The Official 2024 College Football Random Thoughts Thread

[JasoRockStar]

Dude was getting put on skates Saturday, nikka pride hurt thinking someone else gon tolerate him, mf gon be at Missouri Tech at this rate




He the worse kind of nikka, a nikka that don’t realize he not all that and steady asking for more, nikka spent all Saturday getting put on skates




Turn this up louder




Be delusional about our run, we beat y’all head in

Dude has not lived up to his billing anywhere he's gone, was sliding down the depth chart, his Dad was going back and forth with fans on Twitter yesterday, etc.

He's gonna have a "What Happened to Bear Alexander" vid made about him in 1 year tops.







No Harbaugh.
No Conor.
No Zinter for the last drive.


Now the Bucknuts said that they were gonna handle us going into the 2023 game now that we couldn't "cheat". According to their previous logic, the win in 23 was legitimate.




We didn't take their signs, but we took their souls though.

 

[DropTopDoc]

shyt named tom izzo football building?!

I think he dropped some money for it, but i mean they weren’t going to call it the plaxico or tj duckette center

Negged

You see how your “ally” acts @Whips-n-Chains

Can’t trust a buck bro

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

I thought I had commitment issues

Is he eligible for the draft this year?

Some "advisor

shyt named tom izzo football building?!

He donated the money

 

[Silkk]

Is he eligible for the draft this year?

Yeah

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Not a bad idea. I can't see mich wanting this ass clown too closely associated with their program tho

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Yeah

It's some advisor pissing in his ear then. Watch his agent be his uncle that's not really his uncle

 

[JasoRockStar]

They was on it too, including allegedly giving our signs to Purdue, and allegedly stealing Don browns signs

Don Brown went from almost beating them in 2016, keeping us in the game in 2017 despite Michigan starting the worst QB of the Harbaugh era to getting 50+ pts put up on him in 2018 and 2019.



How else did they turn things around so quickly?



Sounds like those OSU wins deserve an asterisk to me.


We need to protect the integrity of the game

 

[Trust Me]

Not a bad idea. I can't see mich wanting this ass clown too closely associated with their program tho

I'm leaning 70/30 that UM would decline his offer.

Because .. UM gon UM.

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

I'm leaning 70/30 that UM would decline his offer.

Because .. UM gon UM.

I guarantee you they'd not accept, however there are ways he can funnel that money to them without the school knowing it's him but his ego too big for all that, he'd want the publicity.

You know how it is there. I was in AA a few years back, the night before y'all played UGA, at that speakeasy underneath blind pig (or another music venue?) and there was some nuclear physics PhD cat chatting my ear off and I brought up the game and he had no idea what I was even talking about

 

[Trust Me]

I guarantee you they'd not accept, however there are ways he can funnel that money to them without the school knowing it's him

I'd bet UM would do a more than usual, thorough check on where the mysterious funding came from. I'd bet they'd spend their OWN resources and funds to put a stop to it.

but his ego too big for all that, he'd want the publicity.

The pub that he'd get for Barstool would at minimum break even with what he would give to the University.

 

[Trust Me]

Spoiler: Live look at Warde fukkin Manuel when he hears about the offer...

 

[Trav]

It’s great to be a duckrine

Fixed

 

[smitty22]

nikka in his feelings, but he be aiight enjoy his Sanka coffee




And we still champs, deal with it

Till Christmas

 

[DropTopDoc]

Till Christmas

Then we will still be champs, and you will have a lump of coal for a Christmas gift from me, plus lil Brutus too

 

[DropTopDoc]

Fixed