The Official 2025 MLB Season Thread

[VegetasHairline]

@BucciMane

 

[BucciMane]

@BucciMane

AL East Champions coming up..

 

[god shamgod]

betts went to the white house and shook trumps hand after not going in 2018

Talking bout “I’m not tryin to make it political”


No dignity whatsoever

 

[wire28]

Shoei grinning cause he know he got a pardon in his back pocket and he can get back it draft kings now

 

[VegetasHairline]

@2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

@2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat

Say breh
let the mane gamble in peace
as long as goatani aint on no weirdo shyt he good in my book

I'm tired of motherfukkers on coli tellin' me, always in the coliseum
"Shohei Ohtani bet this Shohei Ohtani bet that"
My boy a GOAT on fukkin FERNANDO and them
He he they say that GOAT don't be puttin' in no work
Shut the fukk up, y'all don’t know shyt
All y'all motherfukkers talkin' about
"Shohei Ohtani ain’t no hitter, Shohei Ohtani ain't this, Shohei Ohtani a gambler"
Shut the fukk up, y'all don't live with Shohei
Y'all know that Shohei started the 50/50 club against the marlins and shyt
Shohei been on HOF watch since, fukkin', I don't know when
Motherfukker stop fukkin playin him like that
That man a savage out there
If I catch another motherfukker talkin' sweet about Shohei
I'm fukkin neggin they ass
I'm not fukkin playin' no more
Know Shohei be with Mookie & Freeman

 

[VegetasHairline]

Say breh
let the mane gamble in peace
as long as goatani aint on no weirdo shyt he good in my book

I'm tired of motherfukkers on coli tellin' me, always in the coliseum
"Shohei Ohtani bet this Shohei Ohtani bet that"
My boy a GOAT on fukkin FERNANDO and them
He he they say that GOAT don't be puttin' in no work
Shut the fukk up, y'all don’t know shyt
All y'all motherfukkers talkin' about
"Shohei Ohtani ain’t no hitter, Shohei Ohtani ain't this, Shohei Ohtani a gambler"
Shut the fukk up, y'all don't live with Shohei
Y'all know that Shohei started the 50/50 club against the marlins and shyt
Shohei been on HOF watch since, fukkin', I don't know when
Motherfukker stop fukkin playin him like that
That man a savage out there
If I catch another motherfukker talkin' sweet about Shohei
I'm fukkin neggin they ass
I'm not fukkin playin' no more
Know Shohei be with Mookie & Freeman

I ain't reading all that breh!

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

fukk it

i’m calling a leadoff bomb by shohei rn against the nationals.

and if it aint a leadoff bomb. he going yard at least 1x today

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

I ain't reading all that breh!

thought you was the bro

 

[VegetasHairline]

fukk it

i’m calling a leadoff bomb by shohei rn against the cubs.

and if it aint a leadoff bomb. he going yard at least 1x today

Dodgers are playing the Nationals breh.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Dodgers are playing the Nationals breh.

beat it

 

[VegetasHairline]

beat it

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

fukk it

i’m calling a leadoff bomb by shohei rn against the nationals

and if it aint a leadoff bomb. he going yard at least 1x today

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

fukk it

i’m calling a leadoff bomb by shohei rn against the nationals.

and if it aint a leadoff bomb. he going yard at least 1x today

He almost went yard twice. Was at the game and 90% of the fans were Dodger fans. Even with the loss shyt was l Can’t believe I hadn’t been to a Dodger game since I was a teenager

 

[god shamgod]

Altuve in LF is going to go well for us

Cam Smith might actually make the opening day roster

Dude is absolutely RAKING right now, thanks Cubs!

Gotta see a larger sample in Sugarland though, I don’t think he’s ready since he’s only seeing non top level mlb talent, dude cloned Correas swing somehow though

I think he was just now named the 15th best prospect in ball too

What about now?

Btw STILL waiting for that proof smith is top 15 prospect(not even on some top 100 lists) you lyin mf


Since you wanted to talk about spring training stats let’s talk about real shyt

Thanks , tucker already leads mlb in war meanwhile parades and smith been trash