The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Mikael Blowpiff]

#NoSympy

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

So Matt gets shyt for wifing up Reby, & Punk doesn't for wifing up Lita

 

[nerry]

So Matt gets shyt for wifing up Reby, & Punk doesn't for wifing up Lita

It would seem strange, but at this point what hasn't been already said about Lita at this point (which by the way, some of it apparently ain't even true), plus, Reby seems like she's worse and if you manage to do that then you are truly something special, being worse than someone who already has a rep themselves.

And besides, you have to wonder about anyone wanting to be with a guy who by looking at every pic of his, (even smiling) he just screams ASSH0LE, and a crazy, deluded one at that.

 

[nerry]

That is what happens when you live your gimmick 24/7. Fatt could never seperate the personal and the professional. Seen it with Lita, Ashley, now Reby.

Reby openly admitted that she was with Matt for the career boost. She openly disrespects Fatt. She is known nutcase that fukks on the very 1st day of meeting someone.

fukking for tickets and drinks at the NY Giants stadium. Allegedly has a porn tape floating around and proud to be a bush-league Playboy model.

Fatt brought this major ongoing L upon himself.

BTW: Most works (good or bad) has some elements of real life to them.

Like someone said on SA forums, he, Hogan, Nash, Russo (? well nevermind) have the same problem, and I 'll even add Hall and Flair, and countless 80's and 90's negroes who can't get over not being about "that" anymore, they don't want to count on simply being remembered by the fans. Nope (in Ambrose fashion lol) they'll do ANYTHING to remain young & relevant, only it's hindering them and their legacies. As I said before, have they not looked at Ricky Steamboat and him getting the picture, early on I might add, and sitting down somewhere? Not forcing 3 or 8 more runs in the sun or becoming a drunk or doing countless ignant sh*tty things, talking crazy in shoots, he's got a cushy job, got a seemingly talented son who is also on straight and hopefully he'll stay that way, (take note Flair, Hogan).

I saw on that dirty.com and somewhere else page about her saying her parents committed her and/or she'd hook up with random dudes just so she could stay with em and leech off of them for free, and maybe get some money so she could do another "modeling" shoot. When she apparently said either during her arrest or on tv at the court appearance, "you don't mess with a playboy bunny," well have you heard from Hef since? lol Still can't believe she left her husband or hell some whole other dude she got engaged to, to start sleeping with his dad Swinskey = Sky


Oh and OHnotis I know Moxley was doing a promo but it still seemed like he was derailing off to shooting a bit. Wouldn't surprise if she was having second thoughts about being with Matt given that relationship just started and tried talking to Jon again, pitiful but I don't feel sorry for Matt. He just wants anyone at this point, just to say he has someone and if they're much younger and look somewhat pretty (cuz in some of pics, she is truly hit or miss, looks cute, then looks like her over-grill and her nose is keeping her from being cute) then he'll feel that he's doing big time "yeah screw Lita I got me an even younger wh/sl... oops broad"

 

[Ohnoits]

It would seem strange, but at this point what hasn't been already said about Lita at this point (which by the way, some of it apparently ain't even true), plus, Reby seems like she's worse and if you manage to do that then you are truly something special, being worse than someone who already has a rep themselves.

And besides, you have to wonder about anyone wanting to be with a guy who by looking at every pic of his, (even smiling) he just screams ASSH0LE, and a crazy, deluded one at that.

That is true. I go hard on Lita's hoish antics, but she has at least plausible deniability. Her reputation is questionable and always has been, but there hasn't been one wrestler who's come out and said shyt about her, they actually say the exact opposite and praise her while running down Matt. A few guys have said she has a sterling reputation which is more than she has to fall back on than Matt Hardy does. Thus far, everything out about her is unconfirmed Internet rumors that no wrestler has come out for, only against.

This doesn't mean she's not a whore. We all know what happened between her and Edge and her former work as a stripper.

It does mean it's fukked up when your girl did you dirty and you're the one who looks like you need a box of tissues, some valium and possibly a tampon to deal with your issues.

Like someone said on SA forums, he, Hogan, Nash, Russo (? well nevermind) have the same problem, and I 'll even add Hall and Flair, and countless 80's and 90's negroes who can't get over not being about "that" anymore, they don't want to count on simply being remembered by the fans. Nope (in Ambrose fashion lol) they'll do ANYTHING to remain young & relevant, only it's hindering them and their legacies. As I said before, have they not looked at Ricky Steamboat and him getting the picture, early on I might add, and sitting down somewhere? Not forcing 3 or 8 more runs in the sun or becoming a drunk or doing countless ignant sh*tty things, talking crazy in shoots, he's got a cushy job, got a seemingly talented son who is also on straight and hopefully he'll stay that way, (take note Flair, Hogan).

I saw on that dirty.com and somewhere else page about her saying her parents committed her and/or she'd hook up with random dudes just so she could stay with em and leech off of them for free, and maybe get some money so she could do another "modeling" shoot. When she apparently said either during her arrest or on tv at the court appearance, "you don't mess with a playboy bunny," well have you heard from Hef since? lol Still can't believe she left her husband or hell some whole other dude she got engaged to, to start sleeping with his dad Swinskey = Sky


Oh and OHnotis I know Moxley was doing a promo but it still seemed like he was derailing off to shooting a bit. Wouldn't surprise if she was having second thoughts about being with Matt given that relationship just started and tried talking to Jon again, pitiful but I don't feel sorry for Matt. He just wants anyone at this point, just to say he has someone and if they're much younger and look somewhat pretty (cuz in some of pics, she is truly hit or miss, looks cute, then looks like her over-grill and her nose is keeping her from being cute) then he'll feel that he's doing big time "yeah screw Lita I got me an even younger wh/sl... oops broad"

I did not hear this about her and the mental institution before. I did hear everything else though. And I've seen her Playboy pics. They were shots with her and 8 other girls on a beach naked. Hardly impressive, it wasn't a spread or cover like Ashley M. or Maria K. had. Just a random groupie thrown in with no titties.

So Matt gets shyt for wifing up Reby, & Punk doesn't for wifing up Lita

I already made fun of CM Punk for this in another thread breh.

No one is defending wifing up hos.

It's just funny that he stays losin while the women he wifed reaps the benefits and makes him look like a p*ssy.

Takin Christmas card photos with a known whore that other wrestlers outted for sucking every cock in Tampa.

Like I said, Lita has at least plausible deniability How fukked up is that?

 

[Henzo]

Punk doesn't kiss and tell

Matt does kiss and tweet

 

[nerry]

and besides, ummm Lita's is/was TALENTED or at least knew how to do more than 2 moves, something's Reby's yet to do. Like I said, it was the fact that Edge was his friend and higher up on the food chain that bothered Matt and his ego, he surely didn't care that she was still in a situation with another man when they met (I still believe they had an open relationship at times). He prob figured that since he was soon to be famous wrestler then that would trump anything previous skeleton or dude she had. Well you lose em how you get em.

Plus isn't Reby a confirmed bi? Then again Matt probably sees that as a plus. Well there were rumors of Lita about that too, look how that all turned out....

Glad Moxley didn't fall for that, or else we'd be subject to their Sunny type situation, a two for one deal with Reby being brought there, kinda like what Maria's trying to do with Mike Bennett and the E'. Hell he'd be better off with the ex porn star.

 

[Ohnoits]

and besides, ummm Lita's is/was TALENTED or at least knew how to do more than 2 moves, something's Reby's yet to do. Like I said, it was the fact that Edge was his friend and higher up on the food chain that bothered Matt and his ego, he surely didn't care that she was still in a situation with another man when they met (I still believe they had an open relationship at times). He prob figured that since he was soon to be famous wrestler then that would trump anything previous skeleton or dude she had. Well you lose em how you get em.

Plus isn't Reby a confirmed bi? Then again Matt probably sees that as a plus. Well there were rumors of Lita about that too, look how that all turned out....

Glad Moxley didn't fall for that, or else we'd be subject to their Sunny type situation, a two for one deal with Reby being brought there, kinda like what Maria's trying to do with Mike Bennett and the E'. Hell he'd be better off with the ex porn star.

She used to say she was a lesbian and had a confirmed long term relationship with a stripper on Howard Stern radio

I guess Matt thinks he scared her straight

Edited- Her whole past reaks of "I got tricked out at 14 and now I have daddy issues"...sex with females, 50+ year old steady live in partners, mental institutions, Playboy, tricking in cars, being proud of naked photos and genital piercings, trying to get a ring from Matt Hardy, lashing out at his ex who moved on several times on Twitter

 

[Project Downtime]

Why Punk gets little to no flack about Lita is simple. Punk got Lita relocating and leaving her band to follow him around the country. Lita did not need Punk to make a name for herself in the wrestling business. All of Punk's friends are cool with Lita. Hell, Matt's friedns and brother is still cool with Lita. Punk and Lita are two peas in a freak pod.

Reby got fukking issues. Its the 11/18/2009 interview
MarksFriggin.com - Stern Show News - Archive

 

[Ohnoits]

Seeing the Ice T thread brought back memories of Hardy's multiple sonnings.

Yea. They were tellin people they were "just friends" too

 

[Project Downtime]

^^^^LOL!!!!

 

[Fellatio]

Seeing the Ice T thread brought back memories of Hardy's multiple sonnings.

Yea. They were tellin people they were "just friends" too

lol is that ron jeremy behind them?

 

[Ohnoits]

lol is that ron jeremy behind them?

Another L:

Matt's girlfriend is legit crazy as fukk and wants to trade him in

Found this on tumblr

If this shyt is recent

When is he gonna be a man and throw this broad in the bushes? I wish a woman would talk about me like that, especially to his fukkin mark fans.

So much DISRESPECT.

I laff at Hardy but even this got me heated.

HIS bytch TOOK PICS WITH THE MAN WHO fukkED HIS EX WHILE HE WAS IN REHAB

She posted them online and tweeted she let him get in her guts
Hardy's dikk game on TWITTER

Goes hard on him and his relationship with Lita, calling him out for being a p*ssy and calling him out for keeping her number and pics in his phone

SNITCHED ON HIM TO THE COPS

BLAMED HIM for costing her work with WWE

Lives rent free, while he books her indie dates, pays her bills, and defends her to his boys

Now this??

shyt is inexcusable.

Did she cut off his balls?

Matt, come on man. I don't even like you but when I saw this I was

Drop this whore.

Drop her now.

That's too big of a L for this forum.

bytch talks about him like she's a member of the coli.

 

[Project Downtime]

That is recent.

Matt's rat answered that question within the last week.

She is only with Matt for the sakeof her wrestling "career".

BTW: Looks can be deceiving. Reby only looks happy in pictures to sell the so-called relationship to Matt's fans/stans

 

[Fellatio]