I got this chick at work hotter than fish grease.
To make a long story short an employee wanted to come back early because of bad weather. It was a thunderstorm.
He wasn't approved to come back but he said he was coming back b/c he felt unsafe.
I think his request is reasonable given other protocols plus we can't make him stay out there either way.
My team reported the issue and she's going to send me a wild message telling me I need to send pictures of the bad weather (lightening). Mind you it's pouring rain.
I told her I'm not having anyone stand in the rain and try to capture lightening. She got so fukking mad at me and told me to have them take it from inside the work vehicle along with some other passive BS.
Okay bytch let's play.
I hit her with "No problem. You want pictures of lightening, correct? I'll get you pictures of that lightening right away."
Little does she know my photo editing is decent. I went outside. Took a picture of the sky then went and overlaid the shyt with a picture of lightening while increasing the transparency. Looks completely real. I made sure the lightening was pretty faint because I knew it would piss her off. Took only 5 minutes.
I had already left for the day but I was working from home. I sent it to her and she didn't reply. They told me this bytch is stomping around damn near in tears.
I told them to tell her to call me if she felt some way about it. But of course she didn't want those problems.
bytch, I'm a master troll. I've been making grown men cry for years. You better leave my people the fukk alone. Having you feeling as stupid as you look.
