Man I had a wild dream last night featuring Nick Saban.
I was chilling in an office and a few other people where in there. A chick in there all bubbly and happy, a white dude who said he was a former tight end. We were all kicking it and then a phone ring and its a former bama DB and he called asking for somebody and if he dont hear from them he's gon enter the portal. I'm like
bruh you aint played here in years you in the career life portal.
Then Saban walk in and he rockin the glasses he used to wear when he was with the Browns
And he starts looking at us and says "how are we doing recruiting safeties. We need to stop looking at box safeties who can only do 1 thing and find guys we can move all over the place cause thats where the league is going."
Then everybody leave and it's just me and him and he start shooting the shyt talking bout politics and how people running all over the place. Then bout how they need to legalize weed.
I asked him if he gonna wear a mask on the sideline he said hell no.
Then he hands me a paper and it's a job offer sheet. And he says "now I want you to understand if you take this job I cant pay you
"
I thought about my parents and I was like "they got me" and started writing my name on the contract
A nikka signed up to be an intern in his own dream