Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Princess Coco]

I'm tired of sweet potatoes, asparagus and chicken breast , but I lost 5 pounds.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

LONG fukking day....

Hello bed, you looking real sexy right now...

 

[Zero]

"$5 for some onion rings? They better be right "


Man them motherfukkers were about the size of bracelets on a fat church going woman Like 10-12 of them in there too

And they outdid themselves with the philly cheesesteak tonight....I damn near had to get a fork

Diet be damned, I'll work this shyt off next week

Sweater God I aint never gave no delivery no more than a 10% tip but these dudes about to fukk around and get 20%

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Got some questions for you fine folk

1. Y'all cool with any of ya ex's?
2. Is y'all cool with someone you had sex with in general? I mean cool like y'all talk almost everyday, like y'all are genuine friends.
3. You think you can be real cool with someone you fukked in the past and not want to fukk them again?
4. If your man/girl was still cool with someone who they had sex with but the only reason they aren't together is that the person wasn't ready to settle down, would you trust your man/girl around them? Would you think that they still had feelings for them?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

I swear my stock has gone up 9000% ever since I posted "in a relationship".

These hoes ain't shyt.

I feel you. It's like as soon as a nikka taken these thirsty hoes crawl out the furniture just throwing p*ssy at you like a valley ball

 

[Aphrodite]

zaddy

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

This site crashing anyone else's browser? I mean I know the servers can be
But I can't even get thru a page or thread

 

[Aphrodite]

Me love Ty.

 

[Dwolf]

I'd raise hell

Dead ass

You wouldn't do shyt

 

[Dwolf]

"$5 for some onion rings? They better be right "


Man them motherfukkers were about the size of bracelets on a fat church going woman Like 10-12 of them in there too

And they outdid themselves with the philly cheesesteak tonight....I damn near had to get a fork

Diet be damned, I'll work this shyt off next week

Sweater God I aint never gave no delivery no more than a 10% tip but these dudes about to fukk around and get 20%

 

[Blackout]

You wouldn't do shyt

Then you obviously don't know me.

Done it before and i can do it again.

I've been going against racist whites for ages.

 

[Aphrodite]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/wtf-is-this-how-is-this-real.466311/ (nsfw btw)

how is this real life? Why? lmao

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/wtf-is-this-how-is-this-real.466311/ (nsfw btw)

how is this real life? Why? lmao

 

[Aphrodite]

Lol that shyt is crazy. She ain't taking him seriously but he was most likely 100 percent serious if she ended up pregnant.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm tired of sweet potatoes, asparagus and chicken breast , but I lost 5 pounds.

you gon eat them potatas or you gonna ingest your food?