Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Kidd Dibiase]

same shyt i said about chess years ago still applies now....basura

 

[Theo Penn]

same shyt i said about chess years ago still applies now....basura

Most overrated battle rapper in history.

I’ve seen niccas in here over the years try to give this man battles he clearly lost just because he said a few hot bars in one of the rounds. Goalposts have never been moved further for a battler.

 

[Phillyrider807]

Back to back chokes is crazy smh. Sit Chess down for all of 2024.

 

[Theo Penn]

 

[Reptile]

same shyt i said about chess years ago still applies now....basura

This is corny why they aint booing that nikka? shyt pisses me off. That dikk SUCKAGE % gotta come down.

 

[Reptile]

Back to back chokes is crazy smh. Sit Chess down for all of eternity.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

You gotta get ya meat riding down

 

[Big Jo]

same shyt i said about chess years ago still applies now....basura

Are these dudes just smoking too much & getting too high at events?

I get it’s probably challenging to memorize everything but part of me thinks the repeat offenders are just hittin too many blunts prior to battling haha.

 

[Reptile]

Are these dudes just smoking too much & getting too high at events?

I get it’s probably challenging to memorize everything but part of me thinks the repeat offenders are just hittin too many blunts prior to battling haha.

You GOTTA get ya meat riding down. Its only Q1 so its not too much pressure right now but it HAS to stop before it get outta control. Stop the meat rides.

 

[wizworld]

There's something about Gauge that I find extremely corny which is probably why he's never been on the URL.

He got the mannerisms of a stand up comedian. Like, Last Comic Standing comedian.

@Reptile nailed it. I can picture him pacing the stage with a silk shirt & goofy hat. He could be a character on "Martin".

 

[JuvenileHell]

**Calico voice** y'all thought that Chess was gonna be dope nikka? SIKE! he CHOKED nikka!

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Edit: Chris played a lowlights on Chess throwing up. nikka had like 10 clips on that
Chris also said ppl dont realize the shyt URL does to protect chess. He gave an example later of the Chess vs Chilla battle. He said watching the battle on the app, you would think Chess won, but in reality they had to do like 3-4 takes just to get thru his rounds. Said URL also edited all the choking out. He said they did the same thing for B Magic vs Chess, he choked in there as well.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Damn his choke per battle rate just went up like 5-10% along with his back to back choke battle rate

Froze's Analytical department has updated Chess' numbers for his most recent chokeformance against Bill. 3LM got so mad Verb was continuing to go in on Chess that he left the chat w/o saying anything

 

[Phillyrider807]

Ness bodied this!

 

[JuvenileHell]

Someone called Chess the Duke of Earl