Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[The Mad Titan]

My mama tryna poison me. Her cooking so bad.

where yall from to have a momma with bad cooking

 

[Cory MBA]

All these pawgs in Starbucks this morning

Hope you didn't try to say hello....

 

[Hijo de luna]

So I'm chatting with this chick last night. She's in the bed using her vibrator. Her 6 year old daughter in the bed knocked out beside her

 

[61 Corpses]

bliss

 

[Atlrocafella]

Pulled a nice one today , that inactive roster is looking nice and healthy ..about to replace the main in a sec

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

LOL at this chick trying to guilt trip me into paying her back for these jordans on my feet. NOPE...$175 you lost. I tried to be nice and pay her back for my bus ticket and the money she sent me up north...I AGREED to pay her back on the bus ticket even though she said (nah you ain't gotta do all that)...Her mom bought my work headset for me...The value of that is $120...If you dump a breh in the bushes over internet nudes, you can't be too upset after post-bushes behavior. I actually showed emotion. That was a huge mistake. For some odd reason, I'm not filled with rage at all...She's a fool if she thinks I'm deleting her "picture"...nobody will see them but me...but they will be part of the collection. Beautiful events

 

[TMNT4000]

Brehs my dog just got his ass beat by another dog, I felt so embarrassed.

 

[Hijo de luna]

my coworker's wife came up here. She cute, got that Elle Varner vibe. But the sister aint got nooooo ass

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Signed up for a radio rules class at our community radio station. They have classes for people to learn basically how to run your own show and such. The people there are pretty cool as well.

Why do I have to remind my mother to be an adult and parent sometimes. I don't get it, I feel like I've learned most things by myself. She has kids by losers but then allows my brother to be lazy and partake in loser behavior. That shyts frustrating as hell

 

[IronFist]

lol this dude here. I should neg you but you my boy. was referring to relationship bliss breh. Might be hanging up my jersey soon.

 

[Mr210]

Friend got busted for dwi last night...she said she had 1 beer and 1 shot when she got off work the went to another bar and then had 1 shot and then left to go home. I've been drinking with her I seriously doubt she only had 3 drinks in ike a 2 hr time period....and I don't know anyone who goes to a bar and has 1 shot then leaves

 

[AtomicUse]

Friend got busted for dwi last night...she said she had 1 beer and 1 shot when she got off work the went to another bar and then had 1 shot and then left to go home. I've been drinking with her I seriously doubt she only had 3 drinks in ike a 2 hr time period....and I don't know anyone who goes to a bar and has 1 shot then leaves

I do that all the time.

 

[Mr210]

I do that all the time.

Oh ok...

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

Mann cops scare the fukk out of me especially the cac ones. So yesterday i was walking with my friend and these cops stop us and ask us questions about the neighborhood no biggie. Just as we were about to leave, One of the cops starts flirting with us saying that the store is too far, and we're too pretty to walk. and offers us a ride. We politely decline his offer, and my friend grabs my shoulder and we start walking, then the cop fukking snaps on us, like saying" its really rude to walk away when someone is talking to you fukking c*nts"
Me:
her: lets just go back maybe they were trying to look out for us
me:
I now understand why cac girls go missing all the time they are wayyyyy to fukking trustful. I am so glad they didnt chase us down and shoot my black ass.

Anybody have some scary experiences with cops ?

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

My mama tryna poison me. Her cooking so bad.

its a hit or miss with my mom. Most of the time she misses though, its because she doesnt measure. I don't know why but african parents never measure their ingredients That can make or break any meal.