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The Official "Avengers: Infinity War" Thread (SPOILERS)
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''Plot''
Story opens up with Thanos & Black Order wrecking the Asguardian ship, everyone is dead except for Loki, Thor, Heimdell & Hulk. Thanos beats the shyt outta Thor until Loki gives up the stone, he tries to flake and lets Hulk lose, Hulk ''seems'' to be doing damage until the Titan powers up and beats the shyt outta him to a bloody pulp, does the ''Killmonger'' throw thing to Hulk. before Proxima can kill Hulk, Heimdell beams him away with his last strength away to the Sanctum and proxima kills him. Thanos takes the tessaract and kills Loki then burns the whole ship.
Banner lands in the sanctum SHOOK AF !!! and tell Strange & Wong about Thanos coming. Strange portals to Tony to let him know whats going on.. this is where i got annoyed. Tony & Stranges entire exchange was nothing but dumb quips
as they're talking , Tony makes a hair joke cause the donut ship lands on earth, they go out to fight Cull & Maw. Spidey senses it and flies off the buss to save Tony in time from Cull. MAW is a BEAST !! not physically imposing but his telepath powers are liiiiiit. he wrecks strange and captures him. Spidey follows until he runs out of air and Tony sends the Iron Spider Suit to save him, tries to send him home but Peter climbs on. Spidey save Strange as Tony blows a hole through the ship and the spider legs come out (fuccin dope)
Maw dies.. smh
Now the Guardians save Thor wake him up and , more stupid jokes ensue.. blah blah... they decide to split into 2 groups, one to forge Storm Breaker & the other to go to Nowhere. Dinklage is the dwarf giant who helps forge Storm Breaker, that whole scene is fuccin dope. SON OF ODIN MVP
Thor has to restart the heart of the dying star and he goes inside while he's almost burned up, he falls and as he's dying Groot saves him by forging the Axe with his wood and SON OF ODIN powers up
On Nowhere Drax & Gamora try to attack THANOS, we see the reality stone in action, turns Drax to diced cubes and Mantis to paper stringy thing. Gamora thinks she kills Thanos but he was using the reality stone and everything was an illusion to capture her.
He takes her away and the goup go to Titan as well as team Stark who crash land the donut thing in Titan also. both groups meet in confusion and fight briefly until Thanos is mentioned and they clear up
while more jokes and quips ensue, Strange is flicking through 14 million realities. he tells them, they win ONLY 1
Scotland, most pointless arc in this shyt.. more love bullshyt with wanda and Virgin, i mean Vision. they get attacked by Proxima & Glaive (Glaive looks menacing as HELL
) fuccin jobber tho. After manhandling Vision, Bearded-Cap and bytch ass Nat come and save them. bytch ass Nat whoops Glaive's ass 
They escape and the team go to Avengers land to get Rhodey, basically Cap gives a kiss my ass to Gen. Ross and the team go to Wakanda to try and remove the stone.
Thanos takes Gamora to the planet where the Soul stone is.. the Gate keeper is.... WOW... WOW... RED SKULL !!!!
his punishment for the manhandling of the time stone was to sit there and welcome anyone who wants the stone and tell them of the price, i think he's the MCU version of ''death'' cause before his reveal he was a ghastly creature draped in black like a Death Eater (HP reference)
In order to obtain the Soul stone you must sacrifice a soul of one you truly love, Gamora starts shading Thanos as he sheds tears thinking he's crying cause he lost. in reality he sheds tears cause he loved her dearly (scene fell flat to me, that shyt didn't land at all
) he tosses her over a cliff and she dies, he obtains the stone.
He teleports to Planet Titan where a beautiful ass battle takes place, Strange meets him solo while the others lay in ambush, as they talk, Tony falls out of the sky with a spaceship and tosses it on Thanos, he activates the power stone and a pifffffff battle ensues Strange/Spidey/ Quill portal combo was amazing to watch. Honeslty Iron Spider owned this battle, he was so fluid and it was beautiful to watch. they finally overpower him, Mantis falls on his head and keeps him in a trance as tony and parker try to take the glove off, they almost win until Quill goads Thanos and its realised Gamora is dead, fuccin cac ruins the plan and snaps Thanos out of the trance and he priceeds to beat the shyt outta all of them.
Thanos DOESN'T throw a moon, he breaks it into fragments and hurls the pieces at Tony, while Parker in beautiful fluidity saves everyone who'd been knocked out by the power stone. Strange is OGGGG POWERFUL in this film, his use of spells and mystic arts is amaaaziiing. Tony get his shyt rocked in and thanos beats the particles outta his armour until its just his arm armour left, Thanos breaks one metal arm and stabs Tony with it, before he kills Tony, Strange trades the stone for Tonys life. Thanos takes it and powers up then goes to Wakanda.
In WAKANDA, the grand battle takes place, its a glorious battle of numbers... YIBAMBE !!!! YIBAMBE !!!! WAKANDA FUHH EVAA ... Rhodey and Falcon are jobbers lol. foh
Proxima is about to nerf Wanda until bytch ass Nat comes in again with Okoye and they win...
tossed her ass into the blender 
One arm Hulkbuster tosses Cull into the Wakanda defence force field thing and he ... dies
Thanos touches down, the holding glove scene is real, Cap tries to hold him off as Wanda destorys the stone from Virgins head.. Thanos knocks Cap the fucc out
Wanda destroys the stone but Thanos says ''time is all we have'' and time fuccerys Vision back and plucks the stone from his head and tosses his dead body away like a rag doll
MVP SON OF ODIN flies in and throws Storm breaker into Thanos heart... Thanos says ''you should've aimed for my head'' and then
Half of the universe dies..everyone fades away except for the OG Avengers and Rocket
Parker pleading and bawling his eyes out to tony that he doesn't want to die as he vanishes away touched me
Thanos wakes up in a beautiful exotic gardne lush planet and sits overlooking the world with a smile on his face and the screen fades away... END
Pros:
*Thanos WAS a threat, you could feel it
*visually enticing
*Bearded Cap was a BEAST
*Most characters power set was good to see
*The fight scenes were NOT disappointing at all, like wow
Cons:
*We don't see the assault on Xander smh
*fuccin jokes and quips
*bytch ass nat surviving the Black Order TWICE and winning BOTH times.. foh
*Hulk being a p*ssy.. nikka got his ass beat and refused to come back out.
*Hulkbuster Hulk from the trailer was a fuccin lie, bytch ass hid inside banner and refused to come out
''MVP Characters''
1. THOR - SON OF FUCCIN ODIN redeemed those 3 trash films. Nah when son touched down in Wakanda the ''EPIC'' levels went up, I could deal with his dumb jokes, the god of Thunder was on a hunnid !!!!
2. Iron Spider - When he put on the IS outfit, the nikka was a whole nother beast, i loved the way the Spider Legs moved and worked
3. Dr. Strange - Son is more powerful in this film than in his debut film. clone illusion, reality illusion, binding mystics, globe shield for multiple people, mass teleporting son was on a new wave.. Supreme One
4. Stark - Tony did his thing as usual, Bleeding Edge armour is amazing, and it can take a lot of damage, maaaan son was getting wrecked since the start of the film
''THANOS''
I saw ZERO flaws with Son, only thing I'll say is, for anyone who slandered Steppenwolf and Praises Thanos eat a dikk. cause Thanos motivation was the same. bringing balance by any means only difference is that IW took the time to expound on his journey and reasonings, so i guess that makes a difference.
There was no quips, just straight gully from start till end. smirking in nikkas face, beating the shyt outta everyone. Power scale wise, he wasn't TITAN -esque in the sense that Cap gave him a couple of hits, Quill got some hits, Tony took a lot of hit with half of his suit, so without the Gauntlet, I'll say strength wise he's a level or 2 above hulk, it didn't seem like a vast gap in power. the man was just a hulking mass of muscles so thats the difference.
''Black Order''
Ebony Man: fuccin jobber, but the only one to actually feel like a threat, son put Strange in a chokehold and almost won
Cull: fuccin jobber
Proxima: fuccin jobber
Glaive: fuccin jobber
OVERALL:
7.5/10
but because of those annoying ass Black widow & Black Order Scenes - 6.5/10
shyt pissed me off..
End credits was
, fucc cap marvel.. fucc that bytch
.. I'm gonna watch again on Saturday
MY REVIEW:
''Plot''
Story opens up with Thanos & Black Order wrecking the Asguardian ship, everyone is dead except for Loki, Thor, Heimdell & Hulk. Thanos beats the shyt outta Thor until Loki gives up the stone, he tries to flake and lets Hulk lose, Hulk ''seems'' to be doing damage until the Titan powers up and beats the shyt outta him to a bloody pulp, does the ''Killmonger'' throw thing to Hulk. before Proxima can kill Hulk, Heimdell beams him away with his last strength away to the Sanctum and proxima kills him. Thanos takes the tessaract and kills Loki then burns the whole ship.
Banner lands in the sanctum SHOOK AF !!! and tell Strange & Wong about Thanos coming. Strange portals to Tony to let him know whats going on.. this is where i got annoyed. Tony & Stranges entire exchange was nothing but dumb quips
as they're talking , Tony makes a hair joke cause the donut ship lands on earth, they go out to fight Cull & Maw. Spidey senses it and flies off the buss to save Tony in time from Cull. MAW is a BEAST !! not physically imposing but his telepath powers are liiiiiit. he wrecks strange and captures him. Spidey follows until he runs out of air and Tony sends the Iron Spider Suit to save him, tries to send him home but Peter climbs on. Spidey save Strange as Tony blows a hole through the ship and the spider legs come out (fuccin dope)
Maw dies.. smh
Now the Guardians save Thor wake him up and , more stupid jokes ensue.. blah blah... they decide to split into 2 groups, one to forge Storm Breaker & the other to go to Nowhere. Dinklage is the dwarf giant who helps forge Storm Breaker, that whole scene is fuccin dope. SON OF ODIN MVP
Thor has to restart the heart of the dying star and he goes inside while he's almost burned up, he falls and as he's dying Groot saves him by forging the Axe with his wood and SON OF ODIN powers up
On Nowhere Drax & Gamora try to attack THANOS, we see the reality stone in action, turns Drax to diced cubes and Mantis to paper stringy thing. Gamora thinks she kills Thanos but he was using the reality stone and everything was an illusion to capture her.
He takes her away and the goup go to Titan as well as team Stark who crash land the donut thing in Titan also. both groups meet in confusion and fight briefly until Thanos is mentioned and they clear up
while more jokes and quips ensue, Strange is flicking through 14 million realities. he tells them, they win ONLY 1
Scotland, most pointless arc in this shyt.. more love bullshyt with wanda and Virgin, i mean Vision. they get attacked by Proxima & Glaive (Glaive looks menacing as HELL
) fuccin jobber tho. After manhandling Vision, Bearded-Cap and bytch ass Nat come and save them. bytch ass Nat whoops Glaive's ass They escape and the team go to Avengers land to get Rhodey, basically Cap gives a kiss my ass to Gen. Ross and the team go to Wakanda to try and remove the stone.
Thanos takes Gamora to the planet where the Soul stone is.. the Gate keeper is.... WOW... WOW... RED SKULL !!!!
his punishment for the manhandling of the time stone was to sit there and welcome anyone who wants the stone and tell them of the price, i think he's the MCU version of ''death'' cause before his reveal he was a ghastly creature draped in black like a Death Eater (HP reference)In order to obtain the Soul stone you must sacrifice a soul of one you truly love, Gamora starts shading Thanos as he sheds tears thinking he's crying cause he lost. in reality he sheds tears cause he loved her dearly (scene fell flat to me, that shyt didn't land at all
) he tosses her over a cliff and she dies, he obtains the stone.He teleports to Planet Titan where a beautiful ass battle takes place, Strange meets him solo while the others lay in ambush, as they talk, Tony falls out of the sky with a spaceship and tosses it on Thanos, he activates the power stone and a pifffffff battle ensues Strange/Spidey/ Quill portal combo was amazing to watch. Honeslty Iron Spider owned this battle, he was so fluid and it was beautiful to watch. they finally overpower him, Mantis falls on his head and keeps him in a trance as tony and parker try to take the glove off, they almost win until Quill goads Thanos and its realised Gamora is dead, fuccin cac ruins the plan and snaps Thanos out of the trance and he priceeds to beat the shyt outta all of them.
Thanos DOESN'T throw a moon, he breaks it into fragments and hurls the pieces at Tony, while Parker in beautiful fluidity saves everyone who'd been knocked out by the power stone. Strange is OGGGG POWERFUL in this film, his use of spells and mystic arts is amaaaziiing. Tony get his shyt rocked in and thanos beats the particles outta his armour until its just his arm armour left, Thanos breaks one metal arm and stabs Tony with it, before he kills Tony, Strange trades the stone for Tonys life. Thanos takes it and powers up then goes to Wakanda.
In WAKANDA, the grand battle takes place, its a glorious battle of numbers... YIBAMBE !!!! YIBAMBE !!!!
WAKANDA FUHH EVAA ... Rhodey and Falcon are jobbers lol. fohProxima is about to nerf Wanda until bytch ass Nat comes in again with Okoye and they win...
tossed her ass into the blender One arm Hulkbuster tosses Cull into the Wakanda defence force field thing and he ... dies
Thanos touches down, the holding glove scene is real, Cap tries to hold him off as Wanda destorys the stone from Virgins head.. Thanos knocks Cap the fucc out
Wanda destroys the stone but Thanos says ''time is all we have'' and time fuccerys Vision back and plucks the stone from his head and tosses his dead body away like a rag doll
MVP SON OF ODIN flies in and throws Storm breaker into Thanos heart... Thanos says ''you should've aimed for my head'' and then
Half of the universe dies..everyone fades away except for the OG Avengers and Rocket
Parker pleading and bawling his eyes out to tony that he doesn't want to die as he vanishes away touched me
Thanos wakes up in a beautiful exotic gardne lush planet and sits overlooking the world with a smile on his face and the screen fades away... END
Pros:
*Thanos WAS a threat, you could feel it
*visually enticing
*Bearded Cap was a BEAST
*Most characters power set was good to see
*The fight scenes were NOT disappointing at all, like wow
Cons:
*We don't see the assault on Xander smh
*fuccin jokes and quips
*bytch ass nat surviving the Black Order TWICE and winning BOTH times.. foh
*Hulk being a p*ssy.. nikka got his ass beat and refused to come back out.
*Hulkbuster Hulk from the trailer was a fuccin lie, bytch ass hid inside banner and refused to come out
''MVP Characters''
1. THOR - SON OF FUCCIN ODIN redeemed those 3 trash films. Nah when son touched down in Wakanda the ''EPIC'' levels went up, I could deal with his dumb jokes, the god of Thunder was on a hunnid !!!!
2. Iron Spider - When he put on the IS outfit, the nikka was a whole nother beast, i loved the way the Spider Legs moved and worked
3. Dr. Strange - Son is more powerful in this film than in his debut film. clone illusion, reality illusion, binding mystics, globe shield for multiple people, mass teleporting
son was on a new wave.. Supreme One 4. Stark - Tony did his thing as usual, Bleeding Edge armour is amazing, and it can take a lot of damage, maaaan son was getting wrecked since the start of the film
''THANOS''
I saw ZERO flaws with Son, only thing I'll say is, for anyone who slandered Steppenwolf and Praises Thanos eat a dikk. cause Thanos motivation was the same. bringing balance by any means
only difference is that IW took the time to expound on his journey and reasonings, so i guess that makes a difference.There was no quips, just straight gully from start till end. smirking in nikkas face, beating the shyt outta everyone. Power scale wise, he wasn't TITAN -esque in the sense that Cap gave him a couple of hits, Quill got some hits, Tony took a lot of hit with half of his suit, so without the Gauntlet, I'll say strength wise he's a level or 2 above hulk, it didn't seem like a vast gap in power. the man was just a hulking mass of muscles so thats the difference.
''Black Order''
Ebony Man: fuccin jobber, but the only one to actually feel like a threat, son put Strange in a chokehold and almost won
Cull: fuccin jobber
Proxima: fuccin jobber
Glaive: fuccin jobber
OVERALL:
7.5/10
but because of those annoying ass Black widow & Black Order Scenes - 6.5/10
shyt pissed me off..
End credits was
, fucc cap marvel.. fucc that bytch.. I'm gonna watch again on Saturday
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thats basically it, I told nikkaz that shyt, once the cac director got their hands back on the character they were going to make him a jobber lmao
the biggest movie in the entire universes main character is canon fodder, this will kill the marvel franchise from here on out mark my word, all because cacs were jealous of the success of the movie. Killing spider-man and stuff like that is stupid too because he just had been introduced
this movie will get reviews in the 70s when its all said and done and mark the decline of the comic genre finally both in acclaim and sales
be back after i see the movie
Yo you use to post on Niketalk bro?
Y’all know they are coming back right? Lol
Damn that spoliers really was true.
Lmfaoo they made the black order look weak as fukk. Everyone was hyping these filler characters
Lmfaoo they made the black order look weak as fukk. Everyone was hyping these filler characters
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
Whoever said this movie wasnt a part 1 of 2 fuccin lied. LMAOOOO def a 2 parter
Oh.. and Dinklage said this ''weapon of a King'' can summon the Bifrost.. so Thor can travel anywhere within midgaurd by himself now that Heimdell is dead.
with T'challa gone, M'Baku is king now right
Oh.. and Dinklage said this ''weapon of a King'' can summon the Bifrost.. so Thor can travel anywhere within midgaurd by himself now that Heimdell is dead.
with T'challa gone, M'Baku is king now right
thats not the point, you got whole sequel coming without the most interesting characters
its going to hurt the franchise
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
my thoughts exactly. that one reality where they won must involve Tony
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
Any theories where CPT Marvel been this whole time?
somewhere in space.. the beacon Fury used to send that message was some weird looking device, so she's gotta be in space somewhere
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
I saw the movie again today and it's definitely about Tony the way Strange talks about his decision.
Oh, and I fully agree that Thor was the MVP of the movie. They really embraced all of his power in this movie like never before, although it was a bit convenient that he didn't engage Thanos until he had acquired the last stone.