The most unrealistic ridiculous looking moves?

[Kidd Dibiase]

Asai ddt, you're basically falling back (kallisto finisher)

 

[Golayitdown]

Asai ddt, you're basically falling back (kallisto finisher)

Fall straight back without bracing yourself. Now imagine someone driving your head to the ground as you fall straight back.

It's goofy looking, but at least it could legit fukk you up

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Chill fam my cousins used to put me in that shyt. Hurts like a bytch

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

The Stone Cold Stunner doesn't hurt at all. We used to Stunner each other all the time back in school and it would be like ya got me

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Did anyone mention any time a woman does a powerbomb, belly to belly, or any other "power" move to a man? I wish Bayley would try to belly-to-belly me. I'd block that shyt and then put my penis in her

 

[luckyse7enz]

Never truly understood the Mandible Claw.

His fingers are in your mouth, breh. Bite them shyts and light him up with a steel chair for being disrespectful.

 

[Lo-Co]

The Lethal Injection, But its dope tho

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

I was a huge Rock fan growing up...but the elbow made 0 sense lol

The point of a match is to pin your opponent for a three count

You hit a spinebuster and it allows you to take off your elbow pad, pander to the crowd, run the ropes twice, shake your leg and do a simple elbow drop...all that takes at least 7-10 seconds...

Why isn't your finisher the spinebuster?

It's still swaggy as hell tho

the way i look at it is this. the opponent is too softened up to move, but still might muster enough energy to kick out.

look at macho man. after the bodyslam how long did take him to signal the crowd, make his way over the apron, climb the top turnbuckle, point his fingers up in the air, and land the elbow? probably around 10-13 seconds? same thing.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Never truly understood the Mandible Claw.

His fingers are in your mouth, breh. Bite them shyts and light him up with a steel chair for being disrespectful.

mankind wore the foam protector around his claw fingers

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

THE MELTZER DRIVER

the move, the name, everything...just GOOFY

 

[Lo-Co]

I HATE the Atomic Drop. I always rolled my eyed at that move. Dumbest shyt on the planet. So I lift you up like im going to hit a backdrop only to put you on your feet. Suck my dikk.

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS shyt.

So is this supposed to be this super ultra knockout finisher? How does this get a pinfall? So I'm bent over and I take half a bump and get pinned?

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Chill fam my cousins used to put me in that shyt. Hurts like a bytch

For real, I used to hate when my cousin used to do that shyt to me

 

[luckyse7enz]

mankind wore the foam protector around his claw fingers

Jaws are strong as shyt. If that thing was too hard to bite down on, it should've been a foreign object. After a while, dude was just stuffing a sock in people's mouths and putting them to sleep.

How strong are we to believe his grip is?

 

[HollywoodP]

 

[XII]

I hate to say it because it's one of the few moves that I go crazy over :

I was a huge Rock fan growing up...but the elbow made 0 sense lol

The point of a match is to pin your opponent for a three count

You hit a spinebuster and it allows you to take off your elbow pad, pander to the crowd, run the ropes twice, shake your leg and do a simple elbow drop...all that takes at least 7-10 seconds...

Why isn't your finisher the spinebuster?

It's still swaggy as hell tho

Y'all don't understand the People's Elbow is literally the Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment

The Rock has conductors implanted in his elbow that he charges with the elbow pad


Why you think opponents used to wiggle like that when he hit it

That's millions .... and millions of volts running through their body