The Official 2016 Olympics thread: Medals Are For the Elite but Zika is For Everybody

TheFryingDutchman

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Speed walking:blessed:
A French walker couldn't hold it in and ended up shytting himself:scust::mjlol:

Eta: He passed out for a bit:lupe: but hes back up now.
 
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Speed walking:blessed:
A French walker couldn't hold it in and ended up shytting himself:scust::mjlol:

Eta: He passed out for a bit:lupe: but hes back up now.
Like for real? :gag:

Race walk needs to be pulled out the Olympics, gtfoh with this shyt. :rudy: And if it's going to happen, it NEVER needs to see the light of day on an actual network.
 

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China Vs Netherlands match was the best sporting event I seen all year and the only thing I can see topping it is the superbowl and it has to be one of the best ever...

This shyt was legit like a fukking movie...

Superstar Chinese player who takes HALF THE SHOTS for the whole team...

Netherlands had them in that second set...CHOKED 3 TIMES and 2 on serves...CHOKED ON A SERVE RIGHT AFTER CHINA CHOKED ON A SERVE...

Black chick who is just all ass and thighs comes in smashing chinese players left and right...hit one of the chinese players RIGHT IN THE MOUTH with the ball...then they tried to hurry up and serve right at her as she was still dazed...chinese chick knows she gonna be executed if they loose so at the last second she just flings her body at the ball and keeps the play alive...

Zhuzilla running on fumes...she was so fukking gassed at the end...her face was 3 different colors...eyes black lips blue...looked like a drown victim...

Zhuzilla not even at the net on the match point...Netherlands think they got a chance...Zhuzilla gets a dig at the back and some no name chinese chick wins the match...

Shoutout to the little chinese lady coach who was just the stereotypical chinese lady coach and didn't do much of anything but stand around like :beli:

Shoutout to one of the cac announcers who was anti chinese and kept shytting on them outside of Zhuzilla...

Shoutout to China for not subbing Zhuzilla out at all while the Netherlands kept subbing players left and right...

You don't even need a script...just let the whole match run from start to finish in a movie theater...

Watching this right now off the strength of this post. Volleyball should be much bigger in this country than it is, especially considering the US created the sport.
 

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This speed walking......:mjlol:


That dude coming down the home stretch with that smile on his face:deadmanny:

Like for real? :gag:

Race walk needs to be pulled out the Olympics, gtfoh with this shyt. :rudy: And if it's going to happen, it NEVER needs to see the light of day on an actual network.




They actually tried to take out Wrestling.
 
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