say get that dough, my dude. Dude's getting straight shook cause a customer noticed his old bust down outside the store. Dude goes home and watches game tape of his glory days like Al Bundy, ol "I got four Not Guilties in one day" in the face nikka
Your boy Saul's outchea tryna stunt on nikkas while pushing a 98 Suzuki Esteem same color popular hot dog condiment with the sauerkraut guts. How'd that shyt even pass inspection?
Your just gonna let your brother throw your phone in the bushes like that? That shyt didn't have gorilla glass, you never got a case for it, and you declined the optional insurance. Dude doesn't have the bread for a new phone and his upgrade ain't for another year
How you gonna let random lawyers run you for your Fritos, brehs? shyt was $1.75, dude could've bought his own. I get your negotiating from a position of weakness but you could've let the nikka have a bag of Sun Chips or something, not the Fritos
I've seen my dude Mike let cats with no stickers out of that lot plenty of times yet he always gives Saul that Gandalf treatment, straight disrespect
The nikka can't even get a refreshing glass of cucumber water without getting sonned by a Korean manicurist. Saul's outchea drinking struggle beverages like Mollywatr
He was supposed to get a corner office with a view in that salon but Soo Yung got it instead
He should've taken up dude from Hamlin Hamlin McGill on that offer of the six danishes, god knows he ain't eating right. The restaurant he was at with that big titty chick apparently had unlimited breadsticks, he shoulda grabbed a doggy bag. They're not cheddar biscuits, but it's better than nothing
I don't know why he wouldn't take up this Nacho dude's offer. If anything it might open a lane to Tuco which means free cooking lessons. Tuco's chef curry with the pot. Had his abuelita set up nicely feasting on quesadillas, sipping on Patron Silver and watching her novellas. She hates Pablo cause he's always cheating on Maria, but Maria always takes him back
Salsa stains really are a bytch to get out of carpet, doe. That's why Tuco usually makes guacamole. nikkas don't have club soda on deck all the time like that
@hexagram23 You better talk to your boy Judge Irving R. Nance. He needs to run a tighter courtroom. Don't think I didn't peep that one dude drawing a picture of Khal Drogo on a unicorn. #targset doesn't stand for such blatant disrespect, my dude
If Saul was such a good lawyer, how come he didn't get those three creepy nikkas off the hook? October 13, 2001 was a Saturday(yes, I checked
). Y'all nikkas really tryna tell me you never met up with your boys, broke into the morgue and performed illegal acts of necrophilia out of boredom on a Saturday?
That should've been a slap on the wrist. I thought your boy Saul was a stickler for justice? If he's tryna be a J. Cole level lawyer that gets paid what Cochran got paid to free OJ, he should've been able to get those dumbass twins out of there with their limbs in tact. Those nikkas were once in a lifetime skateboard talents, brehs. I'm talking X-Games gold medal status. They'll never kick flip again
