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:leon:....Do tell

This is Punk's "allegeded" hit list:
Mickie James
Maria
Lita
Shaul G.
Randy Orton's baby momma's little sister
Kelly Kelly
Rosa M.
Beth Phoenix
Kaitlyn
Daffney
Traci B.
Serena
Ashley M.
Winter
Candice M.
The Bellas
Rosita
Sarita
So Cal Val
Sara Del Ray
Melina
Tiffany
 

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This is Punk's "allegeded" hit list:
Mickie James
Maria
Lita
Shaul G.
Randy Orton's baby momma's little sister
Kelly Kelly
Rosa M.
Beth Phoenix
Kaitlyn
Daffney
Traci B.
Serena
Ashley M.
Winter
Candice M.
The Bellas
Rosita
Sarita
So Cal Val
Sara Del Ray
Melina
Tiffany


:wtf: wow...straight edge living...

Some of these girls are friends, i wonder if they compare notes

I guess Punk don't like the dark meat. WWE backstage must smell like old spice and sex
 

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:wtf: wow...straight edge living...

Some of these girls are friends, i wonder if they compare notes

I guess Punk don't like the dark meat. WWE backstage must smell like old spice and sex

Wade, Kofi, and one of the Usos got the "dark meat" on lock.

Its rumored that Punk's dirty **** ways changed an outcome of a 2011 PPV match.
 

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:russ: This the most random name on that list:

Randy Orton's baby momma's little sister

Any visuals?





Wade, Kofi, and one of the Usos got the "dark meat" on lock.

Its rumored that Punk's dirty **** ways changed an outcome of a 2011 PPV match.

Kofi's road husband is Punk, their tour bus must be crazy

Fill in the blanks

Wade= Alicia

Uso=

Kofi =

Tamina = Black Cena

Alicia Sister= Alex Riley
 
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When your dopehead younger brother gets high and misses dates because of it and still gets a run with the WWE title and you can't get a sniff or a peek at said title
When you switch brands to be with your girlfriend(while your career is taking off on the brand you left) and then said girlfriend fukks your best friend and dumps you
When said younger brother can call Vince and/or Triple H today and say I'm done with the meth and other bullshyt and WWE will give him his old spot back whereas you've burnt every bridge you had in said company
Yep, Fatthew's life is one big head shaking L
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Any visuals?







Kofi's road husband is Punk, their tour bus must be crazy

Fill in the blanks

Wade= Alicia

Uso=

Kofi =

Tamina = Black Cena

And Lita rides on it.

What type of p*ssy games those two gettin' up to? :dwillhuh:
 
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I only knew about the Lita shyt....I ain't know it was THIS bad :huhldup:

Wrestling is a gatdamn orgy the locker room motto gotta be "Sharing is Caring" :merchant:

Punk's "alleged" list is even crazier than I thought....I know Beth Phoenix throws subs at Punk on Twitter but :whoo: straight edge livin, indeed.
 

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Kofi = Cameron

Uso = Naomi

Someone else recently tried to hook up with Naomi
Bret Hart

Randy's baby momma looks like Kim Kardashian/Vanessa Bryant/human Bratz doll and the little sister can pass for her twin.

BTW: Punk "allegedly" tapped these two
Francine
Allison Danger
 

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Has he taken any L's for 2012?

Last thing I heard about was that stupid incident where people thought he was gonna commit suicide. Anything since then?
 

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This is Punk's "allegeded" hit list:
Mickie James
Maria
Lita
Shaul G.
Randy Orton's baby momma's little sister
Kelly Kelly
Rosa M.
Beth Phoenix
Kaitlyn
Daffney
Traci B.
Serena
Ashley M.
Winter
Candice M.
The Bellas
Rosita
Sarita
So Cal Val
Sara Del Ray
Melina
Tiffany

lol Randy's sister in law or does he really have another outside child? (Before, during, after Samantha? SMH) Pitiful

Well he does like Rosita, so he's getting close to chocolate lol!

I wonder if he ever tried Eve? Seems like they'd be more of a brother and sister type: :bryan:

 
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