The OFFICIAL 2016 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

Ya, it is a major problem. Not saying it is not.

They need to make it their main focus to build a big nasty dline

I am losing my hair. You will to young buck. Going after dudes hairlines will come back to bite you. Trust me.

I didn't say shyt about his hairline lmao u cant even see his hairline. It just makes me legit laugh how dude looks like a 40 year old prototypical burn out hippie surfer that smokes weed every day. And how he looks exactly like the retarded hippie bowl cut dude from tosh.0

 

[Swagnificent]

So let's take a look at how Alabama and Tennessee compare as the Tide goes for a 10th straight win in the series.

Rushing offense

1. New Mexico State 354.0

20. Alabama 237.0

50. Tennessee 192.5

Passing offense

1. Texas Tech 544.0

47. Alabama 252.8

62. Tennessee 239.5

Total offense

1. Louisville 659.2

24. Alabama 489.8

51. Tennessee 432.0

Scoring offense

1. Louisville 58.0

6. Alabama 44.8

48. Tennessee 33.8

Rushing defense

1. Alabama 69.2

86. Tennessee 183.0

Passing defense

1. Michigan 113.7

49. Tennessee 216.3

61. Alabama 223.3

Total defense

1. Michigan 212.8

12. Alabama 292.5

65. Tennessee 399.3

Scoring defense

1. Michigan 10.3

11. Alabama 15.8

64. Tennessee 26.7

Turnover margin

1. Washington + 2.2/game

20. Alabama + 0.8/game

97. Tennessee - 0.5/game

Penalty yards

1. Navy 19.2/game

53. Alabama 52.3

81. Tennessee 59.7

3rd down offense

1. Toledo 56.7

16. Alabama 48.8%

51. Tennessee 42.4%

3rd down defense

1. Michigan 12.2 %

24. Alabama 31.6 %

35. Tennessee 33.7 %

Sacks by

1. Ohio 4.2/game

5. Alabama 3.8/game

104. Tennessee 1.5/game

Red zone conversions

1. Four teams at 100 percent

23. Alabama 92.6%

46. Tennessee 88.5%

Individuals

Jalen Hurts

-- 66th in passing yards with 207.0 per game.

-- 27th in completion percentage with 63.8

-- 37th in QB rating at 149.4

Calvin Ridley

-- 76th in receiving yards with 68.7 per game

-- 23rd in receptions with 34

Ryan Anderson

-- 33rd in sacks per game with 0.75 per game

-- 25th in tackles for loss with 1.25 per game

JK Scott

-- 8th in punting average with 46.5

this is college football dummy not the NFL. not everyone plays the same level opposition.

we've played a schedule that is 10x harder than you. we've already played 4 ranked teams (Va-Tech, Florida, Georgia, and Texas A&M) and 2 quality group of 5 teams (App State and Ohio). we don't have no FCS cupcakes on the schedule to pad our stats.

we've already faced 2 top 10 defenses (Florida and Va-Tech). we scored 38 and 45 points on them respectively. we also played the #15 scoring defense going into yesterday (Texas A&M) and we scored 38 points on them while committing 7 turnovers.

we gon butt rape you nikkas Saturday. get the lube ready.

 

[Brady-Carter]

They need to make it their main focus to build a big nasty dline

Helf can't recruit. And do you give Helf and brady Hoke a chance to recruit those guys? IDK. Such a mess breh, such a mess. I am just happy with Justin Hebert, and that is what I am going to focus on this year. B/c just thinking about the D hurts my head.

#PayWillLyles

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

this is college football dummy not the NFL. not everyone plays the same level opposition.

we've played a schedule that is 10x harder than you. we've already faced 2 top 10 defenses (Florida and Va-Tech). we scored 38 and 45 points on them respectively.

we also played the #15 scoring defense going into yesterday (Texas A&M) and we scored 38 points on them while committing 7 turnovers.

we gon butt rape you nikkas Saturday. get the lube ready.

We have played 3 ranked teams u stupid bytch. And A&M's best player was hurt

And half yall's team is hurt u dumb c*nt. Lets do a ban bet for the game breh since u are so confident

 

[Swagnificent]

I'd be surprised if Tennessee stays within 3 touchdowns of Bama.

I'll be surprised if we don't win by at least 10 points.

45-34.

thats my prediction. Tennessee's juggernaut offense will be too much for Alabama's overrated defense.

 

[Swagnificent]

We have played 3 ranked teams u stupid bytch. And A&M's best player was hurt

And half yall's team is hurt u dumb c*nt. Lets do a ban bet for the game breh since u are so confident

I'll enjoy clowning you too much after we win so I don't want you gone.

I want you here.

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

Helf can't recruit. And do you give Helf and brady Hoke a chance to recruit those guys? IDK. Such a mess breh, such a mess. I am just happy with Justin Hebert, and that is what I am going to focus on this year. B/c just thinking about the D hurts my head.

Yea Im assuming Oregon is getting rid of Helf right? Why the fukk would they keep him? First step would be getting rid of him. And Oregon needs a splash hire to get some juice back. That's why I think Kiffin would be perfect. He would create buzz and be great for recruiting. And I think he's learned a lot from Saban and his dad was a DC he knows how important it is to build a good D and it starts in the trenches.

 

[Swagnificent]

but @Swagnificent told us Joey Bosa would be a bust...

and his lil bro balling for us too..

one game.

lotta scrubs have had lucky debuts before.

that cac will be a bust. just wait on it.

 

[Swagnificent]

Tennessee = most impressive one loss team in the country.

after we beat Bama we'll get our due.

I expect us to be alot higher when the playoff committee's first poll comes out versus the media AP poll.

 

[Brady-Carter]

Yea Im assuming Oregon is getting rid of Helf right? Why the fukk would they keep him? First step would be getting rid of him. And Oregon needs a splash hire to get some juice back. That's why I think Kiffin would be perfect. He would create buzz and be great for recruiting. And I think he's learned a lot from Saban and his dad was a DC he knows how important it is to build a good D and it starts in the trenches.

I think Oregon sticks with Helf.

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

I think Oregon sticks with Helf.

Yikes. Don't see Oregon getting better any time soon then. Just don't have the recruiting. Washington stole Oregons best instate player and he is a stud DT. Bad look

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

Oregon might end up 4-8 or 3-9 this season. No way they should keep him around

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

nah, there's usually about 5-6.

Problem is, you can't have a 6 team playoff.

This I disagree with. Been saying the P5 champs get auto bid then #6 is highest rank non conference winner.

3 vs 6
4 vs 5
1 & 2 get byes. Play those first two at home stadiums

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

But them calls was all for Clemson. I honestly think they told the refs to let them play and they let contact and Offensive holding slide.

You all will finally start getting that treatment too. Happens a lot when we play perceived "lesser" teams (especially in conference). Watch how many holding penalties Wake Forest will get away with this Saturday

 

[Brady-Carter]

Yikes. Don't see Oregon getting better any time soon then. Just don't have the recruiting. Washington stole Oregons best instate player and he is a stud DT. Bad look

It is what it is breh.

The Future, Justin Hebert will make it work. Dude is going to be a top 5 pick 3 years from now.