Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[King Harlem]

They knew that shyt was gonna be possibly the worst main event of all time, like waaaaay past Iron vs Mook lol

One of the worst battles of all-time, but go back and watch it. You might be surprised who you have winning.

 

[mvp_status]

One of the worst battles of all-time, but go back and watch it.

reported

 

[Reptile]

reported

Reported

 

[Reptile]

Which one of yall said this?

 

[ReasonableMatic]

“If Chess don’t choke ”

Y’all do this EVERY BATTLE with that nikka and he STAY choking and throwing up 9 outta 10 battles
Chess is ASS and when he not, it’s an exception

Rex >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chess stay choking as usual

It’s been YEARS and nikkas stay making excuses for this nikka talkin bout:
“b-bu-but what if he doesn’t choke ”
Like it damn near isn’t guaranteed

Chess choked every round vs Bill Collector, fukkin BUM

Next Chess matchup, nikkas gon’ be right back in here talkin bout:
“what if Chess don’t choke ”

Incoming PSA Reloaded blog with 3letterman talkin bout:
“Chess my young boy ”

Goofy as hell

 

[Reptile]

Chess + Choke = Checks (Checkers) = Chex

Damn JC did the math a long time ago

This Chess kid, Chex mix his best shyt? Not even a Netflix special

I blast whenever, nikkas think the drum looping shyt last forever
and both of they stocks gone drop fast as shyt cuz after this Chess wont be worth a bag of Checkers

 

[Reptile]

dikk eatery.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Chess choked every round vs Bill Collector, fukkin BUM

Next Chess matchup, nikkas gon’ be right back in here bout:
“what if Chess don’t choke ”

Incoming PSA Reloaded blog with 3letterman talkin bout:
“Chess my young boy ”

Goofy as hell

Verb annoying as hell, but 3letterman needs this harassment

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

"Your plug, at best, gon prolly pull up in a Porsche
You ain't met the plug till you hit the range and he rides up on a horse"

I fukk with Gauge

Gauge was amazing in that battle

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Chess choked every round vs Bill Collector, fukkin BUM

Damn his choke per battle rate just went up like 5-10% along with his back to back choke battle rate

 

[TrifeGod]

It's over.

I'm mad I called that dude a prodigy

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Battlerap altering the mainstream Hiphop timeline

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

Ya might call me a sellout. But I would love for big k to wash twork_____

 

[theflyest]

Gauge was fire in the KOTD tournament too.

There's something about Gauge that I find extremely corny which is probably why he's never been on the URL.

 

[Reptile]

There's something about Gauge that I find extremely corny which is probably why he's never been on the URL.

He got the mannerisms of a stand up comedian. Like, Last Comic Standing comedian.