Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Illuminatos]

This song though.

It's the only wayyyyyy, you'll ever know know knowwwwwwww

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

buzzed.......fukkk

 

[Donald J Trump]

Lexington Steele Quote

DX: So what is the official length and girth of your penis?

LS: 11" by 7".

 

[At30wecashout]

100 pushups
100 air squats
3 2 minute planks
100 slow 25lbs dumbell rows
Great morning workout, cant wait to lift in the evening.

 

[Hijo de luna]

I'm not necessarily a Nicki stan but I went to the liquor store last night and they had a Nicki cardboard cutout in that bit. shyt was. I tried to buy it but the owner wouldn't sell it. Gone be a must-have whenever I build my mancave.

 

[Hijo de luna]

Mann cops scare the fukk out of me especially the cac ones. So yesterday i was walking with my friend and these cops stop us and ask us questions about the neighborhood no biggie. Just as we were about to leave, One of the cops starts flirting with us saying that the store is too far, and we're too pretty to walk. and offers us a ride. We politely decline his offer, and my friend grabs my shoulder and we start walking, then the cop fukking snaps on us, like saying" its really rude to walk away when someone is talking to you fukking c*nts"
Me:
her: lets just go back maybe they were trying to look out for us
me:
I now understand why cac girls go missing all the time they are wayyyyy to fukking trustful. I am so glad they didnt chase us down and shoot my black ass.

Anybody have some scary experiences with cops ?

Gotta make it a habit to record video/audio on your celly any time you communicating with these dirty mfs. Won't do any good to report it since they look out for each other. But post that shyt on YouTube for the world to see. The revolution is coming

 

[Atlrocafella]

Stopped by moms house and saw that she was helping my little cousins with their homework. I also saw that she had a belt sitting on The table

Took me back to the days when she and my dad would help me with homework with the assistance of a belt

Worked out in the end though

 

[IronFist]

man i wanted to go to that LSU game. fukk it

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

Gotta make it a habit to record video/audio on your celly any time you communicating with these dirty mfs. Won't do any good to report it since they look out for each other. But post that shyt on YouTube for the world to see. The revolution is coming

Yeah im gonna do that next time.

 

[Mr210]

go bama, roll tide

 

[Brandeezy]

Today's my birthday but to me it's just another day. I don't why people are telling me what to do on my bday and get mad when i don't want to do it. I'm like if i wanna sit my ass at home, chill and play games then i will do that, i hate going out for birthday dinners and shyt. No one gives a fukk after your bday is over anyways so why pretend for one day? I hate parties too

 

[Big Boda]

lately when I check my watch the clock keep showing triple numbers like 3:33pm or 11:11pm shyt is crazy. it goes with the date too it'll be the 5th of the month and I look at the clock it say 5:55. God tryna talk to me or su'm.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Today's my birthday but to me it's just another day. I don't why people are telling me what to do on my bday and get mad when i don't want to do it. I'm like if i wanna sit my ass at home, chill and play games then i will do that, i hate going out for birthday dinners and shyt. No one gives a fukk after your bday is over anyways so why pretend for one day? I hate parties too

I feel you. I don't like to make a big fuss on my birthday as well. Very few people know when my birthday is.

 

[Inglewood]

There they go with that alcohol and Pandora again!!!!!!

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Listening to this Jobim album. Man I wish I had my JD Salinger book back although I've got plenty of things to read