The OFFICIAL 2013 MICHIGAN FOOTBALL TEAM 134 THREAD. You WILL HAIL.

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Yeah, it's probably a good thing that servers went down for me yesterday, because the venom I wanted to spew, I wanted someone MURDERED for that travesty in Happy Valley.

Devin. Oh, Devin, Devin, Devin. While you managed to play great the rest of the way, it was YOUR dumbass mistakes that helped give Penn State 14 early on. I'm not letting your ass off the hook for that one. :ufdup:

Funchess. Oh, Funchess, Funchess, Funchess. As clutch as you were, you STILL DROPPED 2 TD PASSES. That's 12-14 points you left off the board right there. :why:

Mattison and Borges (ESPECIALLY BORGES) either being stubborn or stupid by going with dumbass sets (Cover 3 not getting to QB, or I-Form runs not getting shyt) that didn't work. I'll get to Hoke in a minute.

The announcers.... the Penn State dikk-sucking, cheerleading-on announcers. Did you guys not forget that these fukkers covered up CHILD fukkING RAPE? And you wanna be sympathetic towards them? :camby: with that bullshyt. And as if I didn't despise Matt Millen enough as it is (thanks for ruining my Lions, a$$hole :pacspit:) to hear his biased ass calling this game was almost fukking torture for me. :sadcam:

And of course, Coach Hoke. WHAT THE fukk WERE YOU THINKING WITH THAT DELAY OF GAME????!!!!?!?!?! :mindblown::mindblown::mindblown:

You're slashing and scoring on these dudes all game, and at the very end, you take your foot of the pedal, and look what fukking happened. I always HATED how Lloyd got conservative late in games, and how it cost us many games during his tenure. This was an unpleasant nostalgia trip for those sad days. I fukking despised Lloyd Ball then, and I fukking despise it now. Hoke, :ufdup: also.

Despite that, give credit to Penn State. Those kids played their asses off, and their coaches were MUCH BETTER than ours. Thank God the Tigers won, or else I would have REALLY fukking lost it.
 
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The O-line was wack though. Then Lewan went down. But Gardner pretty much was the entire offense. But what was the worst was these guys coming out and just running the ball at the end of the 4th hoping to set up a long FG and then they get a delay of game. I don't even put it all on Gardner because they're taking too long to get the play to him. Borges is just awful. But then we had 3 and 1 in OT (which was first down and a terrible spot), but Hoke just decides to run it with Fitz right up the middle instead of giving Gardner a chance to throw for it. Mind you they had NINE in the box. NINE. This clown Hoke just sits there with his headset off like :dwillhuh:. Then Gibbons misses a FG. Meanwhile, in that exact same scenario Penn St. went for it and got it and we lost the game. Also, we needed to blitz on their last drive and never did. We have this kid a perfect pocket. His passes weren't even that good, these idiots kept going for the INT instead of deflecting it trying to be heroes.

It was just one of the worst coached games I have ever seen in my life. Once again, a close game, in the big moments and Hoke and his staff look like amateurs. We need to throw everything at an elite coach. They hired a nikka from SDSU to coach MICHIGAN. :smh:
the bolded was just stupid hell a bootleg could of gotten us a 1st down anything.Like how many fukking times did we run up the middle for negative yardage?I've been fan 25+years and have never seen a worse Michigan o-line.I'm not gonna blame Devin anymore that kid is in constant 3rd and long situations because this sorry excuse for an o-line can't run block or pass protect outside of the tackles.Once again the philosophy needs to be changed this is not a power football team its a finesse one.The sooner our coaches realize this the better off we'll be.
 

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Hindsight is 20/20 but when you got a kicker that has made 16 straight kicks and a turnover machine at qb(who was recruited by rich rod:huhldup:) your suppose to trust your kicker. Y'all can rant and rave and want hoke fired but I'm still on the bandwagon. They need to burn a redshirt on them freshman guards cause the ones playing now is terrible. Kalis shoulda took his punk ass to Ohio state.


:snoop:One of them field goal attempts Gardner dumb ass couldn't even center the ball properly.
 

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Hindsight is 20/20 but when you got a kicker that has made 16 straight kicks and a turnover machine at qb(who was recruited by rich rod:huhldup:) your suppose to trust your kicker. Y'all can rant and rave and want hoke fired but I'm still on the bandwagon. They need to burn a redshirt on them freshman guards cause the ones playing now is terrible. Kalis shoulda took his punk ass to Ohio state.


:snoop:One of them field goal attempts Gardner dumb ass couldn't even center the ball properly.
The FG attempts that he missed had nothing to do with ball placement. It has nothing to do with 20-20 hindsight. There is no excuse for that delay of game whatsoever. There is no excuse for coming out and running the ball so that you're oven in a position to kick the FG. This is coming out of a timeout. There is simply no excuse for it. 3 and 1, running the ball. There is no excuse for it. That supposed 16 straight FGs made kicker had just missed 2 in a row :smh:. I'm sorry, that was just a horribly coached game. The O-line is garbage though. Kalis will be fine. You're always late to catch up. You were still vouching for Denard when we all knew he needed to go in the bushes.
 

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The FG attempts that he missed had nothing to do with ball placement. It has nothing to do with 20-20 hindsight. There is no excuse for that delay of game whatsoever. There is no excuse for coming out and running the ball so that you're oven in a position to kick the FG. This is coming out of a timeout. There is simply no excuse for it. 3 and 1, running the ball. There is no excuse for it. That supposed 16 straight FGs made kicker had just missed 2 in a row :smh:. I'm sorry, that was just a horribly coached game. The O-line is garbage though. Kalis will be fine. You're always late to catch up. You were still vouching for Denard when we all knew he needed to go in the bushes.
Did they have a better option on the team:mjpls:
 

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I'm still wondering how the fukk do you ever have a running back that even gets to 27 yards on 27 carries? What the fukk. Gardner has 13 turnovers in 6 cupcake games, he certainly has to be in the conversation for worst michigan QB in my lifetime.
 

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No, I'M mad :birdman:

I'm so disgusted right now. I've never seen a more over-ranked 5-0 team going into this game. Anyone that looked at this shyt with some sense of reality KNEW these nikkas were gonna have problems when they stepped to teams that know what they they're doing. Big Ten time, and we already dropped a game in the 2nd weekend of October. This isn't an underachieving Lloyd Carr team that's going 9-3 and ready to upset Ohio State's bid for an unbeaten season. This is a team that is officially cleansed of anything Rich Rod dominated, and is out here looking WORSE in some ways.

Brehs, these words actually came out of my mouth last night:

"Couldn't we have kept Rich Rod on as offensive coordinator?" :ld:

I WANTED THAT nikka AND HIS FAMILY RUBBED OUT, AND I WAS CRYING FOR HIM LAST NIGHT :damn:

I'm at a loss with this squad. I don't know if Gardener is going to develop into a better QB before the end of the year, or if they can run a better offense than my nephew's suburban high school team. I just know that I only have love for my school and ZERO belief in their football.

Gotdamn :snoop:
 

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I'm still wondering how the fukk do you ever have a running back that even gets to 27 yards on 27 carries? What the fukk. Gardner has 13 turnovers in 6 cupcake games, he certainly has to be in the conversation for worst michigan QB in my lifetime.
Step back look at the situation the kid is our entire offense.Constant 3rd long situations because this o-line is and rb combo are the worst in Michigan history.I'm not defending the INT's but you have to look at everything.Steven Threet and Nick Sheriadan are the 2 worst QB's in NCAA history:huhldup:
 
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