The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Project Downtime]

Now that reby got her 18 year lease on Matt I look for a divorce in the next few years and she will take him for all he has left

"It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on [his] 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"

- Kanye West

 

[Vice Queen]

This is probably one of the greatest threads on this forum. I almost feel bad for this b*stard, then I remember that Jeff was my favorite Hardy and the feeling subsides.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

This is probably one of the greatest threads on this forum. I almost feel bad for this b*stard, then I remember that Jeff was my favorite Hardy and the feeling subsides.

This thread is the definition of "its funny because its true".

That said as a man i may pour out some liquor in 18 years when Matt takes the ultimate L and finds out Gregory Helms fathered his seed.

 

[Max.]

Dead @ this thread

 

[b. woods]

"It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on [his] 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"

- Kanye West

This thread is the definition of "its funny because its true".

That said as a man i may pour out some liquor in 18 years when Matt takes the ultimate L and finds out Gregory Helms fathered his seed.

 

[Vice Queen]

Man, I thought the Bella Twats were some type of evil. Reby Sky is a goddamn succubus. Whatever song she sings all the time you gotta sing it backwards to defeat her.

 

[Project Downtime]

Man, I thought the Bella Twats were some type of evil. Reby Sky is a goddamn succubus. Whatever song she sings all the time you gotta sing it backwards to defeat her.

Nah.... Reby is a money hungry trick with low standards. At least the Bella bytches are collection their own checks from multiple sources.

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

This thread is the definition of "its funny because its true".

That said as a man i may pour out some liquor in 18 years when Matt takes the ultimate L and finds out Gregory Helms fathered his seed.

Has any mark been better worked in the history of the business than Matt Hardy?

 

[Vice Queen]

Nah.... Reby is a money hungry trick with low standards. At least the Bella bytches are collection their own checks from multiple sources.

Yeah, you're right.


Anyone who gets me to side with the Bella Twins is the goddamn devil.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Has any mark been better worked in the history of the business than Matt Hardy?

None. Ever. I even bet his son slithered out of Reby in the shape of an L.

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

None. Ever. I even bet his son slithered out of Reby in the shape of an L.

Now, let's not throw shade at the baby just because his mama and daddy are tacky.

 

[R=G]

Any interview with this Ruby chick? How does she talk? Carry herself? Is she like Jenna Shea or something?

 

[Vice Queen]

Any interview with this Ruby chick? How does she talk? Carry herself? Is she like Jenna Shea or something?

From what I've gathered she's quite literally, in every sense, a ratchet hoe.

 

[R=G]

So she's basically a skeezer pretending to do work by the day? Yikes....

 

[JoogJoint]

Now, let's not throw shade at the baby just because his mama and daddy are tacky.

Let's face it, that child doesn't have a shot in hell of having a decent upbringing.