Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Ronnie Lott]

finally gave Clips/Lux a 2nd viewing...

Clips actually tried lol, that 3rd round while damaging as fukk Clips made it 10x worse by not keeping his composure. He should've just did what DNA does and just sit there listening while thinking of rebuttals.

"LUX,YOUR FATHER WAS A SNITCH TOO"

 

[ReasonableMatic]

finally gave Clips/Lux a 2nd viewing...

Clips actually tried lol, that 3rd round while damaging as fukk Clips made it 10x worse by not keeping his composure. He should've just did what DNA does and just sit there listening while thinking of rebuttals.

See, the problem is he fukks up y’all mind
Yo, on some G shyt, I’ve never been a bytch nikka
All my raps, I’ma get through
Y’all want to call my pops a rat? Your pops is a snitch,TOO! - Clips
that right there was an Automatic L for Clips, no debating

And that's not even taking into account that Lux had FACTS all throughout the battle

The whole town know, even if the crowd don’t
That nikka P Nut told on Alpo
But look how it come around though
It’s no wonder why in your raps
You’re always mentioning the trap
‘Cause your mother was into the corner chasing cheese
And ended up with some RATS
That’s a Snapple top fact
"The nerve of a nikka,
get a bunch of lies from nikkas tryna make it work
I got 16 racks,
and I’ll give you half of that if you can provide me with paperwork"
THAT'S what you said, right?
I figured that was a ploy to find out where the paperwork is
Which would’ve been smart, ‘cause you know
You don’t want that to maybe resurface
What happens when rehearsing being dangerous
Ain’t working could lead to hearsing?
See, what happens when nikkas rapping
get caught FAKING in their verses?
They say you was NERVOUS
I heard when they contacted you, to pay it
He was playing like he ain’t had a paper to purchase
So let me find out, my nikka,
you ain’t had a paper to purchase?
Don’t mind that, what happened?
It either IS or it AIN'T that, nikka, say that
So you don’t mind that I brought the homie Faybach?
I figured you could come and give him his EIGHT stacks in person, nikka
*PULLS OUT PAPERWORK*
Don’t act like you ain’t got the money neither, nikka
I know what we made off our purses - Lux
Goodlord that nikka Lux was digging in that nikka SOUL brehs

And for those that don't know who Faybach is.
That's the son of the nikka that Clips' pops snitched on
He also had a disstrack goin at Clips

 

[Momentum]

See, the problem is he fukks up y’all mind
Yo, on some G shyt, I’ve never been a bytch nikka
All my raps, I’ma get through
Y’all want to call my pops a rat? Your pops is a snitch,TOO! - Clips
that right there was an Automatic L for Clips, no debating

And that's not even taking into account that Lux had FACTS all throughout the battle

The whole town know, even if the crowd don’t
That nikka P Nut told on Alpo
But look how it come around though
It’s no wonder why in your raps
You’re always mentioning the trap
‘Cause your mother was into the corner chasing cheese
And ended up with some RATS
That’s a Snapple top fact
"The nerve of a nikka,
get a bunch of lies from nikkas tryna make it work
I got 16 racks,
and I’ll give you half of that if you can provide me with paperwork"
THAT'S what you said, right?
I figured that was a ploy to find out where the paperwork is
Which would’ve been smart, ‘cause you know
You don’t want that to maybe resurface
What happens when rehearsing being dangerous
Ain’t working could lead to hearsing?
See, what happens when nikkas rapping
get caught FAKING in their verses?
They say you was NERVOUS
I heard when they contacted you, to pay it
He was playing like he ain’t had a paper to purchase
So let me find out, my nikka,
you ain’t had a paper to purchase?
Don’t mind that, what happened?
It either IS or it AIN'T that, nikka, say that
So you don’t mind that I brought the homie Faybach?
I figured you could come and give him his EIGHT stacks in person, nikka
*PULLS OUT PAPERWORK*
Don’t act like you ain’t got the money neither, nikka
I know what we made off our purses - Lux
Goodlord that nikka Lux was digging in that nikka SOUL brehs

And for those that don't know who Faybach is.
That's the son of the nikka that Clips' pops snitched on
He also had a disstrack goin at Clips

This might be the worst bag on the URL channel. It's even more damning because it's all facts. You can't even argue that Clips didn't die.

 

[Momentum]

mistah fab should book it, no league should put themselves at risk.

battle should take place outside though, keeps venues from being closed down in case something does happen

So Cal and Diz can rap a combined 4 minutes and then go blow Fab's money on cheap weed and strippers?

 

[Phillyrider807]

best three smack battles of all time brehs?

the only three i can think of

chilla jc
ave nitty
surf t

There needs to be a rule that whenever someone says "Best Smack/Url" battles and they don't list Hitman/Verb they need to be banned from TBZ



At least a 7 day ban

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

So Cal and Diz can rap a combined 4 minutes and then go blow Fab's money on cheap weed and strippers?

KOTD ain't gonna book it, they can't afford Cal with the amount of battles they try to put on one card. ONLY card i can see that they can afford him on is blackout

 

[Momentum]

KOTD ain't gonna book it, they can't afford Cal with the amount of battles they try to put on one card. ONLY card i can see that they can afford him on is blackout

I'm just saying. I don't buy the animosity. We know who Diz' homeboys are. Some of them are guaranteed to fukk with Cal and his connections. I think it's a money grab.

 

[Momentum]

Randomly found this battle. Cortez left earth in this

 

[T-K-G]

"You got kilt by da twerk you dougie now "


damn that landed so hard in the room



Edit: tensions high im unda ya skin da moisture risin @Spud34 lets speak on ya choice ah guidance

 

[raw613]

See, the problem is he fukks up y’all mind
Yo, on some G shyt, I’ve never been a bytch nikka
All my raps, I’ma get through
Y’all want to call my pops a rat? Your pops is a snitch,TOO! - Clips
that right there was an Automatic L for Clips, no debating

And that's not even taking into account that Lux had FACTS all throughout the battle

The whole town know, even if the crowd don’t
That nikka P Nut told on Alpo
But look how it come around though
It’s no wonder why in your raps
You’re always mentioning the trap
‘Cause your mother was into the corner chasing cheese
And ended up with some RATS
That’s a Snapple top fact
"The nerve of a nikka,
get a bunch of lies from nikkas tryna make it work
I got 16 racks,
and I’ll give you half of that if you can provide me with paperwork"
THAT'S what you said, right?
I figured that was a ploy to find out where the paperwork is
Which would’ve been smart, ‘cause you know
You don’t want that to maybe resurface
What happens when rehearsing being dangerous
Ain’t working could lead to hearsing?
See, what happens when nikkas rapping
get caught FAKING in their verses?
They say you was NERVOUS
I heard when they contacted you, to pay it
He was playing like he ain’t had a paper to purchase
So let me find out, my nikka,
you ain’t had a paper to purchase?
Don’t mind that, what happened?
It either IS or it AIN'T that, nikka, say that
So you don’t mind that I brought the homie Faybach?
I figured you could come and give him his EIGHT stacks in person, nikka
*PULLS OUT PAPERWORK*
Don’t act like you ain’t got the money neither, nikka
I know what we made off our purses - Lux
Goodlord that nikka Lux was digging in that nikka SOUL brehs

And for those that don't know who Faybach is.
That's the son of the nikka that Clips' pops snitched on
He also had a disstrack goin at Clips

The length of battles that night and coin toss fukkery in the beginning took some of the aura away on the first view, but it was an underrated Lux performance the more I watched it and broke his shyt down

 

[Mook]

It looks like uno lavoz is deep in the stand up game. I can't believe he got passed at Gotham

Gotham Comedy Club: Uno Lavoz - YouTube

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i also noticed clips kept stalling hoping Lux would choke at least thats how i saw it.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Shy Dolarz really tryna hop back in the ring, it's OVER bruh
All that's left for you is bein the gatekeeper in heaven with that STANKY Yankee like

 

[Momentum]

i also noticed clips kept stalling hoping Lux would choke at least thats how i saw it.

Breh, Lux's sister G checked Clips and Smack

"GET BEASLEY!"

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

all Rich gotta do is accept to battle Prep for free then u gon hear SMIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDACK