The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Ohnoits]

How Often Do You Tweet?

@MATTHARDYBRAND
20.7 times per day

@JEFFHARDYBRAND
1.6 times per day

And he wonders how we know he doesn't work on his cardio.

When was the last time you think this p*ssy had sex? Who the fukk has time to tweet 20 times a day???

 

[Henzo]

Going through some names, only Mark Madden, Goldust, MVP, Jim Ross and Helms are higher. Might be forgetting some

And the highest I saw behind Matt is Reby Sky

 

[Ohnoits]

Going through some names, only Mark Madden, Goldust, MVP, Jim Ross and Helms are higher. Might be forgetting some

And the highest I saw behind Matt is Reby Sky

lol two losing bytches trying to make wrestling careers happen.

at least I'm on the coli when I'm at fukkin' work.

These bytches unemployed fighting with IWC/each other/putting over their matches/stalking exes on Twitter like some bitter highschoolers.



Match made in heaven.

 

[Hoss]

Lots of classic Matt Hardy Ls here, I applaud your efforts. I don't think this specific L was mentioned yet, and it really should be. It's kind of a defining L in this loser's career:

Matt Hardy was kicked out of rehab yesterday after he failed a breathalyzer test. Multiple sources are reporting that staff at the center where Hardy was at got suspicious of his behavior and gave him an impromptu breathalyzer test that he failed. Hardy said he wasn't drinking and that he failed because he'd "just used mouthwash." The staff didn't believe him and kicked him out.

 

[Ohnoits]

Rehab staff won't even put Fatt over.

 

[The Push Man]

Lots of classic Matt Hardy Ls here, I applaud your efforts. I don't think this specific L was mentioned yet, and it really should be. It's kind of a defining L in this loser's career:

Forgot about that, the boy has so many L's it's hard to keep track.

 

[NYChase718]

Matt Hardy was asked about the rumor of Jeff Hardy looking to return to WWE because he might want to make more money that he lost over the past few years with his legal troubles. Matt replied on Twitter:

"Jeff doesn't need or care about money."

guess fatthew is back on drugs again

 

[Kimo_bud]

Quote:
Matt Hardy was asked about the rumor of Jeff Hardy looking to return to WWE because he might want to make more money that he lost over the past few years with his legal troubles. Matt replied on Twitter:

"Jeff doesn't need or care about money."

fat ass is just sad wwe wants jeff and dont care if he lives or dies

 

[Henzo]

homeys obsessed

 

[Ohnoits]

WTF he works out looking at pictures of Jeff???

Alright that's it.

I'm takin' odds on Jeff fukkin Lita.

It's the only explanation.

How can anyone's life be such a failure?

 

[Project Downtime]

And he wonders how we know he doesn't work on his cardio.

When was the last time you think this p*ssy had sex? Who the fukk has time to tweet 20 times a day???

Have you seen what Reby gave Matt for Christmas last year?

 

[Fellatio]

I think he likes losing

 

[dbp]

He should date Tammy Sytch, that's about his speed.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

He should date Tammy Sytch, that's about his speed.

Nah.. even Tammy sonned Reby this year

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Have you seen what Reby gave Matt for Christmas last year?

She's basically saying...

"Here's what I fukk since you can't satisfy me."