Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Blown Moon]

I ran into a slight issue going into Canada the other day. The dude at the desk said "let me be a good little Canadian and help". Wtf

 

[The BasedFather]

Need to stay away from my coworker. The sexual tension between me and her rn. Not tryna get jammed up

 

[yardman]

The reason why these bbl’s look so bad because cac surgeons are the ones holding the scalpel. They grew up around pancakes, so they don’t have the correct booty references/source material for the operation.
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[Yinny]

Music videos feel like a relic from yesteryear, I’m watching Best of on revolt and I can’t recall the last time I watched a bunch or even saw them on a tv

 

[Yinny]

We cook multiple meals on Sunday, that helps. Don't give little guy too much junk food though. Too many pudgy Black kids out here.

His snacks are mostly the low calorie stuff like apple sauces organic yogurt fruit jello pudding and such.

Meals are home cooking, even the heat and eat stuff I look at the sodium but it isn’t anything crazy

 

[Yinny]

One month until my 37th birthday

I refuse to accept being auntie age, I remember 20 years ago

Staring down the barrel of rocking 27-piece hairdos and knee high boots

 

[AStrangeName]

I know that site been having problems for the past several years, but ever since the license was renewed for this site to last a few more years, there's been even more problems. Site is moving on a sail pace for me when it wasn't like that yesterday.

Someone needs to find and hit up the guy who was purposing on making a successor site and tell him to go on ahead and do it.

 

[NoMorePie]

Shiggy shack shakes wiki Woah Woah Woah!

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Empress Menen & I = Birthday Twins (today!)

Let dem eat

 

[bnew]

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This is how white people tell history.
[Quoted tweet]
Bear saves fish from drowning. Nature really is amazing


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[Motife43]

Pet peeve of mine that really grinds my gears. When you call someone, they answer and say “let me call you right back”.

If you can’t talk why answer the phone?

 

[Yinny]

About to get back in my pop bag, maybe my child will stop bullying me to put his music on in the car

I like this Harry Styles Late Night Talking song

 

[NoMorePie]

One more.

 

[Yinny]

Last nights entertainment brought to you by me saying “Whoa there Buddy” in different tones, my son full belly laughed hysterically every time

 

[Yinny]

Little Kids with glasses are so adorable
Little boy at the gas station looked just like Dexter