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Most fun experience. :wow:

"Your shields are down! You should get to cover!"

*Charge, shotgun blast, shields back up*

Do I, now? :youngsabo:

:unimpressed:

Space magic is for pussies.:hhh:

Powers?! :dahell: All I need is thermal clips. :pacspit:


That shotty life isn’t for everyone. :mjgrin:

We don’t miss because enemies are always in point blank range. :win:

I have a shotty too, but I don't need to get point-blank in order for my shots to connect. :umad:

That aiming and hitting you targets life isn't for everyone. :mjgrin:
 

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Hol' up nikkas set trippin in here:gucci:.......

What you got against Vanguards cuh?:martin:

For real.

Biotics? :scust: Tech? :mjlol:

Nah, son, combat classes only only.
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(But no Vanguards. We don't do that magic shyt. :stopitslime:)


And any Sentinels can catch these neg cooldown upgrades. :pacspit:
 

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For real.

Biotics? :scust: Tech? :mjlol:

Nah, son, combat classes only only.
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(But no Vanguards. We don't do that magic shyt. :stopitslime:)


And any Sentinels can catch these neg cooldown upgrades. :pacspit:
So you soldier class?:skip:

Abusing the fukk outta that adrenaline rush huh?:mjgrin:

Ol' time stopping matrix ass nikka, that's magic too:usure:
 

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play a sci space opera like spec ops: the line and act like you ain't missing out brehs :francis:


shyt like Lift, Warp, Combat Drone don't even seem fun to me. :violent:

Bet y'all play as benevolent-ass Paragons too.


Nikkas outchea summoning digimon and casting Harry Potter spells with the fate of the universe at stake. :picard:


Just gimme the biggest fukking guns that could put a hole through Superman and clear my line of fire. :bustback:
 

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So you soldier class?:skip:

Abusing the fukk outta that adrenaline rush huh?:mjgrin:

Ol' time stopping matrix ass nikka, that's magic too:usure:

Soldier (1) or Infiltrator (2).

Anything else was for cheevo farming and represents clear indoctrination.

And AR wasn't in ME1, only really useful in some fights in ME2. Didn't even use AR in 3, just maxed over -200% cooldown and moved everybody and their moms down in real time.:whew:
 

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Space magic is for pussies.:hhh:

Powers?! :dahell: All I need is thermal clips. :pacspit:




I have a shotty too, but I don't need to get point-blank in order for my shots to connect. :umad:

That aiming and hitting you targets life isn't for everyone. :mjgrin:

I remove cover, you hide behind it. :hhh:

I see the white of my enemies eyes face to face. :demonic:

Thermal clips? I don’t need to reload my fist. :ufdup:

Biotics run all of you, fukk your omnitool, fukk your ammo, fukk your drones. :pacspit:

Vanguards are soldiers too, we just do everything better. :smugfavre:
 

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I still think the Jacob hate was:mjpls:. If you notice whenever you look at YouTube reviews of ME2 all the reasons are dumb and could apply to everyone.

I didn't like Jacob that much either. He's my third least favorite squaddie (after Tali and Jack). :mjpls:
 

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I remove cover, you hide behind it. :hhh:

I see the white of my enemies eyes face to face. :demonic:

Thermal clips? I don’t need to reload my fist. :ufdup:

Biotics run all of you, fukk your omnitool, fukk your ammo, fukk your drones. :pacspit:

Vanguards are soldiers too, we just do everything better. :smugfavre:

Biotic bowling ball babble. You the space version of Cannonball from X-Men. :unimpressed:



And brag about getting face-to-face with @Another Man, Sheprehs. :dame:
 
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