The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Nintendough]

Dudes are going in on young Steven Segal.

 

[blackwaterpark]

@ Justin and the ref looking at him like "you dumb mofo"

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

So we giving Punk a pass for cuffing this literal whore?

Dude is eating Matt Hardy's, ECWs and half of Mexico's leftovers.

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[Ohnoits]

Has there ever been an opportunity that's been butchered so hard?

That's a serious question. Talk about a softball being lobbed up for the walloping. Instead, swing and a miss.

But that's what separates the all time greats. When their chance came, however slight it may have been, those dudes knocked it out of the park.

I was actually on Matt's side back when this was all happening. It's that youtube and internet persona where he's become SUCH an attention seeker. Makes me want to throw up. Pretends it's about anything other than his insecurity and attention whoring, but he's as transparent as a goddamn window.

When the crowd realized he LOST midway through the boos...

Matt Hardy:

Vince backstage like:

Edge:

Lita:

Let the beat down begin:



Matt's fans:

 

[ThatTruth777]

This whole thread got me like

Never knew that shyt about El Dandy, that's just

 

[Starburst]

I wonder who wrote this letter

North Carolina Indy Wrestler Writes Open Letter To Matt Hardy
After reading about what happened with Matt Hardy yesterday, I surfed the internet and saw what many fans were saying.

Matt Hardy is a drug addict.
Matt Hardy is a loser.
Matt Hardy is a liar.

I have been to Matt Hardy’s home several times and have seen the real Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy is loved. Matt Hardy is genuine. Matt Hardy is generous.
I am writing this because I fear for the man’s life. It is no secret that the Hardy Boyz are going down a dangerous path full of prescription pills, illegal drugs and copious amounts of alcohol consumption.

The North Carolina wrestling scene is centered around the Hardy Boyz. These guys look out for the guys coming up. Every year, they have a Christmas party where they invite everyone in the business, whether you have 1 year or 20 years in, to come celebrate. The parties are wild, but the Hardyz go out of their way to say hi to everyone. No one is excluded, an indy wrestler is welcomed and greeted as if they were a TV name.

Last year’s Christmas party was when I seriously wanted to say something, but the man has treated me well so I bit my lip. After reading his most recent news, I wanted to get this out there for his real friends to process.
At last year’s Christmas party, Matt Hardy was openly taking drugs and getting hammered on booze. A bunch of us were downstairs shooting the shyt then all of a sudden we heard this huge CRASH. We all ran to the sound of the noise, and what we saw was Matt Hardy laying in a pile of glass like he was one of those untrained death match guys. Matt Hardy was so fukked up on drugs and booze that he fell through a glass coffee table. While cut up and bloody, he was ok. Fortunately he suffered no serious damage.
After nearly killing himself and becoming a news story for wrestling sites, the party resumed like nothing happened. That is when I realized Matt’s closest friends are his biggest enablers. Instead of taking a step back and saying “Wow, you almost killed yourself, we may have a problem here”, I saw Matt’s friends giving him more shots and more pills.
My point is that Matt is a great guy but will get no help from his friends. Some of his friends are stooges that don’t dare talk back or question Matt. Matt takes care of people and in return expects not to be questioned.
Matt needs tough love. He has a ring rat girlfriend who has told people she is with him for her career. No sane woman would allow themselves to get tazed and beat up by drug addicted men 15 years her senior. She said her name is always mentioned with his and it’s a form of advertising. Matt needs to stop tasering women, re-evaluate his life and stop giving us Jeff Hardy updates. The only difference for a long period of time between Jeff & Matt was that Jeff’s problems became public. Brother Jeff is just as open and cool as Matt, but together, they are destructive together.

I am writing this in the hopes that if people really consider themselves a friend of Hardy, and many will tell you they are here, then please talk to Matt and get him help. We don’t need another obituary. IT WILL BE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP HIM NOW THAT WILL BE WRITING TEAR JERKING CONDOLENCES AND POSTING THEIR CROCODILE TEARS USING MATT HARDY’S DEATH AS A WAY OF ADVANCING THEIR OWN CAREERS.

Matt Hardy needs to put the twitter down, the youtube down and really needs his friends to stand up for him. All this enabling will lead Matt to an early grave but tough love could be the turning point for this well-hearted person.
Get well Matt, I pray for you.
-Just a no name indy wrestler.

Matt Hardy is going to die. – Dusty

Maybe we need to stage an online intervention?

 

[Starburst]

wow.....

Which leads to Lita...

- She pretty much slept with the entire OMEGA roster which included...

Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
Joey Matthews
Christian York
Shane Helms
Mike Maverick
Cham Pain
Shannon Moore
Venom
Otto Schwanz
Sweet Dreams
Caprice Coleman
Steve Corino
Black Skull

- Got pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring

- Traded sexual favours for training in Mexico since she had no money.

- Was the sex toy of El Dandy

- Used to be a stripper (which she said in her book)

- Matt Hardy and Shannon may be bi and Lita definitely is bi.

- While on an indie tour in Peru, Lita was sucking off an Indy guy I
won't name, since none of you will have heard of him anyway. A quote from a
source said..."I hadn't jacked it in like 3 weeks and I tried to smarten her
up,but she wouldn't listen. I came like a ****ing geyser and she
swallowed the WHOLE thing."

- Lita was the local groupie of Richmond punk bands

 

[Ohnoits]

lol did Dusty actually say that?

Would not be surprised if that no name wrestler was part of Matt's own crew.

@ even his friends know he needs to put down the computer. Didn't Helms say he couldn't even share hotel rooms with Matt because Matt would stay up all night checking his twitter account?

Matt probably read positive reviews of his matches and promos over and over again to erase the true ether when he practiced backstage and Vince said:

"Naaah. You know what? I'm going to have Edge/CM Punk/someone more talented do that."

 

[Heelish]

Never knew that shyt about El Dandy, that's just

Who are you to doubt him?

 

[Starburst]

Matt Hardy continues to taunt his ex-girlfriend Amy “Lita” Dumas. Hardy posted a message on Twitter about a “NEW & IMPROVED” Team Extreme – along with a picture of Matt & Jeff with Jeff’s girlfriend Beth Britt and another woman dressed up like Lita. Matt wrote: “The NEW & IMPROVED Team Extreme.. Matt, Jeff, & TWO Litas.. Whoa!! Love it!

Matt later followed up with, “So who’s better.. the original Lita, or my new Lita? HAHA!!”

 

[Ohnoits]

That's just fukking LOST STATUS.

Lita like "This is why I changed my phone number. How many dudes I gotta fukk to get this guy off my back?"

 

[Starburst]

That's just fukking LOST STATUS.

Lita like "This is why I changed my phone number. How many dudes I gotta fukk to get this guy off my back?"

 

[Project Downtime]

The new "Lita" in tha picture is Jayme Jamison, Gunner's baby momma/financee.

Punk and Lita are two freaks of a feather. Trust, Punk is not faithful to Lita.

Helms is still dumping on Matt about his internet addiction and choice of women he dates.

 

[Starburst]

The new "Lita" in tha picture is Jayme Jamison, Gunner's baby momma/financee.

Punk and Lita are two freaks of a feather. Trust, Punk is not faithful to Lita.

Helms is still dumping on Matt about his internet addiction and choice of women he dates.

....Do tell

 

[Ohnoits]

The new "Lita" in tha picture is Jayme Jamison, Gunner's baby momma/financee.

Punk and Lita are two freaks of a feather. Trust, Punk is not faithful to Lita.

Helms is still dumping on Matt about his internet addiction and choice of women he dates.

I swear, Lita prolly like "I thought you knew the deal" when he was paying her bills and shyt, then when he popped off about it was like

Then 7 years later she hears about Matt and is really?

I can't stop laughing thinking about it.