The OFFICIAL 2013 MICHIGAN FOOTBALL TEAM 134 THREAD. You WILL HAIL.

[Trust Me]

Baltimore has lost its luster. People are getting desperate and Les seems like a better option this time around.

Les too busy fukkin Mrs. Moeller, he aint coming back. I dont think I trust his old crazy ass anyways. Unless he gonna bring Chavis with him.

Other than the Harbaughs, who can make a damn near guaranteed splash? Cause I cant think of anyone.

 

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Bro that is Chat Sports! Featuring Ace Williams, the 16 yr old writer from HS


Look if reports come out anywhere else that Michigan is going to pursue Harbaugh, Imma come back in here, rep all of you, and yall get to mock me.

Oh I know exactly who Ace Williams is. I cant stand the prick either, but I'll tell you this .. he's hit dead on a cpl of times in the past. He called the Dee Hart decommitment before RichRod was even fired. He called the Freddy Canteen/Brandon Watson tandem signing for this 2014 class when people were like 'who the fukk is this dude talking about' since they were unknowns at the time. He broke Chris Wormley tearing his acl last year, 3 full days before it was broken. There were a cpl of other instances also. He might just be boys with someone on the team.


Dude on MgoBlog said he called him out to be a 16 year old high school student.. but I dont fukk with MgoBlog. They're too uppity and snobby.


Dont get me wrong, Ace could be a 110% scammer .. but he's hit with some off the wall shyt before.. so I dont know what to think.

Plus .. I WANT to believe he's right on that article I linked you nicca ...


Edit: One more thing. I believe Sam Webb talked about a Harbaugh possibility on his show this past week. I doubt he'd run with it if it didn't at least have some legs there?

Lets just hope this shyt gets fixed .. ASAP.

 

[dh86]

Find me a case of a super bowl winning head coach packing up and returning to D-1 sports.

This is why people laugh about michigan being arrogant, might as well expect the Tooth Fairy to sign a 5 year contract

Les Miles got to be pushing 70 by now And its not like LSU gonna just let him come here



Saban was on the verge of failure in the league. Old man realized college ball was his lane and came back to the SEC. Smart move. worked out for him. He gets to be his control freak self at Bama, which will do whatever he wants. The Dolphins obviously are a much bigger stage.

The Harbaughs, on the other hand, have killed it everywhere they went. College coaching was merely a stepping stone for em. Especially Jim, who spent 4 years with Michigan and about 10 with the Colts, I can understand his passion for the big time spotlight

John and Jim both have been to the Super Bowl and conquered that challenge. I always saw Jim as someone who wanted to succeed in the nfl as part of a sibling rivalry as much as succeeding at the highest level, but ultimately grow old as a college coach

 

[dh86]

Find me a case of a super bowl winning head coach packing up and returning to D-1 sports.

This is why people laugh about michigan being arrogant, might as well expect the Tooth Fairy to sign a 5 year contract

Les Miles got to be pushing 70 by now And its not like LSU gonna just let him come here



Saban was on the verge of failure in the league. Old man realized college ball was his lane and came back to the SEC. Smart move. worked out for him. He gets to be his control freak self at Bama, which will do whatever he wants. The Dolphins obviously are a much bigger stage.

The Harbaughs, on the other hand, have killed it everywhere they went. College coaching was merely a stepping stone for em. Especially Jim, who spent 4 years with Michigan and about 10 with the Colts, I can understand his passion for the big time spotlight

Saban wasn't much different as a pro coach than Pete Carroll, just Sabans QB situation detonated and Carroll got Russell Wilson. I see Nick looking at the NFL again after this year, especially being north of 60 to conquer that challenge

 

[ltheghost]

So we are all in agreement...

1.Final score: Michigan loses by 50+= Hoke gets fired along with the rest of the coaching staff.
2. Final Score: Michigan loses by 50<= Hoke gets one more year to turn it around.
3. Michigan gets negative yards rushing again= Offensive Coordinator gets fired.
4. They don't show no fukking heart against those fakkits from Ohio= nikkas start losing scholarships.

 

[Trust Me]

So we are all in agreement...

1.Final score: Michigan loses by 50+= Hoke gets fired along with the rest of the coaching staff.
2. Final Score: Michigan loses by 50<= Hoke gets one more year to turn it around.
3. Michigan gets negative yards rushing again= Offensive Coordinator gets fired.
4. They don't show no fukking heart against those fakkits from Ohio= nikkas start losing scholarships.

1.Hoke's gonna get another year regardless.
2.Borges and Funk are good as gone. (If not, Hoke gives no fukks about his job.) It HAS to be done.
3.See above
4.They'll play with heart. That's never a problem. I feel bad for the D. They're gassed midway through the 3rd every game cause of all the 3 and outs on offense.

Sadly, how we do relies on Gardner's bytch ass.

 

[ltheghost]

I'll be at the game in my usual seats. Hope to be drunk as fukk deal with the cold and ass whooping.

Not looking forward to the hordes of OSU fans walking.

May the Lawd protect you from those fukking trashbag fans from OSU. I remember the last time those classless fukks came to Ann Arbor and damn near had a riot on South U because they were drunk and acting like they were in Ohio. Such classless fans....it's like inviting savages to your house.... I plan on being drunk before the end of the first half.

 

[ltheghost]

1.Hoke's gonna get another year regardless.
2.Borges and Funk are good as gone. (If not, Hoke gives no fukks about his job.) It HAS to be done.
3.See above
4.They'll play with heart. That's never a problem. I feel bad for the D. They're gassed midway through the 3rd every game cause of all the 3 and outs on offense.

Sadly, how we do relies on Gardner's bytch ass.

I'm telling you....let them nikkas lose by more than 50 and show no heart. Hokes job will be on life support. That MSU game (where they literally beat the living shyt outta us) was bad enough. Let those savages embarrass us at Home!! Hoke won't make it through the summer. I was at the last game Rich Rod coached, where Mississippi State beat us like some stray dogs. He was outta there! This program needs to get back on top and if Hoke has to go, then he has to go. I don't think he will go but its all up to Saturday in my opinion. I can't stand watching this team get their ass whooped like they are the old Lions.

edit: And why can't Shane get any damn snaps?!?!

 

[No1]

I'm telling you....let them nikkas lose by more than 50 and show no heart. Hokes job will be on life support. That MSU game (where they literally beat the living shyt outta us) was bad enough. Let those savages embarrass us at Home!! Hoke won't make it through the summer. I was at the last game Rich Rod coached, where Mississippi State beat us like some stray dogs. He was outta there! This program needs to get back on top and if Hoke has to go, then he has to go. I don't think he will go but its all up to Saturday in my opinion. I can't stand watching this team get their ass whooped like they are the old Lions.

edit: And why can't Shane get any damn snaps?!?!

Hoke won't be fired until they get a replacement locked in and he's prepared to immediately go reassure all the recruits. I wonder if Mattison would stay if they wanted him too and Hoke gets fired.

 

[Trust Me]

I'm telling you....let them nikkas lose by more than 50 and show no heart. Hokes job will be on life support. That MSU game (where they literally beat the living shyt outta us) was bad enough. Let those savages embarrass us at Home!! Hoke won't make it through the summer. I was at the last game Rich Rod coached, where Mississippi State beat us like some stray dogs. He was outta there! This program needs to get back on top and if Hoke has to go, then he has to go. I don't think he will go but its all up to Saturday in my opinion. I can't stand watching this team get their ass whooped like they are the old Lions.

edit: And why can't Shane get any damn snaps?!?!

Funny you mentioned Shane .. word is he's been taking the first team snaps this whole week.

More than likely cause Gardner's hurt (which I call bullshyt, cause the only time Gardner 'seemed' hurt is right after he fumbled the last game away with his facemask down on the turf) but if not.. and it's cause they wanna start the Morris era, then


fukk it... let him take his lumps and start shining. I actually think it could be good for us. The OLine (as bad as they've been) are gonna know where he is at all times... in the pocket. With Devin back there, they've got no idea where Devin's gonna be at cause 1) he never steps up in the pocket and 2) Dude takes off before the pressure even gets to him.

Chad Henne slung that bytch his freshman year. Elvis Grbac too. If they can, why cant Shane?

fukk that. I'm ready.


fukk Ohio.

 

[Trust Me]

Hoke won't be fired until they get a replacement locked in and he's prepared to immediately go reassure all the recruits. I wonder if Mattison would stay if they wanted him too and Hoke gets fired.

I'd say it depends on who they bring in. (Hypothetically speaking) .. if they were to bring in one of the Harbaugh's then I could see Mattison staying. If they were to bring is Les, I'm thinking Chavis comes along with him


Either way, defensively we should be ok.

 

[smitty22]

Looks like Joke will be at scum for a whilehttp://m.espn.go.com/ncf/story?storyId=10047599

 

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Looks like Joke will be at scum for a whilehttp://m.espn.go.com/ncf/story?storyId=10047599

I got no problems with Hoke staying as long as he maked a move with our OC and OLine coaches. Give Hoke that 1 more year (to see if he makes changes or the team does a 180) and revisit his job security next year.

 

[hood b. goode]

Yall need to take a step back from the ledge.

Go here and look for recent posts by the knowledgable poster MaizeMan, he keeps it 100
http://forums.gbmwolverine.com/show...-else-hearing-the-rumor%85-Hecklinski-will-be

Anyone else hearing the rumor… Hecklinski will be...
moved to OC-QB coach, and Soup brought back as WR coach?

The problem is the offense. As soon as that is fixed, we'll be straight. That's not a reason to fire Hoke and especially Mattison.

Give it another offseason brehs.

 

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Aaaaaannnddddd Hoke just said his whole staff will be back next year.

Lets start the name dropping options for our new Head Coach now.

Dumb ass fat fukk, this guy.