The M.I.C. Stories: Worst One Night Stand

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I got turned on

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

then why you bring up that hashtag then? y'all organize hits frequently.. All it takes is someone to get tired of it and say something and the rules will get upheld, if not temporarily. And I already addressed this.. If you like it, cool.. If not, I don't care. You believe it, cool.. No? Cool. Don't understand why some of you folks don't understand that concept.

We been formed for 3 years now and have yet to have cook or Bk tell us to stop.

 

[keepemup]

When she laid your clothes out, I was hoping you were gonna say it was a Sunday morning and you already told her you only work weekdays.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

#TnT

Ya'll still doing those organized rep hit squads?

You can try if you want to fam ....I guarantee you it won't work out like you think it will.

@Capo Dei Capi

@cook @Brooklynzson

@Thatrogueassdiaz check this thread breh, dude is furious and ran to event staff to snitch over 3 negs
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/rep-manipulation.404726/#post-17985212
He actually thinks he's the first loser to complain about being hit with a neg train

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

@Thatrogueassdiaz check this thread breh, dude is furious and ran to event staff to snitch over 3 negs
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/rep-manipulation.404726/#post-17985212
He actually thinks he's the first loser to complain about being hit with a neg train

So after i said i wouldnt organize a hit, this nikka goes and snitches in event staff about rep crews? So this nikka a rat and a liar and false storyteller? @The M.I.C. negged #TnT

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

So after i said i wouldnt organize a hit, this nikka goes and snitches in event staff about rep crews? So this nikka a rat and a liar and false storyteller? @The M.I.C. negged #TnT

Nah me and AJ did neg him yesterday and that caused him to run and snitch , feel free to neg him again though

 

[Reactor1804]

I dunno if this story is true or not, and tbh i really don't give a damn cause these stories funny as shyt!

 

[Born2BKing]

Dude is to much of a square.

Chick is a keeper.

Brah do kinda sound like a lame lol. You gotta know how to tame a hoe, not be scared. That nikka need to take a trip to Harlem.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Good story. I never been with a crazy women, but I'm glad to known how you dealt with that situation.

 

[Morose Polymath]

Oh shyt, this a Charlotte bytch...I'm a Charlotte nikka, gotta remember that name now to avoid her ass, or to get a quick freak nut

I swear everyday I see a new breh or brehette repping the Tarheel state on this site?

 

[shutterguy]

Probably got about 4 or 5 hours of sleep until I started smelling food cooking, I'm pretty much dazed as hell...thinking that last night, for the most part, was a fukking dream. I'm trying to figure out if I left something in the oven because of the smell of food UNTIL...I started feeling something grabbing on my balls below. I look down and this chick is down here using her hands to juggle my joints, staring and examining them and shyt.


Me: "The hell?"
Her: "They're like chocolate grapefruits, big delicious chocolate grapefruits!"
Me: "Thank you I guess?"
Me: "Are you cooking something?"
Her: "Yeah, I'm making you some breakfast! Bacon, eggs and toast

I'm actually at this until I start to get up and see one of my three piece suit joints laid out next to me...I'm cause I know I didn't pull anything out for me to work last night due to the shyt that took place. I guess she saw how puzzled I looked looking at the clothes..

Her: "I picked out something for you to wear to work today, I think you'd look good in this. Don't you agree?"
Me: "What? You went into my closet....the fukk, you actually picked out my gotdamn drawls and socks too?"
Her: "Well, I need you to be looking your best while you're out at work...can't have no nikka dressed like a bum for a man."
Me:
Her: "Get dressed and come and eat"
Me: "I don't feel like getting fukking dressed."


So after I say this she goes to the back, right to the kitchen, I can hear the plates and shyt being laid out. I'm thinking about how the hell I'm going to get this broad out of my damn house until she storms right back into the room and basically backs me up toward my dresser. Of course, her hands start roaming and lock right back down on my joint and my nuts..

Her: "You must be ready to let off some of that frustration from last night, baby!"
Me: "Naw, I'm good right now...I just woke up."
Her: "What did I say last night, what did I need?"
Me: "Three."
Her: "Three what?"
Me: "Three of them orgasms."
Her:
Me: "Please? The food is getting cold."



So in saying that I guess she remembered she actually cooked some food and ran off to the kitchen, I followed her and saw the spread..so again, I almost immediately lost the concern of this broad starving my dikk of it's blood flow and I'm kinda with the preparation of the food...Bacon was not too crunchy, eggs on fleek...nice and fluffy and the toast was on point with a nice assortment of jams (that I know I didn't buy) and butter. However, all that shyt switches up until we start up the conversation as we eat.

Her: "This is how REAL couples start their mornings off."
Me: "Really? That's good to know...I appreciate the eats, friend."
Her: "Oh yeah, you gonna know nikka.."
Me: "What the fukk...?"


She completely switches up the subject at this point..


Her: "I heard that most men want their women to be like their mama...what's ya mama like?"

Me: "......"
Her: "What's ya mama like?"
Me: "She's a mama, shyt...I mean fukk"

Her: "I don't feel comfortable with us being in an intimate relationship and me not know your mama and them."
Me: "bytch, when the hell did we enter into a relationship within the last few days??"
Her: "I told you last night that I don't just give this shyt out to anyone..You're special to me and should feel privileged someone giving you the type of loving care I give."
Me:
Her: "Finish your food."

Me:
Her: "I think we need to meet up later tonight for dinner...let's do something fancy and get dressed up, OK?"
Her: "I think we should do Applebees!!"

Me: "Applebees's aint no fukking fancy restaurant.."

Her: "Let's do Applebees then!"
Me: Yep.

Her: "Huh?"

Me: "Yes."

This woman goes gets her stuff so she can head home, she grabs her Olive Garden leftovers out of the fridge and then proceeds to tell me that she needs my number at the hospital just in case she needs to reach me if plans change...I tell her I'm in the process of getting a new number and I don't know it right now (not true). After she leaves, I call my homeboy who introduced us and ask if her knew that this woman was a fukking lunatic...this dude swears up and down that he didn't know she was off like that but I'm pretty sure he set me up on some bullshyt. Had to switch numbers and actually warn this chick that I had legal ownership of various pistols before she left me alone a month later

The story and smilie use:

This story should be a warning to all the cats that think dealing with crazy broads to get a quick nut is worth it. This could have turned out much worse.

Crazy broads be fun for minute then you realize its too much drama to deal with.......

Get Terrorized ISIS level in your own house......

 

[Neuromancer]

He has none and Ops story isn't that far fetched either the only reason he calling is cuz he a hater and been jaded by women so anytime someone talks about male and female interactions he immediately starts tryna make himself feel better by talking shyt

Man what a loser, he is.

 

[wire28]

A few years ago, I was invited over to friend's house for a small get together...I forgot what the occasion was for but apparently my friend and his wife decided to play matchmaker behind the scenes with me and one of his wife's good friends. This is my story. I have to include the actual date and the close in two separate parts just to show you how off the wall this night was.

So I got introduced to this lady named, Jessica, by all accounts this woman was damn near dime status. We chatted a little bit she was talking about how she teaches at a local HS and talking about going back to school to get her Masters, etc...Your boy feeling kinda about the girl, so we exchange numbers and after talking for a bit at the soiree..we setup a date for us to go out. I decided to keep it cheap but classy as far as eats go, I went ahead and took her ass to them Olive Gardens...especially since they had to 2 for 25 joint at the time, win win for me. So I pick her up, we get to the restaurant and this is where the wheels came off.

We sitting at the table, highlights of the convo..

Me: "So, you were telling me you teach at ******** High School, what subject you teach?"
Her: "Oh, I be teaching them all types of stuff."
Me: "What you mean you be teaching them all types of stuff?"
Her: "Naw, whatever type of help they need, I just help them...whenever I'm in class."
Me: "Huh? You part time? You a full fledged teacher though right?? "
Her: "Yeah, I'm a substitute teacher."
Me:
Her:

So, the waiter (who's a brother) comes by after a few minutes of awkward silence and asks us if we're ready to order. Now mind you, I'm trying to keep expenses steady in this bytch..so I'm like "Lemme get that Lasagna" and then I say real loud.."THE ONE ON THE 2 FOR 25!".

Yo I'm on the floor and only up to this part

 

[beenz]

why are cats switching numbers to avoid a bytch? she already know where u live anyways. PLUS, phones have a feature to block numbers. no need to switch ur # and have to contact all your friends and family and tell them u got a new number. just block her and keep it moving.

 

[krioro]

and the toast was on point with a nice assortment of jams (that I know I didn't buy) and butter.