The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Project Downtime]

What is exactly is the whole story here?

The whole story is long and dumb AF, so will provide the clifnotes.

They meet December 2010 and started fukking on the first date in January 2011 (thanks MVP)
She moves in by spring because she basically tired of living at home.
The WM in Atlanta debacle.
Fatt start getting arrested and collecting mugshots.
Fatt's rat start beefing with Shannon's wife after Julie call her ass out via twitter for being an ungrateful bytch.
Fatt is fired by TNA by August, but tired to deny it and spin the story.
Posted that fake suicide note for attention, then she starts pushing people away that had nothing to do with Fatt's downward spiral.
Both lie about the real reason why he went to rehab and why he got kicked out of one of the facilities.
Rumors start circulating that she was stealing money from Fatt's paypal account.
>>>fast forward through more arrest/mugshots, pity hirings, online begging, fake stunning, and Fatt's former and current friend airing out their dirty laundry>>>>

The cheating and paternity rumors has returned and this ratchet bytch pretty much confirmed it by trying to get Julie fired from the WWE.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

The whole story is long and dumb AF, so will provide the clifnotes.

They meet December 2010 and started fukking on the first date in January 2011 (thanks MVP)
She moves in by spring because she basically tired of living at home.
The WM in Atlanta debacle.
Fatt start getting arrested and collecting mugshots.
Fatt's rat start beefing with Shannon's wife after Julie call her ass out via twitter for being an ungrateful bytch.
Fatt is fired by TNA by August, but tired to deny it and spin the story.
Posted that fake suicide note for attention, then she starts pushing people away that had nothing to do with Fatt's downward spiral.
Both lie about the real reason why he went to rehab and why he got kicked out of one of the facilities.
Rumors start circulating that she was stealing money from Fatt's paypal account.
>>>fast forward through more arrest/mugshots, pity hirings, online begging, fake stunning, and Fatt's former and current friend airing out their dirty laundry>>>>

The cheating and paternity rumors has returned and this ratchet bytch pretty much confirmed it by trying to get Julie fired from the WWE.

You just cliffnoted his L's and can still make it a book Matt Hardy on Maury could be the ultimate L

 

[b. woods]

The whole story is long and dumb AF, so will provide the clifnotes.

They meet December 2010 and started fukking on the first date in January 2011 (thanks MVP)
She moves in by spring because she basically tired of living at home.
The WM in Atlanta debacle.
Fatt start getting arrested and collecting mugshots.
Fatt's rat start beefing with Shannon's wife after Julie call her ass out via twitter for being an ungrateful bytch.
Fatt is fired by TNA by August, but tired to deny it and spin the story.
Posted that fake suicide note for attention, then she starts pushing people away that had nothing to do with Fatt's downward spiral.
Both lie about the real reason why he went to rehab and why he got kicked out of one of the facilities.
Rumors start circulating that she was stealing money from Fatt's paypal account.
>>>fast forward through more arrest/mugshots, pity hirings, online begging, fake stunning, and Fatt's former and current friend airing out their dirty laundry>>>>

The cheating and paternity rumors has returned and this ratchet bytch pretty much confirmed it by trying to get Julie fired from the WWE.

This was brought to you viewers by the letter

 

[LastManStanding]

Fatt allowed that shyt to happen in 2011. His ratchet trick denied it and tried to lay blame on Shannon and Julie.
But Shane Helms confirmed it a few years later that she was the direct cause of the rife between lifelong friends and colleagues.

Shane had one of the best finishing moves of all time (until it was banned)

 

[3Rivers]

 

[BeefWellingtonThe2nd]

God damn

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[Bawon Samedi]

So again is it true that Matt Hardy is raising a child that his not his?

 

[Project Downtime]

So again is it true that Matt Hardy is raising a child that his not his?

We'll know for sure by 2033.

 

[b. woods]

No you did NOT create a combination flattop/L fade!!!

EDIT: You got Matt looking like Eugene from Hey Arnold

 

[mrken12]

 

[Psychosis]

Brehhhh

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

No you did NOT create a combination flattop/L fade!!!

EDIT: You got Matt looking like Eugene from Hey Arnold

The similarities of misfortune

 

[Ohnoits]

@ the length of this thread.

i'm dyyyyyyin at seeing this i knew this thread had to be bumped for a good reason...its the gift that keeps on giving...

 

[DANJ!]

You know it's bad when Jeff was a fukk-up for YEARS and yet, hasn't managed to take half the Ls Matt has.

This new shyt with the mixed baby is just GOTDAMN! You'd at least thought the baby would be his... this MF can't win for losin'.